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Visitors of the poet
Number of visitors of the poet's mainpage in PoemHunter.Com
Attention: Numbers in this table does not indicate the total hits of poems of the poet, but indicates the hits of the poet's main page. 

Date Hits  
11/23/2009 Monday   7 
11/22/2009 Sunday   6 
11/21/2009 Saturday   10 
11/20/2009 Friday   15 
11/19/2009 Thursday   13 
11/18/2009 Wednesday   13 
11/17/2009 Tuesday   13 
11/16/2009 Monday   8 
11/15/2009 Sunday   3 

11/14/2009 Saturday   1 
11/13/2009 Friday   7 
11/12/2009 Thursday   4 
11/11/2009 Wednesday   6 
11/10/2009 Tuesday   6 
11/9/2009 Monday   10 
11/8/2009 Sunday   19 
11/7/2009 Saturday   11 
11/6/2009 Friday   12 
11/5/2009 Thursday   3 
11/4/2009 Wednesday   10 
11/3/2009 Tuesday   9 
11/2/2009 Monday   10 
11/1/2009 Sunday   10 
10/31/2009 Saturday   12 
10/30/2009 Friday   11 
10/29/2009 Thursday   12 
10/28/2009 Wednesday   11 
10/27/2009 Tuesday   11 
10/26/2009 Monday   7 
10/25/2009 Sunday   5 
10/24/2009 Saturday   13 
10/23/2009 Friday   16 
10/22/2009 Thursday   11 
10/21/2009 Wednesday   13 
10/20/2009 Tuesday   3 
10/19/2009 Monday   11 
10/18/2009 Sunday   7 
10/17/2009 Saturday   9 
10/16/2009 Friday   3 
10/15/2009 Thursday   16 
10/14/2009 Wednesday   8 
10/13/2009 Tuesday   10 
10/12/2009 Monday   11 
10/11/2009 Sunday   5 
10/10/2009 Saturday   3 
10/9/2009 Friday   6 
10/8/2009 Thursday   3 
10/7/2009 Wednesday   8 
10/6/2009 Tuesday   10 
10/5/2009 Monday   6 
10/4/2009 Sunday   4 
10/3/2009 Saturday   11 
10/2/2009 Friday   7 
10/1/2009 Thursday   10 
9/30/2009 Wednesday   7 
9/29/2009 Tuesday   9 
9/28/2009 Monday   4 
9/27/2009 Sunday   11 
9/26/2009 Saturday   6 
9/25/2009 Friday   7 
9/24/2009 Thursday   11 
9/23/2009 Wednesday   7 
9/22/2009 Tuesday   6 
9/21/2009 Monday   4 
9/20/2009 Sunday   2 
9/19/2009 Saturday   6 
9/18/2009 Friday   7 
9/17/2009 Thursday   16 
9/16/2009 Wednesday   4 
9/15/2009 Tuesday   10 
9/14/2009 Monday   6 
9/13/2009 Sunday   6 
9/12/2009 Saturday   4 
9/11/2009 Friday   7 
9/10/2009 Thursday   5 
9/9/2009 Wednesday   9 
9/8/2009 Tuesday   10 
9/7/2009 Monday   4 
9/6/2009 Sunday   10 
9/5/2009 Saturday   18 
9/4/2009 Friday   6 
9/3/2009 Thursday   4 
9/2/2009 Wednesday   7 
9/1/2009 Tuesday   2 
8/31/2009 Monday   9 
8/30/2009 Sunday   8 
8/29/2009 Saturday   12 
8/28/2009 Friday   2 
8/27/2009 Thursday   4 
8/26/2009 Wednesday   14 
8/25/2009 Tuesday   4 
8/24/2009 Monday   12 
8/23/2009 Sunday   4 
8/22/2009 Saturday   6 
8/21/2009 Friday   6 
8/20/2009 Thursday   7 
8/19/2009 Wednesday   12 
8/18/2009 Tuesday   9 
8/17/2009 Monday   8 
8/16/2009 Sunday   6 
8/15/2009 Saturday   8 
8/14/2009 Friday   8 
8/13/2009 Thursday   5 
8/12/2009 Wednesday   14 
8/11/2009 Tuesday   15 
8/10/2009 Monday   5 
8/9/2009 Sunday   6 
8/8/2009 Saturday   7 
8/7/2009 Friday   7 
8/6/2009 Thursday   14 
8/5/2009 Wednesday   5 
8/4/2009 Tuesday   15 
8/3/2009 Monday   14 
8/2/2009 Sunday   7 
8/1/2009 Saturday   21 
7/31/2009 Friday   20 
7/30/2009 Thursday   7 
7/29/2009 Wednesday   11 
7/28/2009 Tuesday   7 
7/27/2009 Monday   8 

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# Poem Title Submit Date

Reader Rating

Num.of MyPoemList's
 Rating  Num.R.
1  ! ! ! ~~> “O*H D*I*V*I*N*E V*A*L*E*N*T*I*N*E” <~~! ! ! **************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++  2/14/2008  --   0  0 
2  ! ! “A Lost Soul Is A Last Soul”! !  8/26/2006  --   0  2 
3  ! ! “Guess What God? ”! !  8/27/2006  --   0  2 
4  ! ! “Honor Our Lost Heroes Forever”! !  9/11/2006  --   0  1 
5  ! ! “Quest To Kill All Infidels”! ! (((Extremely Serious)))  9/1/2006  --   0  1 
6  ## “Another Bombing, Another Show” ##  8/16/2006  --   0  1 
7  ## “Cisco, The Lone Ranger Can’t Stand His Voice Either” ##  1/28/2007  --   0  0 
8  ## “Crackpotism” ##  8/29/2006  --   0  1 
9  ## “In Support Of The Stork” ##  8/10/2006  --   0  1 
10  ### “Kid, Fudd & Pussy English & If My Butt Could Speak”###  1/27/2007  --   0  0 
11  ### “Poem For Tomorrow And Yesterday” ###  2/3/2007  --   0  2 
12  #### “PoemHunter Sitcom Skirmish Has Me Hysterical” ####  3/6/2007  10.0   9  0 
13  #####@@@~~~~> “New Iraqi Disco Craze” <~~~~~***  3/24/2007  7.0   3  0 
14  #####+++~~~>>> “TIMELESS WONDERLAND OF LOVE” <<<~~~~~~~~~****~~~********~*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>+++++  4/21/2007  --   0  0 
15  ####$$$~~~> “MICRO-POETRY DEMONSTRATED” ####$$$>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****(((<<  4/5/2007  --   0  1 
16  ####%%>> “BACK WITH THE BURGER BABY” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>  5/4/2007  --   0  0 
17  ####**** “Christmas Gets A Test Of Litmus” ****####  3/14/2007  7.8   4  0 
18  ####~~~~>>> “Electrified Romance” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******((((<<  4/1/2007  --   0  3 
19  ####> “New Halitosis Cure” <####  3/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
20  ####> “PLEASE DO NOT READ OR COMMENT” (Joke) <####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/20/2007  --   0  0 
21  ####>>> “THERE’S A CHILL IN THE AIR” <<<####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++  9/14/2007  --   0  0 
22  ####>>> “Opinion Creators Versus Opinion Followers”<<<####  1/12/2007  --   0  0 
23  ####>>> “The Methane Button” (Haiku) <<<####  1/24/2007  --   0  1 
24  ###$###$$$## “The Phony World Of Apologies” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************  4/13/2007  --   0  0 
25  ###%%%~~> “IF GOD CAN HEAR ME” (Please comfort the parents) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********((((<<<+  4/20/2007  --   0  0 
26  ###))) > “SWEET IS THE LOVE IN MY HEART” <(((###~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  2/14/2008  --   0  0 
27  ###))) >>> “Prince Of Peace Versus The King” <<<(((###  3/14/2007  --   0  0 
28  ###~~~~>> “EVIL VAMPIRE CHRISTMAS” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#@#@#@#@  4/5/2007  --   0  0 
29  ###> “Batman Rides The Cisco Kid” (Predator rodeo) <###  1/29/2007  --   0  0 
30  ###>> “Summer Sunset Versus Christmas” <<###  1/31/2007  --   0  0 
31  ###>>> “Magic Of Christmas Snow” <<<###  1/30/2007  10.0   1  0 
32  ###>>> “STORM BLOWS A BUTTERFLY” <<<###~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/15/2007  --   0  0 
33  ##** “Daydream Chasin’ In A Mental Rehab” **##  2/1/2007  --   0  0 
34  ##“JACKASS FOOL”##  8/8/2006  --   0  1 
35  ##>“Badda-Bing Bible Story” <##  10/11/2006  --   0  0 
36  #$#$>> “Absolutely Separate Problems >> (Pollution & Climate Fluctuations) ” #$#$>>>***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  7/25/2007  --   0  0 
37  #$#$>> “SITUATION OF SEXUAL SADNESS” (Rated X-X-X) >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/4/2007  --   0  0 
38  #*#*#*>> “EPITAPH ON MY TOMB” <<*#*#*#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/17/2008  --   0  0 
39  #*#*)))) >>> “WHOREMASTER” <<<((((*#*#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  9/16/2007  --   0  0 
40  #@#@~~~~>>> “GRANDMA OF PEACE” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~~~~~((((<<<  4/6/2007  --   0  0 
41  #@#@< “EVIL KING WACKADOO” (Terrorist elimination threat) >@#@#  2/10/2007  --   0  0 
42  #@#@> “IN THE RED BLOOD OF THE BEAST” (Vampires) <@#@#**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++  10/26/2007  --   0  2 
43  #@#@> “ON THE STREETS OF THE MILKY WAY” <@#@#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/10/2007  --   0  0 
44  #@#@>>> “Poems & Lyrics For Cash” <<<@#@#  2/1/2007  --   0  0 
45  #> “SCARE WEAR” (Haiku) <#  10/20/2006  --   0  0 
46  #>#>+<#< “IF I LOST YOU” (I MIGHT LOSE MY MIND) >#>#>+<#*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  1/15/2008  --   0  0 
47  #>> “I Get All Sexed Up” (Haiku) <<#  10/16/2006  --   0  0 
48  $ “Ventriloquists Are Desperately Needed” $  8/19/2006  --   0  1 
49  $#$#>>> 'Karaokeists Versus Terrorists' <<<#$#$  3/1/2007  --   0  0 
50  $#@#$#@ “BLUE< BLUE< I’M BLUE< SO BLUE” @#$#@#$  2/17/2007  --   0  0 
51  $#@>>>* “VOODOO CURSE OF CHRISTMAS” *<<<@#$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  12/3/2008  --   0  0 
52  $$ “Moron Contest” (Big prizes) $$  8/19/2006  --   0  1 
53  $$ “Osama’s Been Accused Of Steroid Use” $$ - Badda bing...! ! !  9/27/2006  --   0  1 
54  $$ “Owl Seeks Euthanasia Expert” $$ (Unbelievable)  3/8/2007  --   0  0 
55  $$ “Tax Free Bonds & IPOs For Islamic Fascists” $$ - Badda bing...! ! !  9/6/2006  --   0  1 
56  $$ “The Horror Of Incompetence” $$  10/23/2006  --   0  0 
57  $$$ “Post-Christmas Frostbite Syndrome” (Haiku) $$$  2/6/2007  --   0  0 
58  $$$ “Return To Inbox”- Badda bing....! ! ! $$$  11/27/2006  --   0  0 
59  $$$$ “How ‘Bout ‘Doo Be Dit And the Dinks’ Howlin’? ” $$$$  2/10/2007  --   0  0 
60  $$$$##>>>“NEW ULTRA MICRO-POETRY RAGE” <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******((((<<<  4/4/2007  --   0  0 
61  $$$$$$$$$>>>> “BITCH SLAP” <<<<$$$$$$$$$ <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>>>  4/26/2007  --   0  1 
62  $$$$$$$*** “HILLARY IS GREAT” ***$$$$$$$>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****(((<<  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
63  $$$$$$$~~~~~$$$> “Unless It’s Over $100,000,000, Don’t Contact Me' <$$$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$**************~~~~$$$  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
64  $$$$$>>>>> “SARAH PALIN - SARAH PALIN” <<<<<$$$$$******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++  7/8/2009  --   0  0 
65  $$$$*** “The Perfect Murder On The Perfect Day” ***$$$$  2/16/2007  --   0  0 
66  $$$$^^^%%%> “WHAT WOULD HARRY REID & THE LEFT-WING DO”……? ? ? $$$%^%^>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? ?  5/9/2007  --   0  0 
67  $$$$^^^^***>>> “DOING SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS….? ? ? (Stop & question them….! ! !) <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****^^^? ?  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
68  $$$$^^^~~~> “Redundant Writings About God”? ? ? ? <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****(((  4/4/2007  --   0  0 
69  $$$$^^^++ “Untitled #317…, Cause I Forgot The Title”*******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
70  $$$$~~~~~******>>> “I Lost My Wallet On Christmas” <<<~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~$$$$$$>>>>  4/10/2007  --   0  0 
71  $$$$~~~>> “DOOM & GLOOMERS and the UNINSPIRED” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****(((<<  4/5/2007  --   0  0 
72  $$$$> “Christmas With My Mistress” <$$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/11/2009  --   0  0 
73  $$$$>> “POEM FOR THE POLITICALLY MALIGNANT” <<$$$  3/4/2007  --   0  0 
74  $$$$>>> “PRESTIGIOUS POOPER-SCOOPER AWARD RECIPIENTS” <<<$$$$ ~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>>? ? ? ?  5/8/2007  --   0  0 
75  $$$$>>> “SAVE 15%” – Badda bing….! ! ! <<<$$$$  3/9/2007  7.5   2  0 
76  $$$$>>> **** “Barack & Hillary” **** <<<$$$$  3/1/2007  --   0  0 
77  $$$$>>> “The Major Farce Of Global Warming” <<<$$$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>>+++  7/25/2007  --   0  1 
78  $$$$>>>>** “A Future Easter Liberal’s Worst Nightmare” <<<<$$$$**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~*************  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
79  $$$(((~~~ “FOOLS REVEALED ON POEMHUNTER” (Unbelievable….! ! !) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*+*+*+*+  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
80  $$$*** “Removing You From PoemHunter” ***$$$  3/5/2007  7.0   3  0 
81  $$$^^^> “Apology Tutorial For Offensive Remarks Against The ‘Other’ Religion”…! ! ! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>+++  8/6/2007  --   0  0 
82  $$$^^^>>> “MY HEART AND SOUL IS SORRY” (Haiku) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/6/2007  --   0  0 
