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Visitors of the poet
Number of visitors of the poet's mainpage in PoemHunter.Com
Attention: Numbers in this table does not indicate the total hits of poems of the poet, but indicates the hits of the poet's main page. 

Date Hits  
11/23/2009 Monday   22 
11/22/2009 Sunday   20 
11/21/2009 Saturday   26 
11/20/2009 Friday   23 
11/19/2009 Thursday   25 
11/18/2009 Wednesday   25 
11/17/2009 Tuesday   29 
11/16/2009 Monday   20 
11/15/2009 Sunday   35 

11/14/2009 Saturday   35 
11/13/2009 Friday   58 
11/12/2009 Thursday   34 
11/11/2009 Wednesday   62 
11/10/2009 Tuesday   30 
11/9/2009 Monday   54 
11/8/2009 Sunday   58 
11/7/2009 Saturday   53 
11/6/2009 Friday   59 
11/5/2009 Thursday   60 
11/4/2009 Wednesday   61 
11/3/2009 Tuesday   59 
11/2/2009 Monday   61 
11/1/2009 Sunday   57 
10/31/2009 Saturday   60 
10/30/2009 Friday   60 
10/29/2009 Thursday   58 
10/28/2009 Wednesday   54 
10/27/2009 Tuesday   59 
10/26/2009 Monday   61 
10/25/2009 Sunday   63 
10/24/2009 Saturday   54 
10/23/2009 Friday   59 
10/22/2009 Thursday   59 
10/21/2009 Wednesday   60 
10/20/2009 Tuesday   59 
10/19/2009 Monday   55 
10/18/2009 Sunday   58 
10/17/2009 Saturday   59 
10/16/2009 Friday   57 
10/15/2009 Thursday   57 
10/14/2009 Wednesday   54 
10/13/2009 Tuesday   58 
10/12/2009 Monday   67 
10/11/2009 Sunday   57 
10/10/2009 Saturday   61 
10/9/2009 Friday   57 
10/8/2009 Thursday   59 
10/7/2009 Wednesday   64 
10/6/2009 Tuesday   55 
10/5/2009 Monday   61 
10/4/2009 Sunday   55 
10/3/2009 Saturday   55 
10/2/2009 Friday   57 
10/1/2009 Thursday   63 
9/30/2009 Wednesday   56 
9/29/2009 Tuesday   56 
9/28/2009 Monday   56 
9/27/2009 Sunday   54 
9/26/2009 Saturday   59 
9/25/2009 Friday   58 
9/24/2009 Thursday   59 
9/23/2009 Wednesday   55 
9/22/2009 Tuesday   54 
9/21/2009 Monday   62 
9/20/2009 Sunday   62 
9/19/2009 Saturday   58 
9/18/2009 Friday   61 
9/17/2009 Thursday   61 
9/16/2009 Wednesday   54 
9/15/2009 Tuesday   55 
9/14/2009 Monday   60 
9/13/2009 Sunday   58 
9/12/2009 Saturday   54 
9/11/2009 Friday   56 
9/10/2009 Thursday   54 
9/9/2009 Wednesday   61 
9/8/2009 Tuesday   57 
9/7/2009 Monday   67 
9/6/2009 Sunday   68 
9/5/2009 Saturday   65 
9/4/2009 Friday   62 
9/3/2009 Thursday   66 
9/2/2009 Wednesday   64 
9/1/2009 Tuesday   60 
8/31/2009 Monday   54 
8/30/2009 Sunday   61 
8/29/2009 Saturday   57 
8/28/2009 Friday   56 
8/27/2009 Thursday   61 
8/26/2009 Wednesday   52 
8/25/2009 Tuesday   59 
8/24/2009 Monday   60 
8/23/2009 Sunday   59 
8/22/2009 Saturday   52 
8/21/2009 Friday   58 
8/20/2009 Thursday   56 
8/19/2009 Wednesday   54 
8/18/2009 Tuesday   57 
8/17/2009 Monday   57 
8/16/2009 Sunday   58 
8/15/2009 Saturday   56 
8/14/2009 Friday   62 
8/13/2009 Thursday   65 
8/12/2009 Wednesday   63 
8/11/2009 Tuesday   63 
8/10/2009 Monday   60 
8/9/2009 Sunday   67 
8/8/2009 Saturday   57 
8/7/2009 Friday   56 
8/6/2009 Thursday   58 
8/5/2009 Wednesday   65 
8/4/2009 Tuesday   63 
8/3/2009 Monday   65 
8/2/2009 Sunday   68 
8/1/2009 Saturday   58 
7/31/2009 Friday   56 
7/30/2009 Thursday   57 
7/29/2009 Wednesday   57 
7/28/2009 Tuesday   65 
7/27/2009 Monday   59 

Reader rating & num.of MyPoemList's
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# Poem Title Submit Date

Reader Rating

Num.of MyPoemList's
 Rating  Num.R.
1  * A New Member in God’s Gang  2/9/2009  9.0   7  1 
2  * Please Don't Lie to Me Much  7/12/2009  10.0   3  0 
3  *A Devoted Gardener of Love and Beauty  7/20/2008  9.1   23  9 
4  *Biblical Parable  4/19/2009  10.0   2  1 
5  *Dr. Jones  4/20/2009  10.0   3  0 
6  *For a Friend in Time of Her Constant Sorrow  7/1/2009  10.0   5  0 
7  *Having a Sense of Tumor  2/12/2009  10.0   6  1 
8  *Honey, My Beautiful Wife and Fishing Buddy In Case You Haven’t Noticed I’m Practically Bald  4/20/2009  10.0   2  1 
9  *I Want to Suck Your Face  7/18/2009  10.0   1  0 
10  *John Doe 3: 16  4/6/2009  10.0   4  0 
11  *Knock, knock  7/13/2009  10.0   2  0 
12  *Ophelia The Madness  2/22/2007  10.0   11  9 
13  *Portabella  7/24/2009  10.0   2  0 
14  *Relearning Life's Lessons in Short Sentences  1/11/2009  9.3   4  1 
15  *Retirement Plans  3/22/2008  7.3   10  12 
16  *Shortwave Survivor  6/10/2009  10.0   1  0 
17  *Suicidal Thoughts Over Easy  5/31/2009  9.0   2  0 
18  *Ted is Dead or In the Very Least Decomposing  5/21/2009  10.0   2  0 
19  *The End is the End without Beginning  4/18/2009  10.0   1  0 
20  *What Makes You Cry?  3/18/2009  7.5   8  0 
21  14 Stones And A Pocket Full Of Quid Or Death Comes To Cutie  6/8/2007  9.7   12  1 
22  1948 Seems Like Yesterday  11/26/2008  9.5   4  1 
23  1953 Buick Special  10/10/2007  9.8   10  0 
24  1967 Critiqued After All These Years  12/11/2007  10.0   2  1 
25  1968 Overtures  7/11/2008  10.0   5  1 
26  20/20 The Blind Have No Trouble Seeing The Darkness  2/9/2007  8.9   11  10 
27  50 Milligrams of Comatoseness  9/19/2007  10.0   4  1 
28  A Beautiful Day  4/27/2008  10.0   4  2 
29  A Beautiful Form  2/7/2009  9.2   6  0 
30  A Bible Goes Bump In The Night  8/9/2007  8.2   5  1 
31  A Bilingual Lover of Spicy Food  11/21/2008  10.0   5  0 
32  A Box of Racist Crayons?  12/12/2007  9.6   7  5 
33  A Day In The Life Of a Bud On A Reincarnated Marijuana Plant  10/16/2007  8.7   6  0 
34  A December Night In The Deep South...Outside it is 68 degrees  12/16/2007  10.0   3  0 
35  A Dilettante Falls Victim To His Own Subjective Opinions  2/13/2007  9.1   8  2 
36  A Dipsomaniac's Drought Of Rational Thought  8/4/2007  10.0   5  0 
37  A Family Of Fat Cats (Obesity In American)  2/13/2007  9.2   6  1 
38  A Fear and Loathing of Spotted Owls/In memory of Hunter S. Thompson who could fire off a good book in one shot...  2/16/2008  8.2   5  0 
39  A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum  6/27/2007  10.0   7  1 
40  A Gathering Of Tuxedo Felons Within Five Hundred Feet of a Children's Playground  10/6/2007  10.0   2  0 
41  A Good Pair of Swim Wings  8/24/2008  10.0   4  0 
42  A Hair Trigger  2/3/2009  10.0   1  0 
43  A Healthy Diet  11/7/2007  10.0   1  0 
44  A Junkie's Lament Over Having Been An Opportunist Like Cleopatra  5/31/2007  9.0   4  0 
45  A Knife In A Gunfight  2/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
46  A Lesson In Self Respect  12/11/2007  9.6   8  3 
47  A Lot of Love May Be Too Much  10/15/2007  8.8   6  2 
48  A Magnanimous Act Of Kindness On Her Part (In That She Didn't Cut Off His Balls)  2/9/2007  9.7   7  1 
49  A Necktie Or A Noose For Father's Day  6/17/2007  10.0   2  2 
50  A Norseman's Funeral Or My Wife Ate Too Much Chocolate Before Going To Bed  2/17/2007  9.0   3  1 
51  A Paradigm for Large and Small  5/18/2008  10.0   2  0 
52  a perverse logic based on bong hits  2/2/2009  9.7   3  0 
53  A Pheromonal Reaction To The Blooming Pear Tree  3/9/2008  10.0   2  0 
54  A Poem That Will Bring Us Both Great Wealth  3/19/2008  10.0   2  0 
55  A Poet Or A Sociopath  8/10/2007  10.0   1  0 
56  A Poet P.O.W Or Soldier Who Is M.I.A.  2/12/2007  9.5   2  1 
57  A Political Nursery Rhyme On The Blind Mice In America  10/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
58  A Positive Attitude Prescribed  4/15/2008  10.0   1  0 
59  A Real Man Makes Love To A Woman And Then Will Masturbate If He Needs More Lovin'  2/17/2007  8.1   7  5 
60  A Recipe For Genius And Other Types Of Mental Disorder  2/5/2007  10.0   1  1 
61  A Simple Twist Of Lemons  2/5/2007  9.5   2  1 
62  A Slave To A Knave  7/21/2007  10.0   4  3 
63  A Sociopath By Nature....An Anarchist By Choice  6/11/2007  9.5   2  0 
64  A Sopranos Style Mac Attack  6/12/2007  8.8   5  0 
65  A Swimmer Named Kennedy  5/24/2008  10.0   2  0 
