Vacation Poem by Athena Plante Little Bit Lost

I want to get far away from home.
But leave myself behind.
I'm a freaking pain in the ass.
I get on my nerves all the time.

I'm completely stubborn and
I refuse to listen to a single thing.
So I'm going on vacation.
But myself I will not bring.

I'm unruly and annoying.
I always drive myself insane.
So myself is not coming with me.
When I get on the airplane.

I need some peace and quiet.
While I'm sitting on the beach.
If myself tries to find me.
I'll make sure I can't be reached.

Myself can sit her butt at home.
She has a lesson she needs to learn.
For myself becomes herself again.
Only then will I return. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