83  $$$~~~~~*>*> “BELA LUGOSI Vs. PELOSI” (Haiku) ***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```````^^^^`````*(((  4/4/2007  --   0  1 
84  $$$~~~>> “CHRISTMAS APOCALYPSE” <<~~~$$$  2/3/2007  --   0  1 
85  $$$<< “They’ve Run Out Of Virgins In Heaven” >>$$$  2/10/2007  --   0  0 
86  $$$> “MY ABSOLUTELY SUPER, AMAZING, INTERESTING, AWESOME VALENTINE”<<$$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++  2/14/2009  --   0  0 
87  $$$> “BITCH SLAP YO BABY” <$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~>>>$$$$$  8/8/2007  --   0  0 
88  $$$> “MICKEY MOUSE & BOZO ENDORSED SASQUATCH” <$$$*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++  2/5/2008  --   0  0 
89  $$$>> “Expert On The Ridiculous” - Badda bing....! ! ! <<$$$  1/21/2007  --   0  0 
90  $$$>> “FREE, FREE, IT’S ABSOLUTELY FREE” <<$$$  2/20/2007  10.0   1  0 
91  $$$>> “NEXT CHRISTMAS WILL BE SO GRAND” <<$$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++  12/7/2007  --   0  0 
92  $$$>>> “O. J. IS INNOCENT” <<<$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/16/2007  --   0  0 
93  $$$>>> “BE MY REHAB BABY” <<<$$$ (Sick stuff)  2/1/2007  --   0  0 
94  $$$>>> “SUBMIT YOUR POEM FOR CASH” <<<$$$ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  3/30/2009  --   0  0 
95  $$$>>> “SWEET, SWEET, SUGAR MOMMY” <<<$$$**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++  9/15/2008  --   0  0 
96  $$$>>> 'GHOST OF KARL MARX SPEAKS' (for the big-lib 'Mental Giant')  6/19/2007  --   0  0 
97  $$$>>>~~~ “Great News, UK Hostages Released” <~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++  4/4/2007  --   0  0 
98  $$++> “DOESN’T JIMMY CARTER MAKE YOU PROUD'…? ? ? <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>++? ? ?  4/15/2008  --   0  0 
99  $$> “A Creatively Prosperous 2007 To All” (T.M. message) <$$  12/31/2006  10.0   3  0 
100  $$> “INTERNATIONAL PROFESSIONAL PERVERT AWARDS” <$$******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>>++++  10/4/2007  --   0  0 
101  $$> “PROSPEROUS, POEMHUNTER POET’S PRAYER” <$$*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++  12/31/2007  --   0  0 
102  $$>> “BABY’S GOT A BI**H OF A BOOTY” <<$$********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>>+++  10/1/2007  --   0  0 
103  $%$%$>>>> “CHRISTMAS IN POEMLAND” <<<<$%$%$  3/14/2007  6.0   1  1 
104  $%$%>>> “GOOD BRAIN-BAD BRAIN” <<<%$%$  3/8/2007  --   0  0 
105  $%> “It’s A-hole-ism” (Haiku) <%$  11/1/2006  --   0  0 
106  $)) “Falling Down Vertically” // - Re: Dizziness from vertigo - (($  9/6/2006  --   0  1 
107  $*$*$*> “GET TO HEAVEN, $29.99, ONE MONTH FREE” <*$*$*$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>++  9/9/2007  --   0  0 
108  $@$@>> “Pelosi, Boxer, Kennedy & Frank” <<@$@$  1/13/2007  --   0  0 
109  $^^~~> “More Redundant Writings About God”? ? ? ? <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****(((  4/4/2007  --   0  0 
110  $“URGENT REPLY NECESSARY” $  2/12/2007  --   0  0 
111  $+ “NEVER STOP FIGHTIN' FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN” $+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>$$$$$  11/13/2007  --   0  1 
112  $> “MISTER PRESIDENT – ‘GREAT CAR SALESMAN’ – APRIL FOOL” <$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  4/1/2009  --   0  0 
113  $>$>$>> “YOUR FUTURE IS IN DANGER” <<$<$<$ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>$$$  11/21/2007  --   0  0 
114  '$200,000,000,000, Or More In Gold Bullion Only' (Solicitors)  1/31/2007  --   0  0 
115  % KING WACKADOO RIDES WITH PANCHO AND THE CISCO KID~~~~~~~###%%%~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ?  5/16/2007  --   0  0 
116  %#%#%#^^^*** >>> I Guess You Can Tell, I'm Extremely Aggravated Over This' <<<***^^^%#%#%#%#...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>  4/24/2007  --   0  0 
117  %#%#%#>>> “YRROS IS SORRY BACKWARDS” <<<#%#%#%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++++++>>>>  4/22/2007  --   0  0 
118  %#%#>> “THE ART OF THE FART” (Tribute to J. Farter) <<#%#%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>>  8/16/2008  --   0  0 
119  %$#$% “*UCK, *UCK, *UCK, *UCK” %$#$% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>>++++  7/24/2007  --   0  0 
120  %$#$% +++ “SWEET CHRISTMAS INNOCENCE” +++ %$#$%  2/27/2007  --   0  0 
121  %$#%$#%$#> “L O L MADNESS” <#$%#$%#$%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/18/2007  --   0  0 
122  %$#@! ~> “Doubt” <~! @#$%  10/11/2006  --   0  0 
123  %$#@>> “POETRY PEOPLE UNITE' <<@#$%  2/16/2007  --   0  0 
124  %$#@>>>+++ “EXORCISMLAND” +++<<<@#$%  2/8/2007  --   0  0 
125  %$#@>>>> “CASE CLOSED” <<<<@#$%********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++  11/2/2007  --   0  0 
126  %$$$>“POLONIUM THREAT”<$$$%  12/12/2006  --   0  0 
127  %$%$%> “LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, OH LOVE, YOU ARE MY LOVE” <$%$%$%*********************************************************************************************>>>+++  8/10/2009  --   0  0 
128  %$%$>“HEY GUYS, IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY”<$%$%  2/12/2007  10.0   1  0 
129  %$%$>“Howlin’ Is Growlin’ Again”<$%$%  2/8/2007  --   0  0 
130  %$%$>>> “CHRISTMAS ON MARS” <<<$%$%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++  12/3/2008  --   0  0 
131  %$%$>>> “THIS WAR IS NEVER-ENDING” <<<$%$%~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>>>? ? ?  5/12/2007  --   0  0 
132  %$%$>>> “THIS POEM IS FREE” <<<$%$%******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>>>  5/8/2007  --   0  0 
133  %% “Myth Of The Mute Skeleton” %%  8/20/2006  --   0  1 
134  %% “RELIGION SWAP” %%  10/19/2006  --   0  0 
135  %% “Spaceman Ridiculous” %%  8/24/2006  --   0  1 
136  %% “Stupidity Rehab” %%  11/3/2006  --   0  0 
137  %%$> “METHANE AND CARBON DIOXIDE IN THE NIGHT” <$#@%+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++  11/7/2007  --   0  0 
138  %%%$$$>>> ”Ahmadinejad Is A Good Person” <<<$$$%%%**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++  9/23/2007  --   0  0 
139  %%%% “Global Warming On The Dawning Of Christmas” %%%%  2/2/2007  --   0  0 
140  %%%% “Prayer Of Cosmic Radiation And Reverberation” %%%%  3/9/2007  --   0  0 
141  %%%%%>>>>> “5-4-3-2-1- BANG” (Graphic) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>  4/14/2007  --   0  0 
142  %%%%))) “BOUND IN A BIBLICAL BUBBLE” (((%%%%  3/8/2007  --   0  0 
143  %%%%^^^^%^%> “I’M SORRY-TRULY SORRY” (Deep apology poem) <<<~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~****************^^^^^^^^^^^^^^((((<<  4/20/2007  --   0  2 
144  %%%%>>> “POET WANTED FOR EXECUTIVE DENTAL ASSISTANT JOB (PART TIME) ” <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>  5/3/2007  --   0  0 
145  %%%**)) “NEGATIVE ENERGY POEM” ((**%%%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++  2/5/2008  --   0  0 
146  %%%*** “TITLE IS DRIFTING IN SPACE” ***%%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  11/13/2007  --   0  0 
147  %%%^^*** “GULP IT DOWN” ***^^%%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/14/2007  --   0  0 
148  %%%> “SEXY, SEXY, SEXY” (Pre-natal & restricted) <%%%*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++  4/18/2008  --   0  0 
149  %%%> “This ‘Religion’ Called Global Warming” <%%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/22/2007  --   0  0 
150  %%%>> “My Valentine And Christmas Day Prayer” <<%%%  2/5/2007  --   0  0 
151  %%%>> “PoemPunter On PoemHunter” <<%%%  1/11/2007  --   0  0 
152  %%%>> “SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION” <<%%%**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>%%%  10/18/2007  --   0  0 
153  %%%>>))) “SORRY DON’T CUT IT” (((<<%%% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/6/2007  --   0  0 
154  %%%>>> “B**** A** NAKED” <<<%%% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>%%%  8/10/2007  --   0  0 
155  %%%>>> “DESTINATION OBLIVION” <<<%%%********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++  1/11/2008  --   0  0 
156  %%%>>> “KING WACKADOO CHALLENGES YOU” <<<%%%  3/15/2007  --   0  0 
157  %%%>>> “This Loved-Starved Planet” <<<%%% (Haiku)  1/21/2007  --   0  1 
158  %%%'The Cisco Kid Rides The Grey Wandering Ghost' %%% (Wow...! ! !)  1/29/2007  --   0  0 
159  %%((> “Relaxed Christmas” <((%%  12/17/2006  --   0  0 
160  %%==> “I ALWAYS LOSE THE TOSS” <==%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>+++  10/7/2007  --   0  0 
161  %%> “SCHOLAR WINS POEMHUNTER PUSSY PIECE PRIZE” <%%***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>>%%%%  10/13/2007  --   0  0 
162  %%> “I Write A Christmas Poem For You” <%%  11/27/2006  --   0  1 
163  %%>“Dyslexic Kangaroo”<%%  11/18/2006  --   0  0 
164  %&%&**>> “I AM SASQUATCH” <<**&%&%>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ?  8/21/2007  --   0  0 
165  %&%&>> “Stop Sexin’ ‘Round You Fool” <<&%&%  2/1/2007  --   0  0 
166  %@%@%@$$ “WHERE YOU BE GOIN’ HOWLIN”? @%@%@%  2/5/2007  --   0  0 
167  %^%^>> “HILLARY EXCLAIMS, “I’M YOUR GIRL”….! ! ! <<^%^% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/10/2007  --   0  0 
168  %^&^%^&> “INSECURITY PLAGUES YOU” <&^%^&^%****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  11/2/2007  --   0  0 
169  %^^^%%“The Climax Fakers” (Beware) %%^^^%  2/6/2007  --   0  0 
170  ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ - “MUSICAL MANIA” - #♪ ♫ ♪ - (4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫  2/29/2008  --   0  0 
171  ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ > “MUSICALLY YOURS” < ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ”*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************<<<+++  2/28/2008  --   0  0 
172  &%$$*& “Near Death And Beer Breath Experience” &%$$*&  3/9/2007  --   0  1 
173  &%&%))) “LOTS OF LOSERS” (((%$%$>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/9/2007  --   0  0 
174  &&&$$$^^^>>> “PREMATURE EVACUATION” <<<^^^$$$&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>>>? ? ? ?  5/10/2007  --   0  0 
175  &&&&)))) >>> “MOMMAS AND GRANDMAS” <<<((((&&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ?  5/12/2007  --   0  0 
176  &&&&>>> “MENTAL REHAB…., FOR GOOD…, GOODBYE”….! ! ! <<<&&&&  3/16/2007  10.0   2  0 
177  &&&)))) >> “GENIUS AND THE JACKASS” <<((((&&&~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>>? ? ? ?  5/8/2007  --   0  0 
178  &&&*** “Ring The Sacred Bell For The First Noel” ***&&&  1/30/2007  --   0  0 
179  &&&***))) > “BULLS FERRY ROAD” <(((***&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  9/14/2008  --   0  0 
180  &&&++>> “Intelligent & Serious Jihadist Death Chant” <<++&&&  1/24/2007  --   0  0 
181  &&&> “Belated Valentine’s Day Fantasy Murder” <&&&  2/15/2007  --   0  0 
182  &&&>> “Oblique And Vague” <<&&&  1/20/2007  --   0  0 
183  &&^^! ! ! ~~> “LOVERS AND LOSERS” <++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  4/11/2007  --   0  0 
184  &^%$#***~~~> “The Eve Of Easter” (Haiku) >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~>>>  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
185  &^%&^%> “GLOBAL WARMING IN MY HEART” <%$#%$%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  11/20/2007  --   0  0 
186  &^%*** “COSMIC DEATH OF LOVE” ***%^&>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/27/2007  --   0  0 
187  &^%^& “CAREFREE LIFE OF A JIHADIST” &^%^&>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/7/2007  --   0  0 
188  (#1) “MOON GODDESS OF ANGER” (a/k/a Lady Of The Lake) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>>>? ? ? ?  5/27/2007  --   0  0 
189  ((++)) > “NIGHT TIME FLIGHT” (Haiku) <((++))  10/4/2006  --   0  1 
190  (****) “JIHADIST’S SACRED PRAYER” (****) - Badda bang...! ! !  2/10/2007  --   0  0 
191  (++) “PoemHunter-PoemHunter” (++)  10/13/2006  --   0  0 