66  A Terrible Speller  1/5/2008  10.0   7  0 
67  A Tired Poem / Dedicated To Sherri Kolb  11/23/2007  10.0   1  0 
68  A Train Is Not Of Thought Unless You Happen To Be On One Part 2  8/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
69  A Train Is Not Of Thought Unless You Happen To Be On One Pt. I  8/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
70  A Virgin's Tears For A Man Of Sinful Mind  10/5/2007  10.0   3  0 
71  A War And Victory In Christ's Name  9/8/2007  10.0   3  0 
72  A Well Placed Freckle  8/8/2007  10.0   2  0 
73  A Wolf Can Lie Down With A Lamb...But A Lion And A Lamb?  2/16/2007  9.5   2  0 
74  A World In Which Nearly Everybody Wants To Be A Millionaire  11/24/2007  10.0   2  0 
75  Aesop’s Empty Clip  11/28/2007  10.0   3  0 
76  Affaire d'honneur  7/19/2008  9.0   8  0 
77  Afraid To Fear  11/24/2007  10.0   1  0 
78  After Death We All Go Somewhere  7/13/2007  8.5   2  0 
79  All His Heroes Are Dead (In Loving Memory Of Those Brave Souls)  9/26/2007  10.0   2  2 
80  All Hot, Sweaty And In Need Of A Shower  2/3/2007  9.7   3  0 
81  alone in bitter protest  9/11/2008  10.0   5  0 
82  Alphabet Soup With a Drop of Poison  1/8/2009  10.0   3  0 
83  Alternative Endings Available  4/14/2008  10.0   1  0 
84  Always Look Both Ways Before Crossing Washington Ave.  6/28/2007  10.0   3  1 
85  Ambidextrous Bullshit Artist  5/9/2007  9.5   2  0 
86  America Set To Elect A Royal First Family  5/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
87  America The Beautiful as a Second Language  5/29/2008  10.0   1  0 
88  An Aphrodisiac And Condoms Are Required  8/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
89  An End to War  12/11/2007  10.0   2  0 
90  An Erotic Sunday Brunch  9/16/2007  10.0   3  1 
91  An Open Casket Funeral For His Muse  8/30/2007  10.0   1  0 
92  An Unquenchable Thirst For Life And Loose Women  2/17/2007  8.7   3  0 
93  Analogies of Women and Cars  2/9/2008  10.0   3  0 
94  and so.....  3/21/2007  8.3   4  0 
95  And To Think I Once Called Her Princess  10/14/2007  8.4   5  0 
96  Anniversaries are for old fools like me  2/24/2008  10.0   2  0 
97  Anti-Valentine  2/9/2007  9.0   2  0 
98  Any Good Pig Resents Being Called Chauvinist  2/18/2007  9.0   3  0 
99  Anyone Who Doubts The Existence Of Alien Life On This Planet Is In Denial Of The Powers Of Alcoa  7/12/2007  10.0   4  0 
100  Ape Schadenfreude  4/3/2009  8.3   3  0 
101  Aquarium Dreams  11/24/2007  10.0   2  0 
102  Are Men Good Listeners? An Hour and Three Minutes of Long Pauses Followed by Uh-huh's  4/25/2008  10.0   2  0 
103  Ashes To Ashes  2/13/2007  10.0   1  0 
104  Ask And She Won't Answer - Go West Young Ask Go West  8/30/2007  10.0   2  0 
105  Asking For A Stiff Drink  7/23/2008  8.7   7  0 
106  At Last  12/19/2008  8.8   6  0 
107  Bad der Zensur  6/27/2008  10.0   5  0 
108  Bad Parenting Is Habit Forming  12/12/2007  9.5   4  0 
109  Bad Sushi  7/11/2007  10.0   3  0 
110  Baghdad After Dark  2/15/2007  10.0   1  0 
111  Bang Bang Everybody Fall Down  2/5/2007  9.0   3  0 
112  Barry Bonds Knock This One Out Of The Park! 08/07/07  8/4/2007  10.0   5  0 
113  BBW And Canasta  5/3/2007  8.0   2  0 
114  Beautiful People Tested by The Fire of a Loving God  10/24/2007  8.6   5  1 
115  Because nothing wants to die…  1/20/2008  10.0   1  0 
116  Beelzebub's Barflies  8/4/2008  10.0   4  0 
117  Being Of The World And Not In The World Has Its Share Of Peril  11/23/2007  10.0   1  0 
118  Benefits Paid To Your Heavenly Account But The Devil Is In The Details  7/22/2007  10.0   1  0 
119  Between Wal-Mart And Kingdom Come  7/21/2007  10.0   4  0 
120  between-us  5/8/2008  10.0   2  0 
121  Beware When Getting Even  2/18/2007  8.0   2  0 
122  Beyond The Power Of Your Prayers  7/21/2007  10.0   1  0 
123  Birdie Daycare System  12/28/2007  10.0   1  1 
124  Black Cat Crossed Her Path On Friday The Thirteenth  7/13/2007  10.0   2  0 
125  Black Magic Marker  7/7/2008  10.0   3  0 
126  Blessed Are They Who Call On Him  10/14/2007  10.0   1  0 
127  Blessed Friend  7/18/2008  8.9   7  0 
128  Bottled At The Source  6/25/2007  10.0   4  2 
129  Bottom Of My Wife And I'm Out....  2/15/2007  10.0   1  0 
130  Breakfast of Champions  5/2/2008  9.3   3  0 
131  Breakfast With The Clintons  8/8/2007  10.0   1  0 
132  Brie and Chablis Crowd  2/23/2008  8.2   5  0 
133  Brown Shoes  2/13/2007  10.0   2  0 
134  Brutal Honesty Is Impossible Which Is Why I Trust The Snake To Bite  4/19/2007  8.0   2  0 
135  Built a Shed Over the Tool  7/7/2008  10.0   4  0 
136  Buried Sun Dried Tomatoes Wearing Shoes  11/25/2007  10.0   3  0 
137  Busy Signal in Heaven  12/28/2007  10.0   1  1 
138  Butterflies and Baby's Breath  1/5/2008  10.0   3  0 
139  Can't See My Princess For The Trees  6/13/2007  7.3   3  0 
140  Capitalism Out Of Control  2/1/2008  10.0   2  0 
141  Captain Death  2/16/2007  9.5   4  0 
142  Cashing in Those Frequent Flyer Miles  1/28/2008  10.0   2  0 
143  Catfish Was Raised On a Farm But Won't Milk The Cow-pt. in a series of poems leading to my death  9/30/2007  10.0   2  0 
144  Catholic Boys In The Hood  6/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
145  Cauterizations Made Necessary By The Extensive Bleeding Out of One's Soul  9/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
146  Cave Mail With Postage Due  2/19/2007  7.5   2  0 
147  Censorship, Cherry Pie, and Politics  12/30/2008  10.0   2  0 
148  Certain Inalienable Rights  10/13/2008  8.0   2  1 
149  Certain Properties Always Remain Invariant  5/24/2008  10.0   2  0 
150  Channeling Dead Poets  7/23/2008  10.0   7  0 
151  Cheap Wine And Erotic Boat Rides  2/6/2007  8.0   1  1 
152  Chicklets and Rum For The Holidays  12/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
153  Choices Made Then And Now  2/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
154  Christ What Have I Gone And Done  8/27/2007  10.0   3  0 
155  Church Pews Are Hard So You Will Get On Your Knees And Pray  3/13/2007  7.5   2  0 
156  Claim Jumper  6/1/2008  10.0   5  1 
157  Clean Soul- pt. in a series of poems leading to my death  9/29/2007  8.5   6  2 
158  Cockroaches Know The Best Hiding Places  6/10/2007  8.5   2  0 
159  Cockroaches on Wheels  10/9/2007  9.7   3  0 
160  Colorblind  8/7/2008  8.7   7  0 
161  Comatose Disclosure Form  11/17/2007  10.0   1  0 
162  Come  2/3/2007  8.7   3  0 
163  Comfort Zone....Total Denial  4/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
164  Commuted Sentences Of Whoa  2/23/2007  9.0   5  0 
165  Compared to What, Castration?  5/2/2008  10.0   3  0 
166  Conscientious Objector  1/20/2008  9.7   3  0 
167  Contrition  3/23/2008  10.0   4  0 
168  Cooking Up A Culinary Fantasy  6/4/2008  10.0   1  0 
169  Corked  9/25/2007  9.7   6  1 
170  Correlation Coefficient  5/8/2008  10.0   3  0 
171  Coup de Grâce and Vichyssoise Served Cold  5/17/2008  10.0   2  0 
172  Crocheted Memories- pt in a series of poems leading to my death  10/1/2007  10.0   2  0 
173  Curmudgeons are Very Funny People Yet All Too Often Overlooked as Such  4/29/2008  10.0   1  0 
174  Current Affair  2/15/2007  9.0   2  1 
175  Curses In Mose Code Expletives.....  5/15/2007  9.0   3  0 
176  Dad's Little Birthday Girl is all Grown Up.  4/26/2008  10.0   4  1 
177  Dark Ages  1/18/2008  10.0   1  0 
178  Dark Ages of Poetics  7/23/2008  9.0   7  1 
179  Dark Religion  5/25/2008  10.0   3  0 
180  Darkness Seeks to Claim Another Soul  9/15/2008  10.0   3  0 
181  Day Trader Or Day Tripper Either Way He Was A Loser  8/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
182  Dead Babies  6/29/2007  7.2   10  1 
183  Death Called an Hour Earlier  4/27/2008  10.0   3  0 
184  Death Cry  2/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
185  Death of a Salesman  12/15/2008  10.0   2  0 
186  Death Of A Songbird  2/18/2007  7.5   2  0 
187  Death Smells Like A Four Letter Word  2/22/2007  7.0   3  0 
188  Death Takes A Ride In The Trunk Of A Chevy  3/3/2007  7.0   2  0 
189  Death, Taxes, And Land Sharks  3/18/2007  9.0   3  0 
190  Deep Depression And The Lack Of Any Yearning  7/21/2007  10.0   1  1 
191  Depends To Keep The Old Man Dry  6/1/2007  10.0   1  0 
192  Depleting My Remaining Layers of Ozone- pt. in a series of poems leading to my death  9/30/2007  10.0   3  0 
193  Deposing Dad From His Cross  10/27/2007  10.0   3  0 
194  Die A Happy Man  5/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
195  Dirt Nap  8/29/2008  10.0   2  0 
196  Dirty Fingernails  3/17/2007  10.0   3  0 
197  Do Wah Diddy Wants To Know What Happened To Manfred Mann?  9/18/2007  10.0   2  0 
198  Does Anyone Have A Harpoon Handy?  8/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
199  Dogtime  1/20/2008  10.0   1  0 
200  Double Entendre  7/23/2008  10.0   6  0 
201  Down At The Pub With Me Mates  5/22/2007  7.0   3  0 
202  Drinking And Driving A Stake Though Your Heart  2/13/2007  10.0   1  1 
203  Drinking Kool-Aid With Your Left Hand?  5/5/2007  9.3   3  0 
204  Driving My Mother's Old Retired Car  4/20/2008  10.0   4  0 
205  Dying In Public  2/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
206  Dying Is Like Taking A Vacation And Going To Cleveland  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
207  Dying To Go Home Without The Baggage  4/3/2007  10.0   1  0 
208  Earmarks  6/8/2008  10.0   3  0 
209  ee is cumming  12/19/2008  10.0   1  0 
210  El Diablo Video Games  10/15/2007  8.7   3  0 
211  Elections In A Two Party System You Put Crap In...You Get Crap Out  2/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
212  Erotic Geriatrics  5/21/2008  10.0   2  0 
213  Erotic Pie  1/6/2008  10.0   1  0 
214  Erotica By Windows  2/6/2007  9.0   1  0 
215  Erroneous Perceptions of Reality In a Late Afternoon's Sun  3/13/2008  10.0   1  0 
216  Even a Blind Squirrel Occasionally Finds an ACORN  10/14/2008  10.0   2  0 
217  Everyone Has  2/3/2007  10.0   1  0 
218  Everything I Own Needs A New Coat Of Paint  2/17/2007  10.0   1  0 
219  Evil Is Like Lightning  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
220  Exile on Curmudgeon Street  4/29/2008  10.0   1  0 
221  expecting everything that comes out of his head to be f 'in brilliant  8/30/2007  10.0   3  0 
222  Exponential Functions  6/25/2008  10.0   4  0 
223  Expunging The Soap That Contributed To Another Poem About Bukowski  7/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
224  EZ  7/20/2008  10.0   8  0 
225  Facing Foreclosure Or Closure With A Shotgun Or A Prescription Of Pain Killers  8/29/2007  10.0   1  0 
226  Faith Has Nothing To Offer You If You Don't Know What It Is  11/30/2007  10.0   3  0 
227  Fake ID  2/13/2007  10.0   1  0 
228  False Idols  1/30/2008  10.0   4  0 
229  Family Tree  3/10/2007  10.0   1  0 
230  Fantasy can be cruel.  2/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
231  Fascist Drivers  3/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
232  Federalist Brand Rolling Papers Go Up In Smoke  3/23/2008  10.0   1  0 
233  Feeling A Bit Squirrelly  2/15/2007  10.0   1  0 
234  Fight Night....A Lesson In Boxing Someone Around  9/4/2007  10.0   3  0 
235  Fighting Miss Daisy  8/28/2007  10.0   1  0 
236  Fire at Will (Original version)  5/23/2008  10.0   2  0 
237  Fire at Will (Version 2 after being critically fired upon)  5/23/2008  9.4   5  0 
238  First Maggots Then Flies....With Your Happy Meal  6/1/2007  10.0   1  0 
239  Fish Eating Rats  4/28/2008  10.0   1  0 
240  Fish for Dinner Again?  10/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
241  Fishing In The Office Pool  2/5/2007  10.0   2  0 
242  Fishing with Mr. Wiffle ®  10/10/2007  8.8   4  0 
243  Five Seconds Longer Than the Other Guy in the Crosshairs of War  5/17/2008  10.0   4  0 
244  Flies on Ted  5/25/2008  10.0   3  0 
245  Flowers Never Lie (Except While Telling The Truth)  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
246  Following Polaris With Eyes on the Back of My Head  6/4/2008  10.0   1  0 
247  Following the Queen's Rules on the Trapping of Flies  1/5/2008  10.0   2  0 
248  Food For The Gods  12/16/2007  10.0   1  0 
249  Fooled Again Into Believing Love Was Real  3/20/2007  10.0   1  0 
250  Fools Never Get the Message  7/20/2008  9.3   7  1 
251  For Happy Men Only  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
252  For Mum and Tara  5/1/2008  10.0   3  1 
253  For Whom The Toll Booth Tolls  2/23/2007  10.0   1  0 
254  Forever Joined Together At The Hip  7/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
255  Fred As Read By Ted  3/20/2007  10.0   1  0 
256  Frosty The Snowman a Victim Of Global Warming  11/26/2007  10.0   1  0 
257  Fruit Colored Condoms  1/8/2009  10.0   1  0 
258  Fuzzy Eclectic Observances of Forbidden Fruits  5/13/2008  10.0   4  0 
259  Game Over  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
260  Gang Bangers  7/7/2007  10.0   1  0 
261  Genius Like Insanity Is No Longer In Scientific Use  11/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
262  Getting In Touch With One's Feminine Side  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
263  Give Me A Case Of Mexican Beer And A Pack Of Zig Zag 1.5's  6/22/2007  10.0   1  0 
264  Giving Rosie A Ride On Constitution Street  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
265  Glamour Shots  7/9/2007  7.0   3  0 
266  Gluttony  3/10/2008  10.0   1  1 
267  Go Quietly And With A Poem In Your Heart My Love, My Love  11/11/2007  7.8   4  0 
268  God Bless The Child Who Has His Own Jungle Home  12/28/2007  10.0   1  1 
269  God Called And Wanted To Reschedule  7/13/2007  10.0   3  1 
270  God Declared Dead By Default  10/5/2007  10.0   5  1 
271  God's Hand Is A Cliff Parable  4/19/2007  10.0   2  0 
272  Good Hair Days Ahead If Democrats Win  4/8/2008  10.0   1  0 
273  Good Lord Could You Be Any Less Specific?  3/24/2008  10.0   1  0 
274  Goodnight Gracie  2/7/2009  10.0   1  0 
275  Government Cheese  2/7/2009  7.0   3  0 
276  Grazing And A Good Cigar  2/19/2007  9.5   2  0 
277  Greed  7/18/2008  10.0   8  0 
278  Green Gods and Agnostic Readers Of Compost  2/23/2008  8.2   5  1 
279  Growing Closer To That Final Day When Gravity Pulls Me Under  6/7/2008  10.0   1  0 
280  Gusseted Body Bags Of Love  10/6/2007  10.0   2  0 
281  Haiku #1 (From This Is Sea World Orlando Another Wasteland)  5/31/2007  10.0   1  0 
282  Hakim  9/19/2007  7.0   3  0 
283  Half Dead Fat Bastards Who Hate  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
284  Hammurabi Was Once King And Then His Wife Spoke  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
285  Harpooned From The Pulpit By Bishop Bly  12/22/2007  10.0   3  1 
286  Hatred Sinks Like A Stone Or Like A Lady In A Fat Suit  6/3/2007  10.0   1  0 
287  Have You See That Damn Commercial For Head On?  5/31/2007  10.0   1  0 
288  Having Finished Painting the Basement Stairs Golden  12/10/2008  10.0   4  1 
289  He Gave His Life For Freedom  7/16/2007  10.0   3  1 
290  He Learned To Play The Lute One Heavenly Day  8/28/2007  10.0   1  0 
291  He Loves Her Bacon  5/18/2008  10.0   3  0 
292  He Used To Catch Fish But Now He Goes To The Market  2/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
293  Hemp Headed Epiphany  10/28/2007  10.0   4  0 
294  Hen Pecked  7/23/2008  10.0   6  0 
295  Her Laundry List  2/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