192  (Adults only) “My Ultimate Dumbest Poem Yet” (Rated 3x’s XYZ) -Badda bang bing boom….! ! !)  12/12/2006  --   0  0 
193  (Bi-sexual version) “On Being A Slut”  11/2/2006  --   0  1 
194  (In the Devil's words) “SLEAZY SATAN’S SIX, SICK, SLIMY COMMANDMENTS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>  4/21/2007  --   0  0 
195  (Newsflash) “SANTA FOUND FROZEN” -Badda bing....! ! !  11/13/2006  --   0  0 
196  (Poetry Game) “No Concept Or Subject” (How to join in)  1/8/2007  --   0  0 
197  (Two poems in one) > “GOD BLESS AMERICAN TROOPS AT CHRISTMAS”**********************************************>>>>+++  12/25/2007  --   0  0 
198  ) *) *) “Blue-White Snowflakes On A Lonely Christmas Eve” (*(*(  2/22/2007  --   0  0 
199  ) %% “Turkey Murders A Goose” – Badda bang….! ! ! %%(  12/29/2006  --   0  0 
200  ) *) *) *) “Candid Moron Discussion” (*(*(*(  2/5/2007  10.0   1  0 
201  ) ++ “Intimately Yours” ++(  11/22/2006  --   0  0 
202  ) += “Merry Mundane Monday On Friday” =+(  1/5/2007  --   0  0 
203  ) >> “Moral Oral Pleasure” <<(  10/7/2006  --   0  1 
204  )) + “Intimate Christmas Romance” +((  11/2/2006  --   0  0 
205  )) > “Broken Spirit Of A Sorrowful Fool” <((  9/24/2006  --   0  1 
206  )) > “FLIRT” <((  9/27/2006  --   0  2 
207  )) > “Little Taste Of Wine” (Haiku) <((  10/25/2006  --   0  0 
208  )) >** “Happy Intergalactic Alien Christmas” <<<~~~********~~~~~~~~~********++++$$$$? ? ?  4/15/2007  --   0  0 
209  ))) &&& “Come On, Let’s Not Love And They’ll Think We Did” &&&(((  3/10/2007  10.0   1  0 
210  ))) “Christmas Is Over” (((  1/12/2007  --   0  0 
211  ))) “Christmas Please Come Back” (((  1/11/2007  --   0  0 
212  ))) “If I Kill You, You Will Live” (Haiku) (((  10/26/2006  --   0  0 
213  ))) “The Butterfly And The Evergreen’s Balls” (((  1/16/2007  --   0  0 
214  ))) >> “IT’S OK TO BE SILLY” <<(((***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++  4/25/2008  --   0  0 
215  ))) ##> “HOW TO HAVE A SEXY BITCH” <##(((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  4/18/2008  --   0  0 
216  ))) %%% “Loan Arranger’s & Grey’s Hound Dog” %%%(((  2/1/2007  --   0  0 
217  ))) %%%%“Boomer, Doomer, Gloomer” %%%%(((  3/7/2007  10.0   1  0 
218  ))) %%> “King Wackadoo Publicly Challenges Howlin’ Dervish” <%%(((  2/10/2007  --   0  0 
219  ))) ***)) “CHRISTMAS FANTASY” ((***(((  2/3/2007  10.0   2  0 
220  ))) ~ “Instantaneously” (Haiku) ~(((  10/2/2006  --   0  1 
221  ))) ~~~~~>> “King Wackadoo Whacks Howlin’ & Elvis” <<~~~~~~(((  3/13/2007  --   0  0 
222  ))) ~~> “CHRISTMAS OH CHRISTMAS” <~~(((  2/1/2007  10.0   1  4 
223  ))) ++ “IRANIAN SPEEDBOATS SCARE OUR WARSHIPS” ++(((************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++  1/9/2008  --   0  0 
224  ))) ++> “I PRAY GOD WILL TAKE ME FAST” <++(((******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>  1/5/2008  --   0  0 
225  ))) +>“Nuts And Bolts Of Christmas”<+(((  12/17/2006  --   0  0 
226  ))) +'Dumb Dumb Doo Wop Is Dumb'+(((- (Boo du be doo)  12/3/2006  --   0  0 
227  ))) > “Jesus Returns…., Again..., To PoemHunter” (((<  3/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
228  ))) >> “BIT*H FARTS CAN BE LETHAL” (WARNING) <<(((*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++  12/30/2007  --   0  0 
229  ))) >> “GLOBAL CLONING” <<(((  2/5/2007  --   0  0 
230  ))) >> “Great Poem Titles & Concepts Available” <<(((  12/29/2006  --   0  0 
231  ))) >>++ 'MANKIND'S FIGHTING POVERTY' ++<<(((******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>++  2/27/2008  --   0  0 
232  ))) >>> “PIZZA FOR THE WORLD”- (Pizza For Peace) ….! ! ! <<<(((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/10/2007  --   0  0 
233  ))) >>> “Blowtorch” <<<(((  1/9/2007  --   0  0 
234  ))) >>> “Ecstasy For A Pussy” <<<(((  1/27/2007  --   0  0 
235  ))) >>> “IF LOVE COULD SPEAK” <<<(((  1/23/2007  --   0  0 
236  ))) >>> “SICK HUMOR SEMINAR” <<<(((  2/21/2007  --   0  0 
237  ))) >>> “Stoned Christmas Junky” <<<(((  3/8/2007  --   0  0 
238  ))) >>> “The Culture Of Stupidity” <<<(((  1/7/2007  --   0  0 
239  ))) >>>***===> “EASTA EASTA PIZZA” (Italiano accent) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>>###  4/5/2007  --   0  1 
240  )))) “Hey Guys…., Christmas Is Over” ((((  2/12/2007  --   0  0 
241  )))) >>> “PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF I YAWN WHILE YOU APOLOGIZE” ((((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/7/2007  --   0  0 
242  )))) ****^^^++> “PRAYER FOR ALL MANKIND ON CHRISTMAS”.((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************^*^*^*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  4/27/2007  --   0  0 
243  )))) ****+++ 'ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME” ((((<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
244  )))) ****>>> $ “JESUS JUICE” $<<<****((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/8/2009  --   0  0 
245  )))) ***> “THIS FIERY WORLD” (Haiku) <***((((>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/27/2007  --   0  0 
246  )))) ~~~~ “ENTIRE BIBLE REENACTMENT” (DVD RELEASE DATE UNDETERMINED) ***********************************>>>>>? ? ? ?  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
247  )))) +++ “FREE >SanFrancisco Morning Fog< OFFER” +++((((  3/16/2007  --   0  0 
248  )))) +++ “SO SORRY I STOOD YOU UP” +++((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/23/2007  --   0  0 
249  )))) > “HAIR-RAISING, HAUNTED, HILLARY HALLOWEEN” <(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  10/26/2007  --   0  0 
250  )))) > “Osama’s Accused Of Steroid And Hair Color Use” <((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++  9/11/2007  --   0  0 
251  )))) > “THE OLD GEEZER AND THE KUMQUAT” – Bad-da Bing….! ! ! <((((*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++  7/11/2009  --   0  0 
252  )))) >> “GLOBAL CHANGE & CLIMATE WARMING EXPERT” <<(((((************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  1/30/2008  --   0  0 
253  )))) >> “(#403,000,863) Haiku, Picture, Rhyme, Anything” ((((<<<*************~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ?  5/30/2007  --   0  0 
254  )))) >> “If This Is The Real World” (Renew My Fantasy) <<((((  2/18/2007  10.0   3  0 
255  )))) >> “Leftover Incidental Christmas Gift” <<((((  2/2/2007  --   0  0 
256  )))) >> “Mentally Unstable Christmas” <<(((( (Rated 'S' for sick....! ! !)  12/22/2006  --   0  0 
257  )))) >> “NUCLEAR POWERED POT HEAD” <<((((***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++  3/5/2008  --   0  0 
258  )))) >>> “SENSUAL SHOOZY” <<<((((**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************>>>+++  1/5/2009  --   0  0 
259  )))) >>> “CERTIFIED MORON’S PRAYER” <<<((((***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>>+++  12/19/2007  --   0  0 
260  )))) >>> “Clock The Turn Back Dummy” (Nightlight Spending) Dyslexic…! ! ! ((((<<<  3/10/2007  10.0   1  0 
261  )))) >>> “Deception In The Air” <<<((((  3/2/2007  10.0   2  0 
262  )))) >>> “EVEN IF THEY TORTURE ME” <<<((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  2/28/2008  --   0  0 
263  )))) >>> “EXPERIMENTAL LONELINESS” <<<((((*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++  11/13/2007  --   0  0 
264  )))) >>> “IT’S ALL OVER” (BREATHING NO MORE) <<<((((  2/24/2007  10.0   2  0 
265  )))) >>> “One Christmas Morning We Made Love” <<<((((  2/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
266  )))) >>> “Snap Out Of The Trance People” ((((<<<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>  4/24/2007  --   0  0 
267  )))) >>> “THE BIG LIB DIDDLY SQUAT BEAT” <<<((((*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++  3/13/2008  --   0  0 
268  )))) >>>“DON’T BITCH ME OUT BABY”<<<((((***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~>>>>(((((  8/4/2007  --   0  0 
269  )))) >>>+++ 'ROMANTIC DANCE' +++<<<((((  3/15/2007  10.0   1  2 
270  )))) >>>> “HOAX” <<<<(((((>>>> 'HOAX'<<<>>>+++  8/26/2007  --   0  0 
271  ))))) +++ “The Day The Earth Was Destroyed” +++(((((  3/17/2007  --   0  0 
272  ))))) ===> “The Ugly Effeminate Terrorist” <===(((((<<<~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  4/26/2007  --   0  0 
273  ))))) >>> “GOD IS A HELL OF A MAN” <<<((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/16/2007  --   0  0 
274  ))))) >>> “JIHADISTS TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS IN THE U.S.” <<<(((((  10/3/2007  --   0  0 
275  ))))) >>> “LIBERAL AND LOOSE CHRISTMAS” <<<(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++  12/24/2007  --   0  0 
276  ))))) >>>~~~~^^*** “Another Ho In The News” (((((>>>~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~**********(((((<<<  4/14/2007  --   0  0 
277  ))))) >>>+ “JOKE WITHOUT LAUGHTER” +<<<(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>? ? ?  8/22/2007  --   0  0 
278  ))))) >>>> “Peace Is Not Possible” >>>>(((((>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``>>>>+++  8/14/2007  --   0  0 
279  ))))) >>>>> “VAMPIRE SLAM FEST” (Easter Sunday) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****((((>>  4/7/2007  --   0  2 
280  )))))) >>> “MY LOVER IS A SATIRE OF SATIRES” <<<(((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  9/14/2008  --   0  0 
281  ))))))) >>>##>> “STUPIDITYLAND” <<##<<<((((((((****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  12/6/2008  --   0  0 
282  ))))))) >>>> “LOVE OUR LOVE” (LOL) <<<<((((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/31/2009  --   0  0 
283  ))))))))) >>>>>> “TEXT MESSAGED SEX” <<<<<<((((((((((******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++  8/7/2009  --   0  0 
284  )))))))))) >>> “BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY” <<<(((((((((((*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++  8/14/2009  --   0  0 
285  ))))))))))))) >> “VENTRILOQUIST ISLAND” <<(((((((((((((((****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++  10/6/2009  --   0  0 
286  * * * “I Am Guilty” (A sincere admission & apology) * * *  2/2/2007  10.0   1  0 
287  * ^^ “We’ve Got To Praise Him” ^^ *  8/9/2006  --   0  1 
288  *&*&))) >>> “DROP THE BOMB, BABY” <<<(((&*&*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  9/9/2007  --   0  0 
289  *) > 'Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave' (Ultra-patriotic) <<(((*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  3/29/2007  --   0  0 
290  ** “Bad, Filthy, Stinky, Lousy Time” **  1/28/2007  10.0   1  0 
291  ** “Flash Gordon, Howlin’And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#3) **  2/27/2007  --   0  0 
292  ** 'Peace Meal' **  8/13/2006  --   0  1 
293  **% “Tickle Me Moron” %**  11/14/2006  --   0  0 
294  *** “D’ANGELICO-MASTER ‘POET’ OF GUITAR MAKERS” ***  4/16/2008  --   0  0 
295  *** “GET IMMEDIATE HELP AFTER SCANNING THIS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ?  6/6/2007  --   0  0 
296  *** “Mutha Natecha Is A Mutha” (Mother Nature Is A Mother) ***  3/9/2007  8.0   1  1 
297  *** “Names Of My Personal Favorite PoemHunter Poets” ***  2/25/2007  10.0   2  0 
298  *** “OUT-OF-MY-MIND, VALENTINE” ***  2/5/2007  --   0  0 
299  *** “THE ART OF THE FART” (By H. Dervish) <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************  3/29/2007  --   0  0 
300  ***$$$ “IT’S THREE POEMS FOR ONE” (The new rage) $$$***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/12/2007  --   0  0 
301  ***$$$***$$$ “CAPITIALISM Verses SOCIALISM” $$$***$$$***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>$$$$  8/10/2007  --   0  0 
302  ***$$+ “B.O. & SMOKER’S BREATH TURNS ME ON” $$$~~~~~~~~~~~~******************++++====>  4/3/2007  --   0  0 
303  ***%% “COLD COUGHIN’ CHRISTMAS” %%***  2/11/2007  10.0   1  0 
304  ***%% “Fortune In Counterfeit Bills” %%***  12/30/2006  --   0  0 
305  ***%&%>> “T.M.'s Candid Interview With Cupid” (Valentine’s Day) <<%$%(((************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  2/14/2009  --   0  0 