296  Her Pain and Anger Has Its Own Zipcode  11/11/2007  9.4   7  0 
297  Hey Buddy Have You Got The Time Asked The Senator From Idahoe  8/30/2007  10.0   2  0 
298  Hillbilly Heaven  7/19/2008  10.0   4  0 
299  Hinzooism  7/23/2008  10.0   4  0 
300  His Goal Had Always Been To Out Live Senator Robert Byrd Who Was Thirty One Years His Senior  8/3/2007  10.0   2  1 
301  Ho Chi Minh Voyeur  1/6/2008  10.0   1  0 
302  Home At Last  4/10/2008  10.0   1  0 
303  Homeless Man Dies From Eating Tainted Pet Food  3/21/2007  10.0   1  0 
304  Homo Erect Us With a Complex  4/26/2008  9.0   3  0 
305  HonestTwoGod.com  6/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
306  Hook Me Up To The Morphine Pump- Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
307  Hot Tracks Can't Change The Facts That People Aren't The Cause Of Global Warming  7/9/2007  10.0   3  0 
308  How Much Time Is No Time?  2/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
309  How To Avoid Any And All Comparisons  5/29/2007  10.0   1  0 
310  How to Obtain a Confession with 20 gallons of Water or Less  7/23/2008  10.0   3  0 
311  How to Write a Poem in Under Two Minutes  4/30/2008  10.0   1  0 
312  Hunting al- Qaeda  5/1/2008  10.0   2  0 
313  I Believe Growing Old May Get Ugly But Dying Young Sucks  2/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
314  I Call Him My Friend  10/28/2007  9.2   5  0 
315  I Can't Write Every Day  5/29/2007  10.0   1  1 
316  I Didn’t Send Home Dead; I Sent Home Dead Heroes…..  8/8/2008  10.0   3  0 
317  I Didn't Live For Over Two Hundred Years To Die In Your Arms  5/22/2007  10.0   1  0 
318  I Don't Do Weddings, Funerals Or Reunions Because Someone Always Dies  5/29/2007  10.0   1  0 
319  I Don't Like Skin Headed Men With Nose Rings Who Take A Swing A My Little Girl...Now Get Out Of Town  8/7/2007  10.0   3  0 
320  I Flipped A Coin And It Landed On It's Side  8/22/2007  10.0   4  1 
321  I Give You The Right to Dislike Me as Long as I Don't Have To Approve  7/23/2008  10.0   4  0 
322  I Have Joy  9/16/2007  10.0   1  1 
323  I Haven't Been Getting Enough Exorcise  2/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
324  I Inhaled....Some Good Some Bad  5/14/2007  10.0   2  0 
325  I Like Big Butts  6/16/2007  8.0   3  0 
326  I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Sunsets  2/2/2007  10.0   1  0 
327  I Live Next Door To A Madman  2/6/2007  10.0   2  0 
328  I Love Red State Women  6/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
329  I Love The Smell Of Fresh Cut Grass And Dog Shit In The Morning  4/24/2007  10.0   3  0 
330  I Love You / Σ α ς α γ α π ώ  2/12/2007  9.6   5  2 
331  I Offer My Throat  2/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
332  I Only Offered Her A Ride Officer  2/3/2007  9.0   1  0 
333  I Remember the Year I Quit Climbing Trees  3/31/2008  10.0   2  1 
334  I Strangled The Life Out Of Everything  4/21/2007  10.0   2  0 
335  I Wanna Be A Victim Like Everyone Else  5/25/2007  10.0   1  1 
336  I Want More Than Anything To Live To Fight Another Day  2/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
337  I Want To Be Cremated So I Can't Return From The Dead  9/15/2007  10.0   2  1 
338  I Want To Climb Those Long Legs (then dive into your deep love on my way to Aruba.)  2/17/2007  10.0   2  0 
339  I Will Be A Better Man Because Of It...(horse manure)  6/13/2007  7.0   3  0 
340  I Wrote A Poem About God Today  10/25/2007  9.0   3  0 
341  I'd Rather Have A Dream Then Live Out Their Nightmare  8/8/2007  10.0   1  1 
342  If Hell Exist It Can't Be Hell Enough For Men Like Him  4/24/2007  10.0   1  0 
343  If Looks Could Kill  5/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
344  If The Shoe Fits Man Will Then Try To Silence The Tongue  11/24/2007  10.0   4  0 
345  If Your God Tells You to Hate Any People, Tell Him to Go to Hell  4/11/2008  10.0   3  0 
346  I'll See You And Raise You, Wino's Run To Place Or I'm Betting On The Devil Getting His Share Of The Action  5/29/2007  10.0   1  0 
347  I'm No Robert Frost And This Ain't The Berlin Wall  8/3/2007  10.0   3  3 
348  I'm No Rod McKuen And So My First Book Was Rejected Just Like My Second Book  8/30/2007  10.0   5  0 
349  I'm So Damn Easy! ~But Not A Slut About It- I Beg With Dignity  2/5/2007  9.7   3  1 
350  In Boxers You Can Scratch Your Nuts  2/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
351  In The Halls Of Congress  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
352  In The Name Of God and Country  1/12/2008  7.8   4  0 
353  Incremental Shame  2/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
354  Indigenous  9/28/2008  10.0   1  0 
355  Interpreting Dreams/ Pork Butts  1/6/2008  10.0   2  0 
356  Inverse Functions Of Time And Space As They Apply To Coughing Up Phlegm  3/21/2007  8.0   1  0 
357  Iraq Is No Vietnam  5/21/2007  7.0   3  1 
358  Is Death A Beautiful Lady?  2/15/2007  10.0   1  0 
359  Is It Real?  1/6/2008  10.0   1  0 
360  Is There A Doctor In Either House? (Washington Politics)  2/6/2007  9.0   1  1 
361  Is There Incest in the Obama Family?  9/28/2008  --   0  0 
362  It All Comes Down To This  4/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
363  It Depends What The Meaning Of Is Is  2/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
364  It Is A Good Day To Die Said The Old Man To The Sky  7/20/2007  10.0   5  0 
365  It should be illegal for anyone to be allowed to have this much fun…  6/8/2008  7.8   4  0 
366  It's A War Not A Homicide  3/11/2007  8.0   2  0 
367  It's the Cure That Kills You  5/1/2008  10.0   2  0 
368  It's True You Will Go Blind  11/26/2008  10.0   1  0 
369  It's Wrong To Take Joy In Someone Else's Pain  5/8/2007  10.0   1  1 
370  I've Always Been A Haberdasher's Nightmare  7/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
371  Jack's Giant Epiphany That God Just Might Not Care About Your Money  9/6/2007  10.0   5  1 
372  Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities  2/16/2007  10.0   1  0 
373  Katie Couric Has Just Been Charged In The Murder Of CBS Evening World News  3/19/2007  10.0   3  0 
374  Kats and Doggs  2/19/2008  10.0   1  0 
375  Kicking It Up Their Wazoo....  1/26/2008  10.0   1  0 
376  Kiss of Certain Death  12/7/2007  10.0   1  0 
377  Kitchen Talk  1/2/2008  10.0   2  0 
378  Kool-Aid Bottled For Mass Consumption  11/24/2007  10.0   1  0 
379  Kudos, Dittos And The Indifference Of Dildos  11/10/2007  10.0   2  0 
380  Lady al Qaeda  9/7/2007  8.8   4  0 
381  Lamian Lamentations  11/29/2007  10.0   1  2 
382  Left Handed Compliments Don't Hurt Me- Rev. Clean version  7/9/2008  10.0   2  0 
383  Liberal Arts  7/9/2008  10.0   2  0 
384  Liberal Blogger  4/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
385  Liberals vs Conservatives Dance Contest-Bush Wins  2/22/2008  10.0   1  0 
386  Life Is But A Song  2/15/2007  10.0   1  1 
387  Life Of The Married Living Dead  2/18/2007  10.0   1  1 
388  Light Years of Verse  9/21/2008  9.7   6  0 
389  Like A Bull In A China Shop Breaking Wind  5/29/2007  10.0   2  2 
390  Lint  12/2/2008  10.0   1  0 
391  Lions, Tigers and Let's Not Forget The Apes  11/22/2007  10.0   2  0 
392  Liposucks  6/8/2007  10.0   1  0 
393  Little Smiles After the Rains  4/8/2008  10.0   3  0 
394  Living With A Pimp  12/28/2007  9.7   3  0 
395  Living, Loving and Dealing with Alzheimer’s  6/6/2008  10.0   4  0 
396  Lola Plays Sharky For All The Money  11/8/2007  10.0   2  1 
397  Looney Tunes  2/7/2008  10.0   3  0 
398  Loose Hips Sink Ships  12/8/2007  10.0   1  0 
399  Love Is A Non Sequitur  6/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
400  Love Poison  4/8/2008  10.0   1  0 
401  Love Requires Some Lower Expectations  6/29/2007  10.0   4  2 
402  Love Stains  10/27/2007  10.0   2  0 
403  Loyal Lap Dogs Of The Left  10/19/2007  7.0   3  0 
404  Lumpy Sauce and Cold Broccoli  1/28/2008  10.0   2  0 
405  Luscinia  9/29/2008  9.7   7  1 
406  Lycanthropy May Be Storm Related - Look out Little Red Riding Hood  2/18/2007  10.0   2  0 
407  Mai Li  2/9/2008  10.0   3  0 
408  Man Of Constant Sorrows...  4/28/2008  10.0   3  0 
409  Managed Menageries  10/25/2007  9.3   7  0 
410  Mansfield, Ohio  1/5/2009  10.0   2  0 
411  Married Forever And Still Playing By The Rules  7/2/2007  9.7   3  0 
412  May the Bird of Paradise.....  8/3/2008  10.0   3  0 
413  Meat Pies With Brown Eyes and Pug Noses  9/4/2007  10.0   2  0 
414  Medusas Wild So You Better Know When To Hold Or Fold Her  2/18/2007  7.3   3  0 
415  Men Don't Marry Strippers for the Conversation  2/9/2008  10.0   1  0 
416  Men, Unless You Are Dying To Be Convicted  10/28/2007  10.0   1  0 
417  Mentoring 4 Hour Erections in a Motel 6  12/15/2008  10.0   1  0 
418  Mersey Maggie Was Navigable By Oceangoing Vessels  9/1/2007  10.0   2  0 
419  Mesa Chow  9/16/2008  10.0   1  0 
420  Mexico Here We Come  6/8/2007  9.5   4  0 
421  Michael Jackson Who Did Your Nose?  8/29/2007  10.0   1  1 
422  Million $ Lemmings in the Form of a Business Plan  12/25/2008  10.0   2  0 
423  Mirrorball  10/8/2007  10.0   1  0 
424  Missing In Action  2/18/2007  10.0   5  5 
425  Missing in Action- Free at Last  5/30/2008  10.0   1  0 
426  Missing in Action Part 3 “Another Even Bigger Lie”  5/28/2008  10.0   3  0 
427  Missing in Action Part 4 “Will We Ever Learn”  5/28/2008  10.0   1  0 
428  Missing in Action Part 5 “No Hope, No Change, No Plan, Vote None of the Above”  5/29/2008  10.0   1  0 
429  Missing in Action. Part 2 “The Big Lie”  5/28/2008  10.0   3  0 
430  Missing in Action/ Just Like Love  5/30/2008  10.0   1  0 
431  Moonshine Over Miami  7/13/2007  10.0   2  0 
432  Most Good People Get To Die In Their Sleep / In Loving Memory Of Cedar Gay  8/30/2007  10.0   4  0 
433  Mother at 84  12/25/2008  8.7   3  0 
434  MPDs Or I'm The Clown In A Strait Jacket  6/9/2007  10.0   2  0 
435  Mums The Word  10/1/2007  10.0   2  0 
436  Muses Aren't Always Beautiful  8/9/2007  10.0   5  0 
437  My Apologies To Any Innocent Jackasses I May Offend  5/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
438  My Compost Piles Of Poems  2/5/2007  10.0   2  0 
439  My Father's Chain Of Command/ He Took No Prisoners  7/15/2007  10.0   3  0 
440  My Inner Room  5/30/2007  10.0   1  0 
441  My Life In A Word or Two  8/9/2007  10.0   3  1 
442  My Love Is Forever The Critic  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
443  My Old Dog Named Puddles That Can't Hold Her Water  1/5/2008  10.0   2  0 
444  My Wife Left Me on Mother's Day, Guess I'm all Grown Up  5/11/2008  10.0   3  0 
445  Naked Eighty Year Old Women Are Not Weapons Of Mass Destruction  2/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
446  Names You Seldom See Used In The Same Sentence  8/8/2007  10.0   1  0 
447  Napolean Caught Tapping His Foot In a Men's Restroom  1/12/2008  10.0   1  1 
448  Napoleon Complex and Compelled  8/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
449  Necro Management  7/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
450  Never Could Accept She Was Last Year's Model  5/17/2008  10.0   2  0 
451  Nightmare On A Dead End Path To Hell  1/13/2008  10.0   3  0 
452  No Flies On Yoko  9/3/2007  7.8   4  0 
453  No Need To State The Obvious....but  10/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
454  No News Would Be Good News  4/27/2008  10.0   3  0 
455  No Respect  2/9/2007  5.5   2  0 
456  Nosferatu's Transfusions Of Eternal Love  6/10/2007  10.0   2  0 
457  Not a Song by the Dave Clark Five (Bits and Pieces)  2/17/2008  10.0   1  0 
458  Not Another Pizza  4/25/2007  10.0   1  0 
459  Nothing Say's Lovin' Like Something From The Oven  12/9/2007  10.0   1  1 
460  Nothing Say's Peace Like Victory  5/22/2007  10.0   1  0 
461  Nude Photos  9/11/2008  10.0   2  1 
462  Nut - The Egyptian goddess of the sky - AKA The Moon Goddess Of PH-AKA Beautiful Dreamer  7/15/2007  10.0   2  0 
463  O' That One Miracle Might Fall-pt in a series of poems leading to my death  9/30/2007  10.0   4  0 
464  Odd Jobs and Beer  11/14/2008  10.0   1  0 
465  Offshore Water Boarding  2/9/2009  10.0   1  0 
466  OH  6/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
467  Oil Could Reach $500.00 a Barrel and Death Tolls Could Rise in the Millions if Global Warming isn't Stopped  3/16/2008  10.0   2  0 
468  Old Fart  5/15/2007  10.0   1  1 
469  Old Flag Waving Bastards  6/21/2007  10.0   1  0 
470  Old People 'R' Us  8/9/2007  9.0   2  0 
471  Old Soldiers Never Die They Are Just Counted Among The Dead  3/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
472  Old Time Rock And Roller by the Name of Lola  5/16/2008  10.0   1  1 
473  On A Highway Outside of Starling (Part 1) Retreat but not surrender  10/4/2007  10.0   2  0 
474  On a Highway Outside of Starling (Part 2) Born again morning not in mourning  10/5/2007  10.0   3  0 
475  On A Poet's Notice  2/15/2007  10.0   1  0 
476  On Being Dumbed Down  6/22/2007  7.0   3  1 
477  On Myself  6/6/2008  10.0   3  0 
478  On Oprah and Other False Prophets (Whose name begins with O)  1/19/2009  6.5   4  0 
479  On This Memorial Day....Victor Charles, I Remember You  5/27/2007  10.0   2  1 
480  Once A Liar...Not Always A Liar....  5/21/2007  10.0   1  0 
481  One Final Lesson on Learning To Swim  10/21/2007  8.5   4  0 
482  One Morning I Woke Up With This Tonsured Head And Had Left The Monastery  7/14/2007  10.0   3  0 
483  Only One Day Left To Live  5/26/2007  10.0   1  0 
484  Open Bar for Agnostics  8/18/2008  10.0   5  0 
485  Ophelia Takes The Mad Poet Home  8/3/2007  10.0   3  1 
486  Oppressive Expressionistic Poetry for the Sake of Art  3/17/2008  10.0   3  0 
487  Or  6/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
488  Oral Enema For Potty Mouth  2/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
489  Organ Donor  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
490  Osama Bin Laden Goes Blonde...And Is Dumber Than Britney Spears  9/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
491  Other Than Reproducing What do Yellow Jackets Do?  5/25/2008  10.0   1  0 
492  Our Asses Grow Wide While Waiting On The Right Time  2/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
493  Our Father In Heaven Please Save Our Daughter From Herself  10/12/2007  10.0   4  0 
494  Our Tendency to Hate Happy People  9/10/2007  7.8   5  0 
495  Over Slept  5/24/2008  10.0   2  0 
496  Over The Hills And Through The Woods To Grandmother's..we go  11/20/2007  10.0   1  0 
497  Pain = Pleasure?  2/9/2007  10.0   1  1 
498  Paparazzi Di  12/22/2007  10.0   3  0 
499  Pass The Hot Sauce Please  2/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
500  Peacemaker's Epigram  2/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
501  peach fuzz  7/12/2008  10.0   5  0 
502  Peniaphobia  5/14/2008  10.0   3  0 
503  Perverted Justice  6/4/2007  7.0   3  0 
504  Pet Stalkers  9/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
505  PETA Studies Yoko Ono Without Fur  11/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
506  Peyote Dreams  2/18/2007  9.5   2  0 
507  Phil Bart Kills Me  7/29/2007  10.0   4  0 
508  Picture Perfect Ending To A Suck Ass Day  6/28/2007  10.0   3  1 
509  Pigeons Aren't The Only Obstructionist  8/10/2007  10.0   1  0 
510  Pizza Disguised as Porn  6/28/2008  10.0   2  1 
511  Pizza Porn  6/26/2008  10.0   4  0 
512  Places Where We Are Free to Dream  7/24/2008  10.0   5  0 