306  ***&^% “Christmas Tree UFO Abductions Reported” %^&***  2/21/2007  --   0  0 
307  ***)) “HOW ROMANTIC, MY VALENTINE” ((***  2/15/2007  7.0   1  5 
308  ***))) “Pelosi, Don’t Sleep With The Sheik” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~####((((*****  4/4/2007  --   0  1 
309  ***))) $ “Karl Marks & Hillary” $(((***  3/1/2007  --   0  0 
310  ***))) > “SANTA IS SAD” (Yes, another Christmas poem) <(((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  10/16/2007  --   0  0 
311  ***))) >> “Al Qaeda Terrorists Endorse Speaker Pelosi’s Trip”>>>>~~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~~~~~++++***(((<<  4/5/2007  --   0  0 
312  ***))) >> “PARIS RELEASED”....! ! ! ! <<(((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ?  6/7/2007  --   0  1 
313  ***))) >>? ? “800 lb. Woman Falls, Collapses Building” ####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***++*+*! ! ! ! >>  4/4/2007  --   0  1 
314  ***))) >>>> “NATIONAL DEFENSE” <<<<(((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/8/2007  --   0  0 
315  ***)))) “A Stick In The Mud” ((((***  1/13/2007  10.0   1  0 
316  ***)))) “KISSY-WISSY” ((((***  2/6/2007  --   0  0 
317  ***)))) >>~~~~~~> “SAY GOODBYE TO NEXT CHRISTMAS” <~~~~~~<<(((((<<******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  12/24/2008  --   0  0 
318  **** “UNPROTECTED KARAOKE & DISCO” ****>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/17/2007  --   0  0 
319  **** “Barack & Hillary” ****  1/21/2007  --   0  0 
320  **** “Boycott Trade Martin Today” **** (He's very bad....! ! !)  2/10/2007  --   0  0 
321  **** “GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN TRIBUTE” **** +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++**********************************>>>+++  10/5/2008  --   0  0 
322  **** “H*O*P*E*L*E*S*S C*H*R*I*S*T*M*A*S” **** >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  12/10/2007  --   0  0 
323  **** “HORSE CIRCUMCISION & CARBON OFFSETS” ****  3/7/2007  10.0   1  0 
324  **** “INSRIRATION TO START YOUR DAY” ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>  4/2/2007  --   0  0 
325  **** “S*C*H*M*U*C*K*O*I*D” **** >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++  10/4/2008  --   0  0 
326  **** “SWEET CHRISTMAS IN THE MOONLIGHT” ****  2/13/2007  --   0  0 
327  **** SUBSTANCE ABUSE **** (Outragious)  2/7/2007  10.0   1  1 
328  ****### “Global Warming to Snow Warning” ###****  3/15/2007  --   0  0 
329  ****$$$ >>> “The Eve Of Easter” (Haiku) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
330  ****))) >>> 'Ho The Hell Is This Who'...? ? ? (“Farewell to Roberta”) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>***************~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>  4/25/2007  --   0  0 
331  ****))) >>>>> 'BROOMATICUS' <<<<<(((**** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  4/26/2008  --   0  0 
332  ****))) > “Karl & Hillary” <(((****  2/4/2007  --   0  0 
333  ****))) >>> “Lovin’ The Christmas Glow Of The Winter Snow” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****))) >>>  4/8/2007  --   0  1 
334  ****))) >>> “Poet’s Requiem Mass” (Farewell to Roberta) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************(((  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
335  ****)))) > “The Crotch To Watch” <((((****  2/25/2007  --   0  0 
336  ****)))) >> “FIRE BALLS IN THE SKY” <<((((****>>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/11/2007  --   0  0 
337  ***** “? ? ? ? ? ? ? -I’VE HAD IT-? ? ? ? ? ? ? ” *****  12/27/2007  --   0  0 
338  ***** “INSRIRATION FOR EASTER SUNDAY” ***** <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***(((<<  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
339  ***** M*A*N*I*F*E*S*T*A*T*I*O*N ***** >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/26/2007  --   0  0 
340  *****)))) >>> “ORANGE & CARNAGE” <<<((((*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
341  *****)))))) “HILLARY’S DEMONIC LAUGH” ((((((******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************>>>+++  10/6/2007  --   0  0 
342  ****** “NUCLEAR RAINFALL” (HAIKU) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>  4/13/2007  --   0  0 
343  ****** > “HER DEMISE WAS INEVITABLE” < ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++  12/27/2007  --   0  0 
344  ***********>>>>>>++ “SNOW JOB” ++<<<<<<****************++++++++++++++++++++++++###########################*****************************>>>+++  5/30/2009  --   0  0 
345  *********+++++>>>>~~~> “PEACE PITCH” <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************((((<<  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
346  ********>> “BLOOD IN THE WATER” <<********>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>+++++++++++++++++>>>  9/14/2008  --   0  0 
347  *******>>>+++ “EVIL RIVER OF BLOOD” +++<<<*******  3/23/2007  10.0   1  1 
348  *******>>>> “PIZZA FOR CHRISTMAS” <<<<<**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
349  ******>>> “IMUS, YOU’RE FIRED” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$>>  4/12/2007  --   0  0 
350  ******>>>>> “BIRTHDAY LOVE” <<<<<*******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/3/2009  --   0  0 
351  *****--? ? ? {{“PIZZA JESUS UNVEILED BY GERMAN SPY”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~%$^%$^%$^>>>? ? ?  4/4/2007  --   0  0 
352  *****~~> “UFO SECRETS REVEALED” <~~***** (Haiku)  1/5/2007  --   0  0 
353  *****+++)))) >> “DIPLOMATIC GRANDMA” *****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
354  *****++++>>> “BIRTHDAY SEX” <<<++++*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/13/2009  --   0  0 
355  *****+++>>> “BIRTHDAY KISS” <<<+++*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/7/2009  --   0  0 
356  *****>>> ‘Bin Laden Screams, “I Am The Real Father” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  4/12/2007  --   0  0 
357  *****>>>>%%%%% “PRAYER IN THE SCHOOLYARD” <*********~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~((((<<  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
358  ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>”Decaffeinated By Choice” ++++  3/21/2007  --   0  0 
359  ****+**** “MARTIAN GLOBAL WARMING” ****+****  3/2/2007  --   0  0 
360  ****+*+*>> “PERVERTED CLONE” - Badda-bing....! ! ! <<*+*+****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  8/3/2007  --   0  0 
361  ****++ SPECIAL (RECORDED LIVE) COLUMBUS DAY COMEDY ++*********************************************************>>>>>>++++*********************  10/8/2007  --   0  0 
362  ****+++> “A*L*I*E*N O*F D*E*A*T*H” <+++****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/19/2008  --   0  0 
363  ****===**** “Mr. Mysterious” ****===****  3/15/2007  --   0  0 
364  ****>< “Three Babies Assault Pediatrician” ><****  3/9/2007  --   0  0 
365  ****>> “72 Virgins Vs.72 Versions” <<****  3/1/2007  --   0  0 
366  ****>> “EMPTY PANT SUIT” (Haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>(((<<  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
367  ****>> “IMPEACH PRESIDENT BUSH” <<****  2/20/2007  --   0  0 
368  ****>>> “Don’t Bother Me Unless It’s Over $100,000,000” *****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>++++? ? ?  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
369  ****>>> “Sloppy Scared Bores” (Spoof) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ?  4/15/2007  --   0  0 
370  ****>>> ~~~~~~~~~> “FAKEDOWN-SHAKEDOWN DANCE” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>  4/12/2007  --   0  0 
371  ****>>> “C*H*R*I*S*T*M*A*S*S*Y” <<<****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  12/23/2007  --   0  0 
372  ****>>> “SPERM OF THE BLOODLESS CORPSE” <<<****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>  4/26/2007  --   0  0 
373  ****>>>> “HOMELESS RAINDROP” <<<<**** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/10/2007  --   0  0 
374  ***? >? >? >? > ***  3/3/2007  --   0  0 
375  ***^^^== “PLUCKING AND'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  3/21/2007  --   0  0 
376  ***~~~~~~ “Looks Like DERVISH Is Attackin’ Again” ~~~~~~***  2/25/2007  --   0  0 
377  ***~~~~~~~~~> “MERE MORTAL MAN” <~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++*******************>>>+++  7/13/2009  --   0  0 
378  ***~~~~>> *CELEBRATE+APRIL+FOOL’S+DAY* <<~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
379  ***~~~>>>))) “GOIN’ CHRISTMAS LOONEY TUNES” <<<~~~~~~*******~~~~~+++++++>>>>>>? ? ?  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
380  ***~> “F+U+T+U+R+I+S+T+I+C D+R+E+A+M+L+A+N+D”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<<<  3/29/2007  --   0  0 
381  ***+++ “JESUS IN THE HONKY TONK” +++***  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
382  ***+++> “Our Breathing Causes Pollution” (Huh? ? ?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********((((<<<  4/2/2007  --   0  0 
383  ***>> “FEAR OF VICTORY” (Haiku) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~***********(((((<<<  4/20/2007  --   0  0 
384  ***>> “HEY BABY, DO YOU WORK OUT”…..? ? ? <<**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  1/17/2008  --   0  0 
385  ***>> “Speed Hump” (Haiku) <<***  2/22/2007  10.0   1  0 
386  ***>>> “FOUND A PAIR OF YOUR RED PANTIES” <<<***++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++  1/6/2008  --   0  0 
387  ***>>> “WONDROUS WEDDING PRAYER” <<<***++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++++>>>>? ? ?  6/5/2007  --   0  2 
388  ***>>>))) > “WHIRLPOOL” <(((<<<*** +==================================~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`*********>>>+++  3/27/2008  --   0  0 
389  ***>>>***>>> “If You Die, I’ll Kill You” <<<***<<<***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ?  6/6/2007  --   0  0 
390  ***HOWLIN’ ENTERS PROTECTION PROGRAM <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******  3/30/2007  --   0  0 
391  **^^**===> “A Poem Emerging From The Depths Of Hell” <===***^^***  3/9/2007  --   0  0 
392  *^)))) > “MOANIN’- GROANIN’ MOMMA” <((((^******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++  10/6/2007  --   0  0 
393  *^*^(((>>> “BON’T BE A DITCH” <<<))) ^*^*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  10/16/2007  --   0  0 
394  *^*^*^ “PREGNANT POEM” ^*^*^*  2/26/2007  --   0  1 
395  *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^~~~~~~> “Let’s Just Kill Each Other” ~~~~~? ? ? ?  3/24/2007  --   0  0 
396  *^*^*^~~~> “I Wouldn’t Be Sorry If We’d Never Met” <~~~^*^*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>  4/22/2007  --   0  0 
397  *^*^*^++ “CURSE OF THE POET” ++^*^*^*>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ?  8/18/2007  --   0  0 
398  *^> “Power Of Heaven” <^*  8/11/2006  --   0  1 
399  *~~~~~> (OBAMA) “AUGUST FORTH, TWO-THOUSAND NINE” <~~~~~~*+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>+++  8/4/2009  --   0  0 
400  *+*+*+*+> “A CHRISTMAS HAIKU” <+*+*+*+*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/29/2007  --   0  0 
401  *+*+*+>>> “‘TIS A SWEET CHRISTMAS” <<<+*+*+*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>+>+>>>  10/17/2007  --   0  0 
402  *+*+>> “Independent Thinking” <<+*+*  1/13/2007  8.5   2  0 
403  *< “I LOVE A THEREMIN” >*  8/10/2006  --   0  1 
404  *>*>*> “LOVE LIVES IN THE LIFE OF OUR LOVING LORD” <*<*<*<************************************************************>>>+++  7/31/2009  --   0  0 
405  .................................................…..TRICKY +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************  5/14/2007  --   0  0 
406  // “The Sarcastic Crotch” \\  8/25/2006  --   0  1 
407  /__: : “Planet’s In Turmoil”: : __/  10/10/2006  --   0  1 
408  : : < “Façade Of Sympathy” >: :  8/18/2006  --   0  1 