513  Platitudes From A Bartenders Guide To Life  6/8/2007  10.0   1  0 
514  Please proceed to the under ground bunker directly over your head...  5/12/2008  10.0   4  0 
515  Plumb Dumb  7/9/2008  10.0   2  0 
516  Poems That are Trite, Childish and Overly Simplistic  4/9/2008  10.0   1  0 
517  Poetic Justice?  12/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
518  Poetry is not Dead, Only Sobering up From a Century of Heavy Drinking  5/1/2008  10.0   1  0 
519  Pottymouth Tinkles Like A Slow Bladder  8/30/2007  7.0   3  0 
520  Praise God For Indoor Plumbing and More  11/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
521  Prayer For A Hungry Soul  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
522  Prayers of Perdition  12/6/2007  10.0   1  1 
523  Praying The Bastard Lives Forever  3/13/2008  8.3   3  0 
524  Precipitating Circumstances  10/27/2007  10.0   4  0 
525  Profit Mohammad  4/25/2008  10.0   1  0 
526  Progenies Of Our Creative Efforts...or How to control Vermin  4/26/2008  10.0   3  0 
527  Proverb of Delusional Grandeur  4/30/2008  10.0   1  0 
528  Proximate Words Of Good And Evil  11/10/2007  10.0   3  0 
529  Pub of Perdition  5/24/2008  10.0   4  0 
530  Pub.....lished  2/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
531  Published Post-its  12/27/2007  10.0   2  0 
532  Purple Bunny Count  12/13/2008  10.0   1  0 
533  Purple Haze Daze  6/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
534  Queen Bee-She Stings Them And They Beg For More  2/2/2007  10.0   1  0 
535  Questioned  6/5/2008  7.8   8  0 
536  Rabid Frog With Wart Lips-pt in a series of poems leading to my death  9/30/2007  10.0   2  0 
537  Raw Naked Feelings Revealed  12/2/2007  10.0   1  0 
538  Real Food  7/9/2008  10.0   2  0 
539  Real Men Still Won't Eat Quiche Unless She's Naked  4/21/2008  10.0   1  0 
540  Reflections Of George Soros...or George Orwell?  5/21/2007  8.3   3  1 
541  Refrigerate After Opening  10/21/2008  10.0   1  0 
542  Remorse Over Savings Spent  1/28/2008  10.0   1  0 
543  Resisting My Temptation to Spike the Lemonade  6/8/2008  10.0   2  0 
544  Retirement Plans Pt.2 If the Cost of Gas Keeps Going Higher  5/28/2008  10.0   2  0 
545  Robin Hood Or The Sheriff Of Nottingham....This Ain't Sherwood Forrest  5/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
546  Rod McKuen Groupies  7/23/2008  10.0   3  0 
547  Romeo, Oh Romeo, Juliet My Juliet  2/16/2007  10.0   1  1 
548  Romeo's Lament For The Death Of Teutonic Poetry  2/2/2007  10.0   1  0 
549  Rosie And Imus Sitting In A Tree.....The World Has Found The WMD's  4/25/2007  10.0   1  0 
550  Rules Of Grammar and Nakedness Concealed Behind The A and the T  10/6/2007  10.0   4  1 
551  Rush Limbaugh Tosses Hat into 2008 Presidential Elections  10/25/2007  10.0   1  0 
552  Rush Limbaugh, Keep Tazing Them Bro!  3/5/2009  10.0   1  0 
553  Sacrificator of Poetic Form  4/21/2008  10.0   2  0 
554  Santa And The Boogyman  3/17/2007  10.0   1  0 
555  Schmoozing With the Concept of an Eternal Life  3/24/2008  7.0   2  0 
556  Seafood and Eat It  7/20/2008  10.0   4  0 
557  Sell Before Next Tuesday-pt. in a series of poems leading to my death  9/30/2007  9.8   4  0 
558  Send Me A Note And Let Me Know You're Alright  2/16/2007  10.0   1  0 
559  Sequence Comparison Between Species  10/17/2008  10.0   4  1 
560  Serositis From Love  3/16/2007  10.0   1  0 
561  Sharing Birthdays and War Stories  4/28/2008  10.0   3  0 
562  She Called Me A Fag But I'm Really An Anthropophagite  11/10/2007  8.7   3  0 
563  She Caws For Help But Her Only Friends Have All Flown  11/11/2007  10.0   3  0 
564  She Enjoys Long Walks on the Beach and.....  5/4/2008  9.5   6  0 
565  She Gives Him A New Reason To Live Even If He Is Butt Ugly  2/15/2007  10.0   1  0 
566  She Had The Lips Of Marilyn, The Hips Of Elvis And The Brain Of Oz's Scarecrow  8/16/2007  10.0   2  1 
567  She Is An Aesthetic Cultivator Of Cannabis  2/13/2007  10.0   1  0 
568  She is My Sugar Dumpling and I am the Imported Cinnamon  11/26/2008  10.0   3  0 
569  She Kisses Every Frog In The Hopes Of Finding A Prince  6/4/2007  10.0   3  0 
570  She May Be Just Another Red State Woman But She Knows What Time It Is  7/14/2007  10.0   2  1 
571  She Never Forgets Where I Parked The Car  2/2/2007  10.0   1  0 
572  She Said  7/12/2007  10.0   2  0 
573  She Swallows  6/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
574  She Told Me To Get The Heck Out Of Her Poem  2/19/2007  10.0   1  1 
575  She Wants Me To Live Long Enough To Die Healthy  3/2/2007  10.0   2  0 
576  She Was A Hybrid Flower; I Was Only A Weed In Her Garden  2/16/2007  10.0   1  0 
577  She Was An Editor Who Fancied Herself A Poet  2/5/2007  7.5   2  0 
578  She's a Copy Writer  1/18/2008  10.0   1  0 
579  She's My $5000.00 Dollar Baby....But She Ain't Pretty  10/7/2007  6.1   7  0 
580  Short Timer  11/26/2008  10.0   1  0 
581  Shpilkes (Yiddish for ants in the pants)  11/26/2007  10.0   1  0 
582  Shrimp Size Confidence  1/15/2009  10.0   1  0 
583  Shrimp Sized Confidence  1/29/2009  8.5   2  0 
584  Sign In Please  12/12/2007  10.0   2  0 
585  Sign Of the Fish  3/28/2008  10.0   2  0 
586  Simple Expressions of Gratitude  7/23/2008  10.0   3  0 
587  Six Thousand Seven Hundred And Forty Four Is Such A Sad Number  5/30/2007  7.0   3  0 
588  Sleeping Nude And Without My Monkey  7/11/2007  9.8   4  0 
589  Sleeping on a Blade of Grass  7/17/2008  10.0   8  1 
590  Slight Of Hand  6/10/2007  8.3   3  0 
591  Smoke Signals  10/15/2007  10.0   3  0 
592  Smoking Banana Peels  5/15/2008  10.0   3  0 
593  Smoking Gun  2/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
594  Snowing in Baghdad  1/11/2008  10.0   1  0 
595  So Much for Becoming A Vegan  5/20/2008  10.0   2  0 
596  So sue me because I believe: In Protest Of Censorship  5/15/2007  10.0   1  0 
597  soap on a rope  4/30/2008  10.0   3  0 
598  Soap On More Than A Rope  2/13/2007  10.0   1  0 
599  Society of Friends  4/6/2008  10.0   1  0 
600  SoClose  8/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
601  Some Animals are Easier Trained Than Others, and Some Just Have a Need to Feed  10/11/2009  10.0   1  0 
602  Some animals are easier trained than others/ Some only have the need to feed  2/3/2007  10.0   1  0 
603  Some Days It's Not Worth Chewing Through Your Restraints  7/26/2008  10.0   2  0 
604  Some Jackass Calls For The Assassination Of Rush Limbaugh...What's he gonna use an Elephant gun?  7/11/2007  10.0   3  1 
605  Someone Hand God A Bar Of Soap To Wash Out My Filthy Mouth  6/20/2007  10.0   2  0 
606  Someone Set The Cake on Fire  11/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
607  Someone Told Her Children Will Starve In China  2/3/2007  10.0   1  1 
608  Speechless Promises Delivered and Wept  10/8/2007  10.0   1  0 
609  Speed Trap Catches Old Man Behaving 60 in a 40  1/15/2009  10.0   3  0 
610  Spun Tales Of A Boy's Childhood Put Into Proper Context  8/30/2007  9.0   6  0 
611  Start Running  5/23/2007  10.0   1  0 
612  Stays and Runaways  5/11/2008  10.0   2  0 
613  Still Waters Deep In Thought  5/14/2008  10.0   3  0 
614  Stinking Thinking And Censorship  6/25/2008  10.0   2  0 
615  Stranded On A Deserted Island In The Middle Of Miami  4/4/2007  10.0   2  0 
616  Succotash  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
617  Suicidal Squirrels  1/5/2009  10.0   1  0 
618  Suicide Bombers Are Cowards  11/14/2007  10.0   2  0 
619  Super Sized and Supervised At Fifty Five....The Hazards of Eating Processed Cheese Foods.....  9/3/2007  10.0   3  1 
620  Superficial DNA  2/11/2008  10.0   1  0 