409  ? ? “POEM SO MUNDANE, RHYMES IN VAIN, WITHOUT MEANING”? ? ***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++  1/13/2008  --   0  0 
410  ? ? $$$$***))) >> “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME” ^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********((((<  4/6/2007  --   0  0 
411  ? ? ? ....... “WHAT THE HELL IS IT”……? ? ? ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  6/19/2008  --   0  0 
412  ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? >>> “GET WITH IT BABY” <<>>+++  8/1/2009  --   0  0 
413  ? ? ? ? ? ? ? >>> “SHOVEL-READY JOBS” <<>>+++  8/24/2009  --   0  0 
414  ? ? ? ? ? > “ARTIFICIAL TURMOIL AND FUN” (Lies) ? ? ? ? ?  8/21/2007  --   0  0 
415  ? ? ? ? ? > “LOVE ATTACKS YOU LIKE A MAFIA SHAKEDOWN” >>+++  7/31/2009  --   0  0 
416  ? ? ? ? ? >> “COCKADOODLE DOO AND-A PLOP, PLOP, PLOP” <<>>? ? ? ? ?  9/16/2007  --   0  0 
417  ? ? ? ? > “IT IS WHAT IT ISN’T” >>+++  5/5/2008  --   0  0 
418  ? ? ? ? >>> “YOU GUESS THE TITLE” <<  10/31/2007  --   0  0 
419  ? ? ? > “38 DEMOCRAT SENATORS VOTED AGAINST ENGLISH” >>+++  4/6/2008  --   0  0 
420  ? ? ? > “BIGGEST LIB WILL CAREFULLY SNOWBOARD JIHADISTS” >>+++  2/21/2008  --   0  0 
421  ? ? ? >>> “DUFFLE BAG BLUES” <<  4/13/2008  --   0  0 
422  ? ? ? >>>***~~~~~> “LA-LA LAND” <<~~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~>>>? ? ?  4/10/2007  --   0  0 
423  ? ? ?))))) >>? ? ? “WHO IS THE KILLER”? ? ? <<(((((? ? ? *******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************? ? ? ? ? ?  11/21/2007  --   0  0 
424  ? ? “Agree Or Disagree”? ?  8/11/2006  --   0  1 
425  ? ? +++ “Would You Mind If We Skipped This Christmas? ” +++? ?  2/9/2007  --   0  0 
426  ? ? > “Revealing The True Cosmic Creator”   2/28/2007  --   0  0 
427  ? ? >>> “Gimme Some Of What Howlin’s Drinkin’” <<  3/3/2007  --   0  0 
428  ? ? >>>“Merry Two Days Before Christmas” <<  12/21/2006  --   0  0 
429  ? ? ….. “No Global Warming Stories Today”…..? ?  2/5/2007  --   0  0 
430  ? ++? ? ? “WE AWAIT TWO THOUSAND NINE”? ? ? ++? ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>? ? ?  1/1/2008  --   0  0 
431  @! @! @! @*** “A CHRISTMAS PARTY” ***@! @! @! @>************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>>+++  8/21/2007  --   0  0 
432  @#$%^&*> “BALLAD OF AN INVALID SALAD” <&^%$#@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ?  10/6/2009  --   0  0 
433  @#$%^&*> “SENSUAL SHOOZY” <*&^%$#@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/5/2009  --   0  0 
434  @#@#$$^^~~~ “MEMBER AREA” (Forum w/decorum) <<<*****+++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~+++++++++>>>  4/15/2007  --   0  0 
435  @#@#>> “F***-F***-F***-FELL” <<#@#@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ?  8/9/2007  --   0  0 
436  @$@> “WHEN YOU’VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD” – Bad-da Bing….! ! ! <@$@**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++  7/11/2009  --   0  0 
437  @@ “Tricks Of The Trade” @@  8/21/2006  --   0  1 
438  @@**)) > “GREATEST INTELLECTUALS ON POEMHUNTER” <((@@*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++  1/14/2008  --   0  0 
439  @@@@###? ? ? >> “RESURRECTION REINACTMENT RESCHEDULED”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************++++  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
440  @@@@@ “JUICY, JUICY LOVE” (XXX romance) @@@@@***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++  9/17/2009  --   0  0 
441  @@@@@^^^>>>> “SEXED WHILE YOU TEXT” <<<<^^^@@@@@*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++  7/31/2009  --   0  0 
442  @@@@> “The Culture Of Sexual Love” <@@@@  3/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
443  @@@@>>> “WINTER WILL ARRIVE AGAIN” <<<@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>>>>>  4/27/2007  --   0  0 
444  @@@@>>>? ? ? “HAPPY HALLOWEEN”? ? ? <<<@@@@**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>>+++  7/27/2007  --   0  0 
445  @@@>> “Our Sun Is Very Depressed” <<@@@  2/28/2007  1.0   1  0 
446  @@@>> “Soon Christmas Will Visit Us Again” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****  3/27/2007  --   0  0 
447  @@>“Solemn Prayer To Lord Howdy Doody For Atheists”<@@  1/28/2007  --   0  0 
448  [! ! ] You have 1823 unread messages! - Badda bing....! ! !  12/19/2006  --   0  0 
449  \\ “SEXUAL CULTURE” //  10/18/2006  --   0  0 
450  ^%$%^>> “HATE IS LIKE TRUTH” (for you) <<^%$%^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/5/2008  --   0  0 
451  ^%^%>> “THE REFLECTION OF CHRISTMAS LOVE” <<%^%^************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  10/19/2007  --   0  0 
452  ^) ^) ^) ^) ++==> “NIPPLE EFFECT” <==++(^(^(^(^************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++  9/17/2009  --   0  0 
453  ^*^*))) “Radiation In The Eyes Of Satan” *******^^^^^--***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<<<  3/27/2007  --   0  0 
454  ^*^*))) “SORRY SITUATION OF SENSUAL SADNESS” (((*^*^ >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/6/2007  --   0  0 
455  ^*^*^* “ZOMBIES - ZOMBIES” *^*^*^ ~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! ! #$#$#$  3/26/2007  --   0  1 
456  ^*^*^*^)))) >> ‘Go-Go-Girl Admits, “I slept with Big Foot”’ <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((<<  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
457  ^*^*^*~~~~> “POETS FOR PEACE” (T.M.’s Ultimate Peace Poem) ~~~~~********! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~**************((((<<<  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
458  ^^^))) > “SO MANY SONGS AND POEMS AGO” <(((^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  10/11/2007  --   0  0 
459  ^^^*** “The Culture Of Stupidity” ***^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/24/2007  --   0  0 
460  ^^^***^^^***>> “PIZZA FOR EASTER” >>>>^^^^^^^*****=======++++~~~~~~~~~>  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
461  ^^^***^^^***>> “HIT ME BABY, HIT ME” <<***^^^***^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/11/2009  --   0  0 
462  ^^^***>> “CLICK ON ME – CLICK ON ME” <<***^^^<<<~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~**********((((<<  4/22/2007  --   0  0 
463  ^^^*^^^ “The Image Of Christmas” ^^^*^^^  2/25/2007  --   0  0 
464  ^^^*>> “POLL RESULTS > AMERICANS ARE BETTER DISHWASHER’S” <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>++++? ? ? ?  5/3/2007  --   0  0 
465  ^^^^%%%%> “BIRTHDAY LOVE” – Ba-Da-Bing <%%%%^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/1/2009  --   0  0 
466  ^^^^%%%> “Mother Teresa With A Beard” ^^^***<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ?  4/4/2007  --   0  0 
467  ^^^^)))) > “BALL BEARING BABY BLUES” <((((^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/17/2007  --   0  0 
468  ^^^^)))) >>> “BIRTHDAY FLING” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! <<<((((^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/10/2009  --   0  0 
469  ^^^^))))) >> ***** “SILICONE SALLY” *****<<((((((^^^^ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++**************************~~~~~>>>+++  6/10/2009  --   0  0 
470  ^^^^****^^^~~~>> “TOUCHED BY THE LOVE OF SPRING” <<~~~~~******~~~~****~~~~****^^^^^^^^~~~~^*^*^*^*^*^*>>>>+++  4/20/2007  --   0  0 
471  ^^^^***~~~>>> “INTERNET INCREASES BRAVERY 1000%” <<<<~~~~~*****~~~~~~*****~~~~(((((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~  4/10/2007  --   0  0 
472  ^^^^***>>> “GRAND ‘OLE MOMS” (For Mother’s Day) ****^^^>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>? ? ? ?  5/12/2007  --   0  0 
473  ^^^^^ “I LOVE MY GLOVE” – (Passionate & romantic) ^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  9/17/2009  --   0  0 
474  ^^^^^*** “GOD MAY BE THE DEVIL OF HEAVEN” ***^^^^^+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/11/2007  --   0  0 
475  ^^^^^***)))) >>> “CHRISTMAS POET” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^+*+*+*+*(((>>>  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
476  ^^^^^*****>>> “IF CHRISTMAS NEVER COMES AGAIN” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>  4/14/2007  --   0  0 
477  ^^^^^^***&&>>> “BOP, BOP DOO WOP, A DOO WOP EASTER”==========~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>? ? ?  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
478  ^^^^^^^^^^ “WAR STRATEGY: BE GENTLE AND NICE” ^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  10/12/2009  --   0  0 
479  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>> “LOVE, STUPID LOVE” <<^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/31/2009  --   0  0 
480  ^^^^^^^^^^^^>>> “JERK STEROIDS” <<<^^^^^^^^^^^^^*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++  8/8/2009  --   0  0 
481  ^^^^^~~~ “Outer Space Intergalactic Fanatic Intercourse” ~~~^^^^  3/16/2007  --   0  0 
482  ^^^^^~~~~^^^))) “A PEACE LOVING LIBERAL’S FANTASY” ^^^***~~~~~~~~~****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~~~````~~>>>  4/11/2007  --   0  0 
483  ^^^^^~~~~~>>>> “HAPPY EASTER TO HOWLIN’ & ALDO”>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************(((((<<  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
484  ^^^^^>>>^^^>> “DEMON BEIN’” <<^^^<<<^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/8/2009  --   0  0 
485  ^^^^~~~~~<<< “Bird-Brained, Blues-Balls Bastard” >>>~~~~~^^^^  3/12/2007  --   0  0 
486  ^^^~~~^^ “White Powder Christmas” ^^~~~^^^  3/8/2007  --   0  0 
487  ^^^~~~>>++ “POND SCUM” ++<<~~~^^^ ******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  9/30/2007  --   0  0 
488  ^^^~~> “WE MUST SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” <<<<*****************~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>>>>>! ! ! !  4/21/2007  --   0  0 
489  ^^^+++***>> ”Message To The Apathy Minded” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~*****************((((((<<  4/24/2007  --   0  0 
490  ^^~~~~> “Put A Deadly Stupid Curse On Your Lover”<~~~^^^  3/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
491  ^^>((((“SORROWFUL CHRISTMAS”)))) <^^*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++  10/15/2007  --   0  0 
492  ^~^~^~^> “DUMMY THE MUMMY” <^~^~^~^++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++****************************************>>>+++  1/14/2008  --   0  0 
493  ^<>^ “TEASE” ^<>^ (Borderline preschool mentality)  9/26/2006  --   0  1 
494  ________#####<~~~~~~>_______________“Bye-bye Bi-baby, Bye-bye”  3/21/2007  --   0  0 
495  ``````###^^**%% “MIGHTY SLUT, THE ULTIMATE HO” %%**^^###~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>****************~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>>>>>? ? ? ?  4/26/2007  --   0  0 
496  ```````````````````````` “T+H+I+R+T+E+E+N+T+H” `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````  4/13/2007  --   0  0 
497  {{>“The Problem Was You”<}}  10/16/2006  --   0  0 
498  }}}*&*& “Outer Limits Of Sexual Pleasure” &*&*{{{  1/30/2007  --   0  0 
499  }}}}^^^*** “POETRY DANCE” ***^^^{{{{  2/26/2007  10.0   1  0 
500  ~)) “Love Is A Train” ((~  10/27/2006  --   0  0 
501  ~~ “My Illusive, Second Invisible Poem” ~~  9/6/2006  --   0  1 
502  ~~ “All Kooked Up” ~~  10/11/2006  --   0  0 
503  ~~ “Dance Of Romance” ~~  9/14/2006  --   0  6 
504  ~~ “Love Is A Wheeler-Dealer” ~~  9/5/2006  --   0  1 
505  ~~ “Optimism Is Difficult” ~~  8/10/2006  --   0  2 
506  ~~ “The Day Before The Day – 9/10” ~~  9/11/2006  --   0  1 
507  ~~ “Vaginal Bliss Blues” ~~ Badda bing...! ! !  9/8/2006  --   0  1 
508  ~~# “Christmas Sucks If You’re An Idiot” #~~  12/17/2006  --   0  0 
509  ~~@~~ “Two Thousand Seven” (Haiku) ~~@~~  1/1/2007  --   0  0 
510  ~~~@@@ “Pussy’s Hungry” (Feline hypoglycemia) @@@~~~  1/26/2007  --   0  0 
511  ~~~~$$ “Lost In The Forest Of Your Love” $$~~~~~  3/19/2007  --   0  0 
512  ~~~~^^^ “PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS EYES” ^^^~~~~  2/27/2007  --   0  0 
513  ~~~~~! ! ! ! “King Wackadoo Almost Gets The Axadoo”! ! ! ! ~~~~~  3/19/2007  --   0  0 
514  ~~~~~))) “The Day The Earth Was Destroyed” (((~~~~~~  3/18/2007  --   0  0 
515  ~~~~~******** “INSRIRATION FOR EASTER SUNDAY” ***********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^++++  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
516  ~~~~~*******/// “It’s S.P.R.I.N.G.” (Innovative haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>+++  3/21/2007  10.0   1  0 
517  ~~~~~~#$%>> “POEM LOAN” (Low interest) <<%$#~~~~~  3/19/2007  --   0  0 
518  ~~~~~~**))) “Gang Bangin’ In The Hood” (Haiku) <<<<****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>  3/26/2007  --   0  0 
519  ~~~~~~~~~^^^~~~~~~~~~~~**** “BATTLE GLOBAL WARMING”  3/20/2007  --   0  0 
520  ~~~~~~~> “METHANE” <~~ (Boom boom machine) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>  3/29/2007  --   0  0 
521  ~~~~~~~>>“CONSTITUTION HAIKU”<<~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++  9/29/2009  --   0  0 
522  ~~~~~~> “Gold Bullion Free” <~~~~~~  3/1/2007  --   0  0 
523  ~~~~~~> “POEMHUNTER BITCH SLAPDOWN” (New) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>  3/22/2007  --   0  1 
524  ~~~~~~>>>>****++))) “BEDBUGS AND PARLO-TICKS” ((((<<~~~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~****((((<<<  4/11/2007  --   0  0 
525  ~~~~~> “Sonnet #247,953,006” <~~~~~~  1/11/2007  --   0  0 
526  ~~~~~>> “FOMEHUNTER PUN” <<~~~~~  3/18/2007  --   0  0 
527  ~~~~~>>>>> “ADOLESCENT POEM” <<<<<~~~~~  3/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
528  ~~~~> *We All Know Who We Are - Let’s Enjoy Our Day* <~~~~  3/31/2007  --   0  0 
529  ~~~~> “Here He Comes A-Howlin’ Again” (for Christmas) <~~~~~  3/5/2007  --   0  0 
530  ~~~~>> “Global Warming-Please Come Back” <<~~~~  2/6/2007  --   0  0 
531  ~~~~>> “God Bless King Wackadoo” <<~~~~~  3/17/2007  --   0  0 
532  ~~~~>>> “800 lb. Woman Falls, House Collapses” ~~~~~~~~~*******)))) +++++>>>$$$$$$$$  4/3/2007  --   0  1 
533  ~~~~>>> “EVERYDAY I THANK THE LORD FOR MY MOM” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  5/10/2008  --   0  0 
534  ~~~~>>>> “JUST TWO EMPTY SUITS” <<<<~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++  9/14/2008  --   0  0 
535  ~~~~>>>> “No” (Inspired by Ms. Martina) <<<<~~~~  3/17/2007  --   0  0 
536  ~~~> “UPLIFTING NEWS ON SADDAM'S VIDEO” <~~~ (Unbelievable)  1/3/2007  --   0  0 
537  ~~~>>> “Cock A Doodle Don’t” (Haiku) <<<~~~ (Cock protester)  3/18/2007  --   0  0 
538  ~~~>>> “L*O*V*E*R OF L*O*V*E – YOU ARE MY LOVER” <<<~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  8/14/2009  --   0  0 
539  ~~> “JIVE MASTER CRASH” (The Attack Of The Chicago Blog) <<~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++  12/13/2008  --   0  0 
540  ~~> “METHANE” <~~ (Boom boom machine)  12/13/2006  --   0  0 
541  ~~> “My Truly Real Fantasy” <~~  10/29/2006  --   0  0 
542  ~~> “Tasteless, Degrading Remarks” <~~  11/2/2006  --   0  0 
543  ~~> “Who Cares? ” <~~  10/20/2006  --   0  0 
544  ~~> “Woodstock Peace Bubble” <~~ (Urgent notice)  11/17/2006  --   0  1 
545  ~~> 'WAR, THE UNWANTED EVIL' <~~  9/5/2006  --   0  1 
546  ~~>“High Definition Ignorance”<~~  9/17/2006  --   0  1 
547  ~~>+++ “Let’s Kiss For Christmas” +++<~~  1/30/2007  --   0  0 
548  ~~>> “Spiked Heeled Baby” <<~~  11/25/2006  --   0  0 
549  ~+++~ “When Lord Jesus Rules Your Soul” (Haiku) ~+++~  1/27/2007  --   0  1 
550  ~> “PoemHunter Soul” (Haiku tribute) <~  10/4/2006  --   0  1 
551  ~>))) <>((“TM’s 2007 “You Write The Lines” Poetry Game”)) <>(((<~  1/4/2007  --   0  0 
552  ~>“Former Famous Presidential Quote”<~ Badda bing...! ! !  9/26/2006  --   0  1 
553  ~>“The True Meaning Of Evol”<~  10/9/2006  --   0  0 
554  ~>> “DEAD (Dummy) BRAIN” Haiku <<~  10/31/2006  --   0  0 
555  ~>> “Diary Of A Recovering Inept Liberal” <<~  3/17/2007  10.0   1  0 
556  ‘And Jesus Whispered, “Forgive Him Father” (“He is beyond our help”) ’  3/5/2007  --   0  1 
557  ‘Edwards promises, “He Will Raise Taxes” – He’s real sharp’….! ! !  2/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
558  ‘GORE EXCLAIMS’, “KARAOKE INCREASES GLOBAL WARMING”  3/25/2007  --   0  0 
559  ‘JUDGE SAYS, “DR. DEATH WILL GET LIFE”….! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  6/1/2007  --   0  1 
560  “*** 'My Baby Took Off With Jesus” - Lucky Her, Lonely Me***  9/5/2006  --   0  1 
561  “\\(4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ - #♪ ♫ ♪ - “MUSIC - MUSIC - MUSIC” - #♪ ♫ ♪ - (4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ //”  8/1/2009  --   0  0 
562  “9/10 – The Day Before The Day”  9/11/2006  --   0  0 
563  “A Beautiful Night Of Christmas Silence”  11/27/2006  --   0  0 
564  “A Liberal’s Wrath”  7/21/2006  --   0  0 
565  “A Loose Caboose Makin’ Love To A Blue Kangaroo” (Without protection)  1/9/2007  --   0  0 
566  “A PEACE LOVING LIBERAL’S FANTASY” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  6/30/2007  --   0  0 
567  “A Short Parody On Myself”- Badda bing….! ! !  11/10/2006  --   0  0 
568  “A Slug Who Became A Slut” (Wayward Slug Home)  2/8/2007  --   0  0 
569  “Abyss On Christmas” (You can't get sadder than this...! ! !)  12/10/2006  --   0  0 
570  “ACLU Christmas Cancellation Petition”  12/4/2006  --   0  0 
571  “After The Bang” (unisexversion) – Badda bing…! ! !  11/24/2006  --   0  0 
572  “Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Message From Sean North”  12/30/2006  10.0   4  0 
573  “Al Qaeda Approves Election Results”  11/10/2006  --   0  0 
574  “AL QAEDA DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO PLAN AN ATTACK”++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>>+++  7/13/2007  --   0  0 
575  “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SEAN NORTH POEM”<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>  4/28/2007  --   0  0 
576  “All I Want For Christmas Is My Boob Job Refund” - Badda bing….! ! !  12/20/2006  --   0  0 
577  “All PoemHunter Poets Please Consider This”  1/9/2007  10.0   2  0 
578  “Almighty Forfeits Credibility” (Clash Of The Gods) - Big Badda Bing...! ! !  9/9/2006  --   0  0 
579  “AlQaeda Endorses Pelosi’s New Seat” - Badda huh....? ? ?  1/1/2007  --   0  0 
580  “An Ode To Money Owed And Blowed”-Badda bing...! ! !  10/21/2006  --   0  0 
581  “An Ultra-Sincere, Open Letter To Scam Artists”  1/11/2007  --   0  0 
582  “Another Bout With The Feeling Of Doubt”  10/16/2006  --   0  0 
583  “Another Mate ~ Won’t Wait”  1/9/2007  --   0  0 
584  “Apology Tutorial For Offensive Remarks Against The ‘Other’ Religion”…! ! ! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+  8/5/2007  --   0  0 
585  “As The Magical Mist Of Christmas Fades Into Global Warming”  1/9/2007  10.0   1  0 
586  “ATHEISTS THINK THIS IS DECEMBER FOOL’S DAY”  12/25/2007  --   0  0 
587  “Attention Financial Deals, Our Negotiable Amount Is Now Lower”  2/7/2007  --   0  0 
588  “Attention Scam Artists Looking For Monetary Help From Poets”  1/9/2007  --   0  0 
589  “ATTENTION, All Fine PoemHunter Poets” (Poem game)  1/7/2007  --   0  0 
590  “Attention: Bombshell Coming At 6: 00pm EST”  9/13/2006  --   0  0 
591  “Baboon On The Moon” (Haiku for a psycho) – Badda bing….! ! !  2/10/2007  --   0  0 
592  “Baby Boomer Terrorist Health Care” – Badda bing…! !  8/24/2006  --   0  0 
593  “BABY GOT MAD AT GRANDPA ON CHRISTMAS”  12/17/2006  --   0  0 
594  “Badda Bing Christmas” – Badda bing….! ! !  12/24/2006  --   0  1 
595  “Balloon Boobed Baby With The Badda Bing Booty”  9/6/2006  --   0  0 
596  “Best Incorrect Haiku First Prize Winner” (Runner up)  1/12/2007  --   0  0 
597  “Big Bang Boom Baby” (Two Haikus) -Badda bing....! ! ! PG-13  11/23/2006  --   0  0 
598  “BIG BANGIN’ BAD BANG” - Badda bing....! ! !  2/8/2007  --   0  0 
599  “BIG-LIB MENTAL GIANT, ROSIE & MICHAEL’S LEFT-WING VIEWS”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>>  7/2/2007  --   0  0 
600  “BIG-LIB MENTAL GIANT, ROSIE & MICHAEL’S LEFT-WING VIEWS”+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~+++++  6/30/2007  --   0  0 
601  “Bitter Ending Love” (A serious set of lyrics)  1/9/2007  --   0  0 
602  “Bless Me With The Grace Of Your Love”  1/1/2007  --   0  0 
603  “Bless Our Love Saint Valentine”  1/21/2007  --   0  0 
604  “Blood Donors & Ventriloquists Are Being Sought”  1/19/2007  --   0  0 
605  “BLOOD” (Haiku)  12/5/2006  --   0  0 
606  “BOOMIN’, BIG BALLOON BUSTED, BOMBASTIC, BADDA-BING BANGIN’ BABY” ****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++  11/28/2008  --   0  0 
607  “Bozoism For Dummies' - by a bozo - Badda bing!  8/28/2006  --   0  0 
608  “BRAIN DEAD THOUGHTS”  11/4/2006  --   0  0 
609  “Brain Laser Intervention For Lobotomy Victims” (Free) - Badda bing...! ! !  1/25/2007  --   0  0 
610  “Breezy, Cool And Easy”  7/9/2006  --   0  0 
611  “Bucked Off By The Big Buckin’ Bull”  10/29/2006  --   0  0 
612  “Cactus Heart”  1/5/2007  --   0  1 
613  “Calculate How Long Your Lover Will Stick Around” (Amazing)  1/8/2007  --   0  0 
614  “Capping Volcanoes & Sun Spots Will Stop Global Warming”  2/4/2007  --   0  0 
615  “CAREFREE LIFE OF A JIHADIST” (72 Rosie O’Donnells)  4/22/2008  --   0  0 
616  “Caution, This May Be Radioactive” (The first HD-haiku)  1/17/2007  --   0  0 
617  “Certified Anti-Fool Tablet”  8/7/2006  --   0  0 
618  “CERTIFIED KOOK”  10/23/2006  --   0  0 
619  “Challenging Situation”  7/5/2006  --   0  0 
620  “CHOCOLATE NUDE FOOLS” (R-XXX+) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
621  “Christmas Demolition Momma”- Badda bing….! ! !  11/28/2006  --   0  0 
622  “CHRISTMAS EARTHQUAKE” (Praise Jesus Christ....! ! !)  12/7/2006  --   0  0 
623  “CHRISTMAS FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO EARN OVER $723,000 A YEAR” >>>+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>>++++  7/30/2007  --   0  0 
624  “CHRISTMAS FOR PEOPLE WHO EARN LESS THAN $2,000,020 A YEAR” (Adjusted Gross Income) *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++  12/24/2008  --   0  0 
625  “Christmas In A Snowstorm Of Love”  12/20/2006  --   0  0 
626  “Christmas In Iraq Study Group” (Smart, qualified panel?) (2 Haikus)  12/6/2006  --   0  0 
627  “CHRISTMAS IS APPROXIMATELY 211 DAYS AWAY” +++>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>? ? ? ?  6/6/2007  --   0  0 
628  “Christmas Isn’t Christmas While You’re Gone”  11/30/2006  --   0  2 
629  “CHRISTMAS KISS”  12/10/2006  --   0  0 
630  “CHRISTMAS MORON”- Badda bing….! ! !  12/3/2006  --   0  0 
631  “Christmas Push Up Bra” - Badda bing.....! ! !  12/11/2006  --   0  0 
632  “Christmas Pussy”  11/27/2006  --   0  0 
633  “CHRISTMAS SACRIFICE”  1/30/2007  --   0  0 
634  “Christmas Snow In April With All The Global Warming' >>>~~~~~~***********************>>>? ? ? ? ? ? ?  4/11/2007  --   0  0 
635  “CHRISTMAS SO BLUE”  12/16/2006  10.0   1  0 
636  “Christmas Sucks For The Homeless” (3 Haikus)  11/29/2006  --   0  0 
637  “Christmas Time For A Slug” -Badda bing....! ! !  12/6/2006  --   0  0 
638  “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #1 (Six stanzas)  12/24/2006  --   0  0 
639  “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #2 (six stanzas)  12/24/2006  --   0  0 
640  “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #3 (In six stanzas)  12/24/2006  10.0   1  0 
641  “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” Stanzas #4,5 & 6.  12/25/2006  1.0   1  0 
642  “Claims He Had Close Ties With The Deceased Legend”  12/26/2006  --   0  0 
643  “Cleanse Me with The Mercy Of Your Love Dear Lord”  1/8/2007  10.0   1  0 
644  “Cloning Of Snow a/k/a Snow Cloning” (Unbelievable….! ! !)  1/10/2007  --   0  0 
645  “Cold Turkey Terrorist Rehab & Retirement Facility” - Badda Bing...! ! !  8/22/2006  --   0  0 
646  “Common Sense Versus Ignorance” - Badda bing bang boom....! ! !  12/10/2006  --   0  0 