621  Surrogate Soul Mates  12/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
622  Swimming In Brazil  4/23/2007  10.0   1  0 
623  Swimming Lessons In Life  2/5/2007  10.0   1  1 
624  Tagged And Bagged One Nightmarish Evening While Driving Home Embalmed  2/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
625  Ted is Dead or In the Very Least Decomposing  5/21/2009  --   0  0 
626  Tequila Hangover  1/15/2009  6.0   1  0 
627  Terrorist Have A Social Disease  4/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
628  Thank God We Have A Republic And Not Government By The Majority  2/3/2007  9.0   2  0 
629  That Sucking Sound One Hears  2/4/2007  9.5   2  0 
630  The 300 Pound Box of Chocolates in the Room  2/13/2008  10.0   1  0 
631  the adynamic aspects of living beyond your time  12/10/2007  9.6   5  1 
632  The Aerobics of Improving the Body's Use Of Oxygen  5/15/2008  10.0   2  0 
633  The Aesthetic Faculties Of An American Icon  7/11/2007  10.0   4  0 
634  The All American Kitten Squad  6/1/2007  10.0   1  1 
635  The Anatomy of Cynical Criticisim  4/13/2008  10.0   1  0 
636  The Audubon Society Of Homeless  8/16/2007  10.0   3  0 
637  The Beauty of a Perfect Whore  5/8/2008  10.0   2  0 
638  The Best Cure For Curled Toes  2/13/2007  10.0   1  1 
639  The Bio Hazards of Sleazy Hotels and Cheap Booze  11/25/2007  10.0   2  0 
640  The Birds Get Fifty Points For Hitting The Hood Of A Clean Car and 100 Bonus Points If They Spray The Windshield  10/10/2007  10.0   2  1 
641  The Brain Weevil  7/21/2007  10.0   4  0 
642  The Business Of Emotions  10/28/2007  10.0   4  0 
643  The Case Of The Beamed Up Man In Apt 11B  9/15/2007  10.0   4  0 
644  The Cockroach Left No Instructions As To Its Final Remains  7/2/2007  10.0   1  0 
645  The Cockroaches Are Still Thirsting  2/3/2007  10.0   1  0 
646  The Color of Perfect  12/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
647  The Critic’s Society of Poetic Genius  10/1/2007  8.8   10  1 
648  The Culinary Delights Of A Red State Woman's Love And Commitment w/ Velveeta's ® Secret Ingredient  8/7/2007  10.0   1  0 
649  The Curse of Mary Shelly  11/25/2007  10.0   2  0 
650  The Devil Had Blocked The Doors  6/28/2007  10.0   1  0 
651  The Devil Is A Lady  2/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
652  The Devil is in the Details  3/29/2008  10.0   2  0 
653  The Difference Between A Hero And A Zero  2/9/2007  8.5   2  0 
654  The Difference Between a Rock and a Tree  10/13/2008  9.4   5  0 
655  The Dummy Who Wanted to Grow Up to be a Real Live Poet  3/24/2008  10.0   1  0 
656  The Effects Of Inhaling Second Hand Smoke While Standing Next To Someone With A Joint In Their Hand  5/23/2007  10.0   2  0 
657  The Elite Geniuses Of America's Political Wisdom  6/1/2007  7.7   3  0 
658  The Emancipation of Fear and Loathing  2/17/2008  10.0   1  0 
659  The Emperor Has No Clothes...by Hands Atheist Lewinsky  11/18/2007  9.0   5  0 
660  The Environmental Cleansing of Souls Where Birds Of a Feather Flock Together  1/30/2008  10.0   1  0 
661  The Ex Wife From Hell  6/30/2007  10.0   3  1 
662  the fetishes you seek  7/13/2008  10.0   3  0 
663  The Flatter The Shape Of An Onion The Sweeter The Juice  7/15/2007  10.0   2  0 
664  The Forum Of Golden Showers  8/12/2007  10.0   3  0 
665  The Ganja Logic Of The Sixties Is Alive And Still Stoned In 2007  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
666  The Garrulous Wind With Whom I Am Friends  2/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
667  The Genius Of Being A Dumb Animal (like a horse for instance)  2/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
668  The Gravitational Pull On A Lonely Heart  4/3/2007  10.0   1  0 
669  The Guilt Of Receiving Government Cheese  4/28/2007  10.0   1  0 
670  The Hazards of Being a Dad  2/10/2008  10.0   2  0 
671  The Incompetence Of A Near Sighted Incubus  2/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
672  The Insidious Verbalizations Of A 'Pissonyou' Bird  6/26/2007  9.5   6  2 
673  The Killing Fields Of Poetry  9/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
674  The Larger Lung Capacity of Having Your Original Teeth  2/3/2009  10.0   1  0 
675  The Late Payments On Youthful Bliss  7/1/2007  10.0   4  0 
676  The Liberal Equivalent Of War  5/12/2007  10.0   2  0 
677  The Lord Of Flies  6/26/2007  10.0   2  0 
678  The Mad Poet Get's His Wings  8/3/2007  9.2   5  0 
679  The More We Learn The Less We Know For Sure  1/12/2008  10.0   3  0 
680  The Mortal Dreams Of Someday Being King Or It Sucks To Be King  5/25/2007  9.0   2  0 
681  The Musings Of A Future Dead Poet  2/12/2007  10.0   2  0 
682  The Need To Be Right - Left Him Alone  2/4/2007  10.0   2  0 
683  The Needs of the Many...  2/9/2008  10.0   2  0 
684  The Ocker Is Left Eating With Flies  9/1/2007  10.0   5  0 
685  The Onomatopoetic Sounds She Makes While Slurping My Words  2/19/2007  10.0   2  0 
686  The Opposable Thumbs and Thoughts of Conservatism  2/23/2009  10.0   1  0 
687  The Pharisees Dog Ate My Homework  2/6/2008  9.8   4  0 
688  The Poem That I Have Yet To Write  11/11/2007  10.0   5  0 
689  The Politics of Being A Fly on The Wall  11/26/2007  9.0   2  0 
690  The Politics Of Government Cheese Burgers  6/21/2007  10.0   4  0 
691  The Post Mortem Blues Of A Vietnam Vet  2/2/2007  8.5   2  0 
692  The Poverty Of Forgetting Your Dreams  8/22/2007  10.0   2  0 
693  The Power Of Prayer When Applied To The Theory Of Relativity  6/24/2007  10.0   2  0 
694  The Prayer Of Fear Or Why Can't We Just All Get Along...  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
695  The Pros and Cons of Marital Dependency  6/7/2008  8.2   5  0 
696  The Prose and Cons of Having a Cockroach as a Friend  9/4/2007  10.0   4  0 
697  The Reason I Drink......Is To Remember  3/17/2007  10.0   1  0 
698  The Reassignment Of Our Guilt In Today's PC World  4/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
699  The Results Of The Latest Bird Poll Are In...Hillary Wins  2/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
700  The Revolution of a Rabid and Zealot Dog  12/15/2007  10.0   2  0 
701  The Right For One To Write  2/16/2007  10.0   1  0 
702  The Rules Of Engagment As They Apply To A Chicken Little  8/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
703  The Segmentation Of Hillary Clinton's Mammary....Or A Separation In The Democratic Party  8/5/2007  8.4   5  0 
704  The Senseless Loss of One's Virginity  12/8/2007  10.0   3  1 
705  The Slow Painless Death Of America  3/21/2007  10.0   1  0 
706  The Sound Of No One Coming  10/27/2007  10.0   1  1 
707  The Sound of Nuts Cracking  12/6/2007  10.0   4  0 
708  The Story Of The Grasshopper And The Old Man Mowing The Lawn  5/12/2007  10.0   2  0 
709  The Surgery of Building Roads  2/10/2009  10.0   1  0 
710  The Survival of the Greek Alphabet  9/11/2008  10.0   1  0 
711  The Thinking Man  9/13/2008  10.0   5  0 
712  The Unfairness of an Aborted Life  5/17/2008  10.0   4  0 
713  The Usual Suspects Of A Left Wing Conspiracy  3/16/2007  10.0   2  0 
714  The Way Mary Votes so Goes The Lamb  4/29/2008  7.3   3  0 
715  The Wing Of A Fruit Bat And A Hair On the Head Of A Poet Are Homologous  8/12/2007  10.0   3  0 
716  The Wizard Behind the Curtain  8/17/2008  10.0   5  0 
717  The Yellow Ones Kick But!  6/25/2008  10.0   3  0 
718  There Are The Demons We Know And Those We Don't Want To Know  7/4/2007  10.0   2  0 
719  There Is A Communist Under Her Bed  2/18/2007  10.0   2  0 
720  There Is Less Urine In Mexican Beer Than Is In Your Tap Water...Or So They Claim  6/22/2007  10.0   2  0 
721  There Is Nothing Like Flying Over The Handlebars Of A Schwinn  3/1/2007  10.0   4  2 
722  They all Claim to Love Poetry  7/18/2008  10.0   3  0 
723  They Profess To Love God Yet Teach Their Children To Hate  3/21/2007  8.2   5  0 
724  Thin The Herd  3/17/2007  10.0   2  0 
725  Third Eye Taking Inventory  2/11/2007  10.0   2  0 
726  This Afraid Of Aging Thing Has Gone To Far!  2/13/2007  8.3   3  1 
727  This Just In! Family Of Caribou Found Squashed By A Carbon Footprint  8/5/2007  10.0   4  0 
728  This Room  2/19/2007  10.0   2  0 
729  This, My Favorite Day of The Year  12/26/2007  10.0   4  0 
730  Those 5: 27am GMT Corollaries  11/21/2007  10.0   3  0 
731  Thou Shall Not Covet  6/30/2008  10.0   3  0 
732  Thoughts of An Abandoned Derelict  2/15/2007  9.5   2  0 
733  Three Dead Amigos  2/9/2009  10.0   1  0 
734  Three Squirrels, One Bag Of Nuts  2/19/2007  7.0   3  0 
735  Tin Cups Or Collection Trays.....  2/15/2007  10.0   2  0 
736  Tiptoeing In The Cracks Where I Am Still Free  4/28/2007  10.0   2  0 
737  To You Who Declared Me Dead  12/10/2007  10.0   3  0 
738  Too Hot to Build a Fire  8/8/2008  10.0   5  0 
739  Touché; The Current Rate of Exchange for a Pound of Flesh  4/26/2008  7.8   4  0 
740  Tough Love and Salted Tears of No Fear  3/23/2008  10.0   3  0 
741  Tropics of Capricorn and Cancer  2/9/2009  9.0   3  0 
742  Truth And Fiction and So Much Bullshit  9/1/2007  10.0   2  1 
743  Turn On The Lights So I Can Find It  2/26/2008  10.0   2  0 
744  Two Birds Walked Into a Bar  5/20/2008  10.0   4  0 
745  Two Dead WithThree Injured In Cemetery Road Accident  7/22/2007  10.0   4  0 
746  Two Inches Shorter on Top  2/1/2008  10.0   2  0 
747  Two Very Different Days (Both Spent In The Rain)  7/23/2008  10.0   4  0 
748  tyke  5/14/2008  10.0   4  0 
749  Unchaster  2/9/2008  10.0   2  0 
750  Unlimited Long Distance For Under Thirty Dollars  5/12/2007  10.0   2  0 
751  Up Close And Impersonal  2/28/2007  10.0   3  0 
752  Using Good Sense In A Free Market System  10/7/2007  10.0   2  0 
753  Utah me Pa?  6/8/2008  10.0   3  0 
754  Utilizing His Second Amendment Rights to Own A Gun  4/12/2008  10.0   2  0 
755  Validating My Erections  7/10/2007  8.8   6  0 
756  Vatican Prepaid Calling Card  6/28/2008  8.7   7  0 
757  Veggie Burgerettes  6/8/2008  8.2   5  0 
758  Velveeta ® was used without the expressed permission of the Kraft Foods Co.  6/28/2007  10.0   6  0 
759  Verbose Gibberish  2/10/2007  7.3   3  0 
760  Vérité au Pouvoir/ Truth to Power  6/28/2008  10.0   2  0 
761  Viagra Blew Me  1/15/2009  7.4   7  0 
762  Vichyssoise  10/25/2007  10.0   3  0 
763  Victory Everyday  4/9/2008  9.0   3  0 
764  Victory is but a Compilation of Improbabilities  4/9/2008  10.0   2  0 
765  vindictive little propugner  7/12/2008  10.0   4  0 
766  Virgins All Lie About Paradise  2/15/2007  8.3   4  0 
767  Voids Which Can Never Be Filled  9/13/2007  10.0   3  0 
768  Voodoo To You Too  2/12/2007  10.0   2  0 
769  Waking Up at One a.m. to P and Let the Dog Out For a Drink  5/1/2008  10.0   3  0 
770  Walking Rufus  6/27/2008  10.0   2  0 
771  War Is Hell  2/3/2007  9.5   2  0 
772  War Is Hell But Peace Is A Bitch In A House Full Of Sick Whores  8/28/2007  9.8   5  1 
773  War Of The Dead  9/15/2007  9.3   3  1 
774  War Zoned  11/5/2007  10.0   4  0 
775  Warren Piece  2/16/2007  10.0   2  0 
776  Was That The Idea?  10/10/2007  9.3   3  0 
777  Water Works Wonders  2/12/2007  10.0   2  0 
778  Ways Of Checking Out Without The Pain Of Saying Goodbye  7/21/2007  10.0   4  0 
779  We all have to sit in the back of the bus sometimes in order to get to where we're going..  3/27/2008  10.0   3  0 
780  We Are Birds Of A Feather  2/25/2007  10.0   2  0 
781  We Are Doomed To Repeat History /A Recipe For War  2/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
782  We Aren't In Kansas Anymore  2/2/2007  10.0   2  0 
783  We Have It Covered  2/19/2007  10.0   2  0 
784  We Held A Garage Sale And All They Wanted Was The Car  5/5/2007  8.8   4  2 
785  We Were The Perfect Match....once  10/6/2007  10.0   2  1 
786  We Will All Be Good Niggers  4/25/2007  7.0   3  0 
787  We Will All Need A Full Metal Jacket Or A Full Body Condom  2/18/2007  9.0   2  1 
788  Weenie Nation  6/16/2007  7.4   5  0 
789  We're All Just Ordinary Geniuses  7/9/2007  10.0   2  1 
790  What Do They Put In the Kool-aid?  6/8/2008  10.0   2  0 
791  What He Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him Either  4/12/2008  10.0   3  0 
792  What If The Lights Never Come Back On?  2/17/2007  10.0   2  0 
793  What If The War In Iraq Is Winnable?  8/8/2007  10.0   2  0 
794  What the Eyes Fail To Surmise the Heart will Eventually Recognize  5/8/2008  10.0   3  0 
795  What the Flowers Saw  4/22/2008  10.0   2  0 
796  When a blind man asks for directions....  12/28/2007  10.0   4  0 
797  When do two halves of a person equal a whole?  2/8/2007  9.7   3  1 
798  When God Calls Upon Deaf Ears-part in a series of poems leading to my death  9/30/2007  10.0   4  0 
799  When God Gives You Nothing But Zombies...Open A Restaurant  1/13/2008  10.0   2  0 
800  When I Awoke There Was A Black Helicopter Flying Over My House  8/8/2007  10.0   2  0 
801  When I Get Hot I'm Not....Dirty Thoughts On A Steaming Hot Dog Day Of Summer  8/7/2007  10.0   2  0 
802  When Life is for the Birds  4/11/2008  10.0   3  0 
803  When Nine Out Of Ten Experts Agree  7/9/2007  10.0   2  1 
804  When Pigs Fly  3/1/2008  8.8   6  0 
805  When The Blind Man Says To You ' I See You'... Don't Give Him A Dime  2/8/2007  10.0   2  1 
806  When the Living Haunt the Dead  10/13/2007  10.0   8  1 
807  When You Tell A Child The Dead Are Only Sleeping...It turns them into Stephen King  2/16/2007  10.0   2  1 
808  Where are Today's Political Poets and Pro-Fishing Activist AT?  3/17/2008  8.7   6  0 
809  Where The Rubber Hits The Road  1/24/2008  10.0   3  0 
810  White Guilt  1/26/2008  10.0   2  0 
811  Who Caught Whom...A Shameless Plug For Mr. Wiffle Lures  5/10/2007  9.0   3  0 
812  Who Crows First...the egg or the omelet?  5/12/2008  10.0   5  0 
813  Who Killed Me?  9/20/2007  10.0   5  2 
814  Wholy Moley  11/24/2007  10.0   2  0 
815  Why I Drink Cheap Wine  1/5/2008  9.0   3  1 
816  Why Ships Are Named After Women  2/3/2007  9.0   2  0 
817  Why There Are Serial Killers and Priest  2/11/2008  8.3   3  0 
818  Why Today Should Be Both Mother's And Father's Day  5/13/2007  9.5   4  1 
819  Wild Twang You Make My Heart Sing...You Make Everything....Harder  7/11/2007  10.0   3  0 
820  Wisdom  1/29/2009  10.0   2  0 
821  Wise Words From Someone Who Will Eventually Pass On  8/29/2007  10.0   3  1 
822  With Very Wet Lips  7/9/2008  8.9   8  1 
823  WolfMan  2/6/2007  8.7   3  0 
824  Wolves Bearing Flowers and Reciting Poetry  1/11/2008  10.0   5  0 
825  Women Know That Old Men Have A Bad Aim  8/4/2007  10.0   4  0 
826  Women Who Love Peanut Butter  12/28/2007  9.3   3  0 
827  X marks the Spot  11/10/2007  10.0   2  0 
828  Yahweh  5/1/2007  10.0   2  1 
829  Years Of Beauty Sleep  6/29/2007  10.0   3  0 
830  Yoga For Dummies  2/5/2007  10.0   2  0 
831  You Can Never Exterminate Everything Or Everyone No Matter What The Global Warming Crowd Claims Is True  3/17/2007  9.5   2  0 
832  You Keep My Glass Full  2/21/2008  8.7   7  1 
833  Your First Novel And Your Last~ Entitled / Maggots Ate My Homework  2/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
834  Your Money Is No Good Here  2/2/2007  10.0   2  0 
835  Zero Was Erased By A Fine Looking Ten  8/11/2007  9.0   3  0 
836  Zig Zags Rolling Another One  7/23/2008  10.0   2  0 
837  Zombie 151  2/2/2007  7.8   4  0 
838  Zoroaster  2/3/2007  10.0   3  0 
  Total -- 2,160  206 
  Average 9.7  2.6  0.2 
 

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