647  “Complaint Department” – Badda bing….! ! !  12/30/2006  --   0  0 
648  “Confessions Of A Bungled Semi-Suicidal Moron” (Paragraph seven)  12/18/2006  --   0  0 
649  “Confidential Letter To Another Lifetime”  1/24/2007  --   0  0 
650  “Conflict Beyond Our Lifetime”  7/16/2006  --   0  0 
651  “COOL VIEWS FOR CERTIFIED IDIOTS” - Badda bing....! ! !  1/25/2007  --   0  0 
652  “Correct Syllable Count For A Hiaku” (Attention haiku convention)  1/9/2007  --   0  1 
653  “Correct Syllable Count For A 'Prize-Winning' Hiaku” (On planet Earth)  1/7/2007  --   0  0 
654  “Cosmic Cloned Methane Fart” (Battery operated)  12/30/2006  --   0  0 
655  “COULD LIFE MERELY BE A MULTI-DIMENSIONAL ILLUSION”…..? ? ?  6/5/2008  --   0  0 
656  “COURAGEOUS CHRISTMAS” (Sincere Thanks To Our Troops)  2/19/2007  10.0   1  0 
657  “Covert Members And Poetic Spies Please Reveal Yourselves Below”  2/6/2007  10.0   1  0 
658  “CREATEANEWRELIGION.COM” - Badda bing...! ! !  10/19/2006  --   0  0 
659  “Damn Right I Care”  7/14/2006  --   0  0 
660  “DAWNING OF GLOBAL YAWNING” (Fluctuations)  1/23/2007  --   0  0 
661  “Deals Under 200,000,000,000 Need Not Apply” - Badda bing....! ! !  1/25/2007  --   0  0 
662  “Death Awaits Our Final Bow”  10/22/2006  --   0  0 
663  “Death Ray” (Haiku)  12/27/2006  --   0  0 
664  “DEATH TO LIFE”  7/29/2006  --   0  0 
665  “Deep In The Dungeon Of Death”  11/5/2006  --   0  0 
666  “Deepest, Sweetest, Secrets”  7/13/2006  --   0  1 
667  “Demise Of Stupidity”  7/27/2006  --   0  0 
668  “DERVISH & SUPER HEROES HONOR JESUS FOR EASTER” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~****  4/6/2007  --   0  0 
669  “DID YOU ACTUALLY KNOW JIM JONES OR DAVID KORESH”…..? ? ?  2/23/2009  --   0  0 
670  “Dirt In My Microwave” (the ultimate put-down) << Badda bing…! ! !  8/26/2006  --   0  0 
671  “Discover And Check Over Four Billion” (It's easy....! ! !)  12/16/2006  --   0  0 
672  “DNA Of Christmas”  12/6/2006  --   0  0 
673  “DOCTOR, WHETHER YOU’RE A SUICIDE BOMBER OR NOT” >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  7/8/2007  --   0  0 
674  “DOES JIMMY CARTER MAKE THE LIBERALS PROUD”…..? ? ?  4/16/2008  --   0  0 
675  “Doesn’t Anyone Get The Haiku Syllable Count Right”…? ? ?  1/11/2007  --   0  0 
676  “DON’T INCREASE GLOBAL WARMING ON A BELATED VALENTINE’S DAY”>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************>>>+++  2/14/2008  --   0  0 
677  “DON’T LOVE ME LIKE THAT” (Haiku)  1/21/2007  --   0  0 
678  “DON’T MISS THE SAGA OF THE MOON GODDESS” (COMING SOON) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ?  5/26/2007  --   0  0 
679  “Doo Wop Christmas” - Badda bing....! ! !  12/3/2006  --   0  0 
680  “DOOM And The TIDE Of DEATH”  11/22/2006  --   0  0 
681  “DREAM SEQUENCE #16” (Sinatra, Dean & Sammy) >>>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/7/2007  --   0  0 
682  “Dreamless” (Haiku)  10/23/2006  --   0  0 
683  “Dumb & Free Or Free & Dumb? ” – Badda Bing..!  8/21/2006  --   0  0 
684  “Ebonics Versus Woponics” (A Farce To Be Ridiculous)  8/20/2006  --   0  0 
685  “ELVIS’ NINE COMMANDMENTS” (30 years today) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/16/2007  --   0  0 
686  “Emotionally Evil”  7/13/2006  --   0  1 
687  “Envisioning An Invisible Object”  10/7/2006  --   0  0 
688  “Equine Exorcism” (Haiku)  12/28/2006  --   0  0 
689  “EVERYDAY IS APRIL FOOL’S DAY FOR *** *****”  6/10/2009  --   0  0 
690  “Everyone Knows One And Has One”  8/18/2006  --   0  0 
691  “Everyone’s A Poet”  7/27/2006  --   0  0 
692  “Evil Prayer” (Of The Diabolic Empires)  7/17/2006  --   0  0 
693  “EXPERT BRAIN REPAIR & SERVICE” - Badda bing....! ! !  2/1/2007  --   0  1 
694  “Experts Succeed Moving Whales Back To Sea (And Rosie Off The View) ” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ?  6/1/2007  --   0  0 
695  “Extra-mental***, Experimental, Exceptional, Expedition”  1/15/2007  --   0  0 
696  “Extraterrestrial Poem Of Stupidity” (Political Sci-Fi) - Badda bing...! ! !  9/14/2006  --   0  0 
697  “EXTRATERRESTRIALS DECLARE WAR ON ALL EARTHLY RELIGIONS”  8/27/2007  --   0  0 
698  “Extremely Angry”  7/28/2006  --   0  0 
699  “Extremely Bothered By Spying” - Badda bing....! ! !  1/1/2007  --   0  0 
700  “Facade Of Evil”  7/17/2006  --   0  0 
701  “Fallen Angel Sluts Steal Harps” - Badda bing...! !  8/30/2006  --   0  0 
702  “Fantasy Interview With A Professional Terrorist“ (Labor Of Pure Hatred)  1/16/2007  --   0  0 
703  “February Fourteenth” (A Valentine's day of true love)  1/23/2007  --   0  0 
704  “Fictitious Dream I Can’t Remember”  10/30/2006  --   0  0 
705  “Fight For Your Survival” (Optimism intensified)  10/1/2006  --   0  0 
706  “Filthy, Dirty, Poem” (“Filthiest Poem In Creation”) Rated XXX  6/23/2006  --   0  2 
707  “FINALLY >> A POEM TO ELEVATE US LOW-LIFES” -Badda-bing....! ! ! ***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++  8/3/2007  --   0  0 
708  “Find Your True Love Valentine In Three Minutes” (It works….! ! !)  1/23/2007  --   0  0 
709  “Flash Gordon, Howlin’, King Wackadoo And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#13/4)  3/15/2007  6.3   3  0 
710  “Flash, Dervish And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#5)  2/28/2007  --   0  0 
711  “Flash, Howlin’And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming”(#4)  2/28/2007  10.0   1  0 
712  “Flying Saucer Crashes Before Christmas” - Badda bing....! ! !  12/14/2006  --   0  0 
713  “FOOLS EVE” (List of Fools) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****  3/31/2007  --   0  0 
714  “Fools On Parade”  7/20/2006  --   0  0 
715  “FREE ADVERTISING ON POEMHUNTER TOO? ? ? '  3/9/2007  3.0   1  0 
716  “Free Bozo Lessons” - (you pay shipping) – Badda bing!  8/28/2006  --   0  0 
717  “FREE TOWEL CLEANING FOR TERRORISTS” >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/8/2007  --   0  1 
718  “G*O*D B*L*E*S*S A*L*L P*O*E*M*H*U*N*T*E*R M*O*T*H*E*R*S” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ?  5/13/2007  --   0  0 
719  “Generic Prayer To All Gods Of The Universe” (ALL GODS LISTEN)  1/16/2007  --   0  0 
720  “Genocide Of Hangnails” (A previously unspoken subject)  1/26/2007  --   0  0 
721  “Ghost In My Vodka” (In 3 Dimension HD)  1/18/2007  --   0  0 
722  “Go Israel Go”  7/17/2006  --   0  0 
723  “Go Screw”  8/12/2006  --   0  0 
724  “Gobble Gobble, Quack, Quack” (Thanksgiving yarn) R13  11/2/2006  --   0  1 
725  “God Bless The Naive”  10/23/2006  --   0  0 
726  “God Bless The Totally Lame UN”  7/20/2006  --   0  0 
727  “God Has A Problem” (Urgent God Business)  9/1/2006  --   0  1 
728  “God Has Writer’s Block” (Haiku)  11/17/2006  --   0  0 
729  “'GOD IS GREAT” (Comparison shopping) -Badda bing…! ! !  10/19/2006  --   0  0 
730  “God Loves His I-Pod” (That He got for Christmas)  11/28/2006  --   0  0 
731  “GOD OF ALL GODS” (The God that other Gods answer to)  1/25/2007  --   0  1 
732  “God Responds To Critics” (No Virgins In Heaven! ! !)  9/2/2006  --   0  0 
733  “Goo Gah Goo Haiku” (Pre-natal 1st runner up award in North Korea)  1/22/2007  --   0  0 
734  “Good Head – Bad Head (versus) Good Cop – Bad Cop” -Badda bing....! ! !  11/13/2006  --   0  0 
735  “Good Lord Help Me Hold On'  7/13/2006  --   0  0 
736  “Got A Soul…? ? ? Need A Mate”….? ? ? (Call now….! ! !)  12/27/2006  --   0  0 
737  “Government Warning” -(Rated 'M' for mindless)  11/4/2006  --   0  0 
738  “Grandma Got Pregnant On Christmas This Year” - Badda bang....! ! !  12/25/2006  --   0  0 
739  “Great Global Warming Swindle” > Video< (URGENT....! ! !)  3/21/2007  --   0  0 
740  “GREY EXTRATERRESTRIALS TINTED GREEN FOR ST. PAT’S DAY’  3/17/2009  --   0  0 
741  “Groundhog Bored* Of Directors Nominates Me” - Badda bing.....! ! !  2/2/2007  --   0  0 
742  “Haiku Expert With PhD, MgA, IrP, & DdT, Sets Seminar Date”  1/12/2007  --   0  0 
743  “Hail Cosmetology…., Our New Religion” –Badda bing….! ! !  2/7/2007  --   0  0 
744  “Hail Radical Stupidity” (Arithmatholgy) –Badda bing…! ! !  9/27/2006  --   0  0 
745  “Halloween Is Over” (Praise The Lord)  10/31/2006  --   0  0 
746  “Halloween Witch On Broom Collides With Christmas Santa”-Badda bing..! !  12/7/2006  --   0  0 
747  “Has Anyone Told You Lately That You’re A Big Jackass Jerk”….? ? ? ************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  5/2/2007  --   0  0 
748  “Hello Valentine” (Haiku)  1/21/2007  --   0  0 
749  “Hey Stupid, You’ve Got A New Reader Comment, From Yourself”  1/27/2008  --   0  0 
750  “Hezbollah Is A Wonderful Terrorist Organization”  8/17/2006  --   0  0 
751  “High Definition Heteroscope” - Badda bing, but what the hell...? ?  1/17/2007  --   0  0 
752  “HIS RUSTED MIND IS AN APOCRYPHAL CLICHÉ” >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/14/2007  --   0  0 
753  “HOLIDAY YULETIDE DREAMIN’”  12/13/2006  --   0  0 
754  “Holy Hosanna”  7/13/2006  --   0  0 
755  “Honka Bonkas Of The Tookas” –Badda bing..! ! !  10/17/2006  --   0  0 
756  “Hooker Screws Covert Agent And Stuffs Her Bra With Anthrax”  3/23/2007  --   0  0 
757  “Hookers Attack Al Qaeda Bombers” - Badda bing....! ! !  9/15/2006  --   0  0 
758  “Hot Hamster Henry Hits Hamster Heaven”  1/9/2007  --   0  0 
759  “Howlin’ Dervish” (Inspired by Aldo Krass)  3/1/2007  10.0   1  0 
760  “Hump Of A Camel”a/k/a (A Camel’s Hump) -Badda bing…! ! !  10/21/2006  --   0  0 
761  “Humpy The One Hump Camel” (Haiku) - Badda bing…! ! !  11/5/2006  --   0  0 
762  “Hussein’s Really Not A Bad Tyrant”  11/5/2006  --   0  0 
763  “I Can’t Blame You (For Not Reading Me) So If You’re Smart, Don’t Read This”  12/26/2006  --   0  0 
764  “I Could Fall In Love With You”  7/13/2006  --   0  0 
765  “I Know I’m Nuts, Because 3 Squirrels Attacked Me” - Badda bing....! ! !  11/17/2006  --   0  0 
766  “I Love Christmas Like I Love You”  12/13/2006  --   0  2 
767  “I Love Your Pheromones” (Haiku)  10/21/2006  --   0  0 
768  “I Pod, Bi Pod, Tri Pod, Your Pod, My Pod, High Pod, Why Pod”  3/26/2007  10.0   1  0 
769  “I SURRENDER”  7/29/2006  --   0  0 
770  “I Wanna Get Witchchoo For Christmas” - Badda bang....! ! !  2/10/2007  --   0  1 
771  “I Want To Give The Devil Polonium 215 For Christmas”  12/1/2006  --   0  0 
772  “I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HARM IT MAY CAUSE, SO PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS”  6/3/2008  --   0  0 
773  “I Would Be Extremely Embarrassed” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>>  4/24/2007  --   0  0 
774  “I’d Rather Not See You Now” (Love & Romance)  8/29/2006  --   0  0 
775  “I’M EXTREMELY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT AMERICA” (T.M.,2000) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/25/2007  --   0  0 
776  “I’m On My Own Ban List” - Badda ban bing.....! ! !  12/28/2006  --   0  0 
777  “I’m Read Just By Mistake” (Haiku #1 & #2)  12/26/2006  --   0  0 
778  “I’m Ready For The Candy Baby”  1/16/2007  --   0  0 
779  “I’m Still Not Sick Of You”  10/9/2006  --   0  1 
780  “I’veFallenInLoveWithYourPicture”  11/12/2006  --   0  0 
781  “Idiot’s Guide To Successful Suicide” - FREE....! ! ! !  1/8/2007  --   0  1 
782  “Idiot's Quick & Easy Solution On Pollution & Global Warming”  2/3/2007  --   0  0 
783  “If Creativity Could Speak” (Would would it say…? ? ?)  1/23/2007  --   0  0 
784  “If I Die Before We Meet”  11/16/2006  --   0  0 
785  “If It Only Would Rain”  7/12/2006  --   0  0 
786  “If Possible, Do Not Memorize These Ridiculous Phrases”  7/13/2006  --   0  0 
787  “If You Don’t Like This Poem, My Next One’s Free” (In HD)  1/18/2007  --   0  0 
788  “IF YOU DON’T TELL ME” (Haiku)  11/27/2006  --   0  0 
789  “If You Find Me”  7/17/2006  --   0  0 
790  “If You Kill Me On Christmas”  12/4/2006  --   0  0 
791  “In A Bubble”  7/16/2006  --   0  0 
792  “IN THE TOILET” (Rockabilly bathroom romance)  12/4/2006  --   0  0 
793  “INSANE GIANT WATERMELON FINDS JESUS AFTER ATTACKING BRAIN SURGEON”  9/2/2007  --   0  0 
794  “Inspirational Christmas”  12/7/2006  --   0  0 
795  “Invisible Heart”  7/26/2006  --   0  0 
796  “Is BinLaden Sad Or Gay? ” (or dead..? ?)  9/3/2006  --   0  0 
797  “Israel Gave Up The Gaza Strip” (For What?)  7/14/2006  --   0  0 
798  “Israel Is Absolutely Right”  7/15/2006  --   0  0 
799  “It Could Be Raining On The Moon”  10/26/2006  --   0  0 
800  “It Won’t Be A Merry Christmas”  11/27/2006  --   0  0 
801  “IT’S ‘ALL I AM IS JUST ME’” (Haiku) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/24/2007  --   0  0 
802  “It’s A Secret” (We can never reveal it....! ! !)  1/5/2007  --   0  0 
803  “IT’S FUN TO BE A BIG SLUT ON CHRISTMAS” (Snow Ho) <<<+++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>++++  8/3/2007  --   0  0 
804  “Jackie Mason Is A Total Trip” - Badda bing....! ! !  11/17/2006  --   0  0 
805  “JESUS CAME BETWEEN US” - Badda bing...! ! !  9/8/2006  --   0  0 
806  “Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss, Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss, Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss” *+*+*+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>  3/24/2007  --   0  0 
807  “JOHN (NO SHOT) EDWARDS, KEEP YOUR DAY JOB”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/2/2007  --   0  0 
808  “Jonathan, Tell Me You’re Kidding..., Please” – Badda bing…! ! !  11/18/2006  --   0  0 
809  “JUST PUT YOUR BLOUSE ON” (We don’t have time to find your bra)  5/8/2008  --   0  0 
810  “Karaoke Experts Report On Embryonic Stem Cell Global Warming Phones”  2/7/2007  --   0  0 
811  “Keep It On The High Ground”  7/12/2006  --   0  0 
812  “Keep The Spirit Of Christmas Alive”  9/4/2006  --   0  1 
813  “Kidnap Satan” (Rated XXX for violence)  10/28/2006  --   0  0 
814  “King Wackadoo And Superman Break Up The Slapdown” {Super hero series} (c)  3/22/2007  10.0   1  0 
815  “King Wackadoo Unveils The Latest Super Hero ‘ULTIMATE PUSSY’”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>  3/29/2007  --   0  0 
816  “Kiss Of Jesus”  12/29/2006  --   0  0 
817  “KLANGFARBENMELODIE” ♫ ♫ - ♪ ♫ ♪ <<++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++  2/29/2008  --   0  0 
818  “Klu Klux Klan Rejects Season Changes And Global Warming”  12/14/2006  --   0  0 
819  “Labeled Inept By An Ultra Professional Poetry Teacher” - Badda bing….! ! !  12/9/2006  --   0  0 
820  “Labor Of Hate” (Fantasy Interview With A Pro Terrorist)  8/20/2006  --   0  0 
821  “Learthess HomePunter & Loempess” (Dyslexic Moronism)  3/18/2007  --   0  0 
822  “Leave Hitler Alone, He’s A Very Nice Guy”  9/6/2006  --   0  0 
823  “Let’s All Sing The Circumcision Song” (Educational Material)  3/6/2007  --   0  0 
824  “Let’s Appease North Korea Again”-Bingo…! ! !  10/14/2006  --   0  0 
825  “Liberal Lament” (Iraq or Wal-Mart? ?)  8/17/2006  --   0  0 
826  “Lighten Up And Make The Best Of It” (Optimism Is Alive…! ! !)  1/27/2007  10.0   1  0 
827  “Listen Up Patriots”  7/18/2006  --   0  0 
828  “Listless Christmas” (For a dear friend's sorrow)  12/5/2006  10.0   1  0 
829  “Livin’ In The Light Of The Lord”  7/16/2006  --   0  0 
830  “LOok wHo’s RoCkiN’ tHe DawN” (OuR mAN SeAn)  10/12/2006  --   0  0 
831  “Lord Bless This Wondrous Christmas” (And every Christmas yet to come)  12/11/2006  10.0   1  3 
832  “Lord, Hear Us Worship You”  7/26/2006  --   0  0 
833  “Lord, Tell me Why”  8/12/2006  --   0  1 
834  “Losing My Patients With God” (God’s responses by Susie Q) ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************(((  4/6/2007  --   0  1 
835  “Love Him Silly Baby” - Badda bing, bang bang....! ! !  12/1/2006  --   0  0 
836  “LOVE IS A THIEF”  10/21/2006  --   0  0 
837  “LOVE RIDES ON THE LINE” (Haiku)  9/29/2006  --   0  0 
838  “LOVELY CHRISTMAS VALENTINE”  2/4/2007  --   0  0 
839  “Lullaby For Suicide Bombers” (to hell with victims, killers deserve rights…! !)  9/21/2006  --   0  0 
840  “LUSTFUL FEELINGS” (Adults only)  1/14/2007  --   0  0 
841  “Mad Camels Devour Suicide Bombers”- Badda bing…! ! !  9/14/2006  --   0  0 
842  “Mafia Vows To Protect Pope” WARNING, (x-rated > infers explicit mob language)  9/19/2006  --   0  0 
843  “Make Me Moan”  8/12/2006  --   0  0 
844  “MARTIAN CHRISTMAS” (Yuletide in space)  11/30/2006  --   0  1 
845  “MEMORIAL MONDAY” (from T.M.’s patriotic CD, ‘Country Freedom 43′ ;)  5/26/2008  --   0  0 
846  “Memories Of An Uncomplicated Age”  12/6/2006  --   0  0 
847  “MENTAL DENTAL” - (Brain Scan, Root Canal & Drain Cleaning) Badda bing......! ! !  12/27/2006  --   0  0 
848  “MERRY CHRISTMAS - TO ALL YOU FINE POEMHUNTER MEMBERS”  12/24/2008  --   0  0 
849  “Meteor Collides With Earth” (Haiku)  1/16/2007  10.0   2  0 
850  “Meteor Shower Tonight After Midnight” (Haiku)  11/18/2006  --   0  0 
851  “More Amorous Than Love”  8/17/2006  --   0  0 
852  “Moron Achievement Awards” - Badda bing....! ! !  11/2/2006  --   0  0 
853  “Morons Believe Terror’s Not A Problem” (5 Haikus)  9/29/2006  --   0  0 
854  “MORONS UNITE”  7/27/2006  --   0  0 
855  “MUSIC OF CHRISTMAS”  1/16/2007  --   0  0 
856  “My Baby Loves To Fool Around On Christmas” - Badda bing bang....! ! !  12/11/2006  --   0  0 
857  “My Cell Phone Tried To Kill Me”  8/19/2006  --   0  0 
858  “MY DAD BOUGHT ME MY FIRST GUITAR” +++>>>*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~>>>>>+++  6/17/2007  --   0  0 
859  “My Daddy Must Be A Suicide Bomber” (Cause I hear boom booms in his room)  12/1/2006  --   0  1 
860  “My Favorites Are #2,5,8,13 & 15”  12/4/2006  --   0  0 
861  “My Hatred For Love”  7/31/2006  --   0  0 
862  “My Wish List For Christmas” (A sincere prayer for everyone)  12/5/2006  --   0  1 
863  “Mystique Freak”  8/26/2006  --   0  0 
864  “N*E*G*A*T*I*V*I*S*M”~“P*E*S*S*I*M*I*S*M”~“C*Y*N*I*C*I*S*M” >>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++  9/16/2007  --   0  0 
865  “Na ne na na na na' (silliness intensified)  8/30/2006  --   0  1 
866  “Naturally-Caused Global Warming Is A Big Farce” (It’s all our fault)  2/22/2007  --   0  0 
867  “Nausea In The Passion Of Naughty Stem Cell Phone Line Love” - Badda bang....! ! !  1/3/2007  --   0  0 
868  “New HD Karaoke And Disco Poetry” (It’s mesmerizing)  2/26/2007  --   0  0 
869  “New Poem Game Desperately Needs More Lines From You”  1/7/2007  --   0  0 
870  “NIKKI, PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR A CHANGE”….! ! ! ++++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************? ? ? ? ?  5/13/2007  --   0  0 
871  “NIKKI, THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE GOIN’ ON”  4/24/2007  --   0  0 
872  “NINE COMMANDMENTS FROM THE GHOST OF ELVIS”  3/13/2007  --   0  1 
873  “No Class Disappointment”  7/15/2006  --   0  0 
874  “No One Cares About My Basil Plant”  8/24/2006  --   0  0 
875  “No Wine While On Line” (You’ll get a fine or jail time)  1/25/2007  --   0  1 
876  “Nobody Reads My Stuff”  8/19/2006  --   0  0 
877  “North Pole WMDs Reported”- Santa Claus (Badda-bing)  9/9/2006  --   0  0 
878  “Nu Koo Koo Haiku” (Rated 'C' for crazy..., and correct)  1/22/2007  --   0  0 
879  “Ode To a Liberal Wanna Be Political Poet”  8/18/2006  --   0  0 
880  “Ode To The All-Knowing, Smarter People”  7/16/2006  --   0  0 
881  “Offend Them”…? ? ? You’re Kidding…! ! ! (They Intend To Eradicate Us)  9/17/2006  --   0  0 
882  “Oh What A Fright” (Halloween haiku)  10/31/2006  --   0  0 
883  “On Being A Slut” (Female version)  11/1/2006  --   0  1 
884  “On Being A Slut” (Male version)  11/1/2006  --   0  1 
885  “One Step Before Dawn”  7/2/2006  --   0  1 
886  “Only A Silly Farce” (On The Heating Of The Earth)  7/10/2006  --   0  0 
887  “Only Disco Can Lower Gas Prices”  8/14/2006  --   0  0 
888  “ONLY KARAOKE CAN DEFEAT TERRORISM”  7/31/2006  --   0  0 
889  “Optimism Is Running Rampant In America”  1/16/2007  --   0  0 
890  “Optimism On The Impossible Quest”  7/17/2006  --   0  0 
891  “Oral Contact With A Space Humanoid”  10/20/2006  --   0  0 
892  “Our Allies Will Not Fail”  7/26/2006  --   0  0 
893  “OUR STATES ARE BLESSED WITH THE GREATEST PEOPLE AND FRIENDS”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/4/2007  --   0  0 
894  “Oyster’s Lament & Plea”  1/5/2007  --   0  0 
895  “Passionate Poets Of Doom And Gloom”  9/11/2006  --   0  0 
896  “Past Christmas Regression Of A UFO Abduction” (In high def)  1/18/2007  --   0  0 
897  “Patriotic Whore” (Haiku)  11/20/2006  --   0  0 
898  “Peace Doesn’t Emerge From Appeasement”  7/15/2006  --   0  0 
899  “Peace That Will Last Forever”  7/16/2006  --   0  0 
900  “Peace To The World' ***  7/16/2006  --   0  0 
901  “PEACE, THE IMPOSSIBLE QUEST? ? ? ”  7/30/2006  --   0  0 
902  “PEDOPHILES” (2 Haikus)  10/6/2006  --   0  0 
903  “People Who Read Trade Martin Also Read”  11/17/2006  --   0  0 
904  “Perversion To The Max”  7/18/2006  --   0  0 
905  “PERVERTS POINT TO POTENTIAL FIRST PERVERT” (Sexually ridiculous) +~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>>+++  8/28/2007  --   0  1 
906  “Pigs Disappointed'- Badda bing..., (No, not those pigs)  9/13/2006  --   0  1 
907  “PIZZA JESUS (NUDE) CREATED BY 'PIZZA TOP' ON POEMHUNTER” (With Velveeta cheese) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  5/18/2007  --   0  0 
908  “Please Don’t Tell Anyone About This”  7/4/2006  --   0  0 
909  “Pledging My Life To The Lord”  9/10/2006  --   0  0 
910  “Pluto Demoted”— Badda bing….! ! !  8/24/2006  --   0  0 
911  “Poem For Tomorrow And Yesterday”  2/3/2007  --   0  1 
912  “Poem Hunter Idols”  7/25/2006  --   0  0 
913  “Poem Of All Poems”  7/8/2006  --   0  0 
914  “POEMHUNTER CHRISTMAS” (Rhyming Night)  12/23/2006  --   0  0 
915  “PoemHunter HD Poems (Laser) On Hard Disc? ? ” (Haiku)  1/18/2007  --   0  1 
916  “PoemHunter Poets, Please Consider Participating”  1/5/2007  --   0  0 
917  “POET DESPERATELY NEEDED AS DENTAL ASSISTANT” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>  7/23/2007  --   0  0 
918  “POET PROTECTION PROGRAM” (The party's over....! ! !)  2/2/2007  --   0  0 
919  “Polar Bear KARAOKE In The Artic Circle”<<<**++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  3/22/2007  --   0  0 
920  “Political Ménage e Twa”  10/19/2006  --   0  0 
921  “Poll Regarding Intelligent Life On PoemHunter”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  5/3/2007  --   0  0 
922  “POLONIUM 215” (A futuristic murder)  12/1/2006  --   0  0 
923  “Popeye Defends Spinach” (Haiku)  9/27/2006  --   0  0 
924  “Possible Thanksgiving Cancellation”-Badda bing….! ! !  10/30/2006  --   0  0 
925  “POWER TO FRANCE” (Congratulations to Nicolas Sarkozy…! ! !) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>  5/7/2007  --   0  0 
926  “POWER TO THE POETS” (The Poet’s Anthem)  3/8/2007  2.0   1  0 
927  “Prayer Of All Prayers”  7/13/2006  --   0  0 
928  “Prayer To End Global Warming” (And make breaking wind*** OK)  3/26/2007  10.0   1  0 
929  “Pregnant Moon” (Haiku)  1/17/2007  --   0  1 
930  “Pre-school Liberal Peace Plan”  7/31/2006  --   0  0 
931  “Pretentious Meaning”  7/4/2006  --   0  0 
932  “Prisoner Of Fantasy”  7/15/2006  --   0  0 
933  “Private Thoughts”  7/1/2006  --   0  0 
934  “PRO LIFE TERRORISTS” - (fornication info) Badda bing...! ! !  9/8/2006  --   0  0 
935  “PROFANITY HAIKU”+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ?  5/15/2007  --   0  0 
936  “PROUDLY PRESENTING: Moron The Magnificent” (Fictional character)  1/28/2007  --   0  0 
937  “Prune Juice Versus Nuclear Physics”- Badda bing, BIG bang, boom….! ! !  1/8/2007  --   0  0 
938  “Pure Torture” (Dedicated to our recently murdered American heroes)  6/23/2006  --   0  0 
939  “Pussy On My Pillow”  8/14/2006  --   0  0 
940  “PUSSY ON THE SPOT” (For Eddie Rabbit’s friend, John Troy.)  2/18/2007  10.0   1  0 
941  “Quick Solution On Pollution & Global Warming” - Badda bing....! ! !  2/3/2007  --   0  0 
942  “R-*-O-*-M-*-A-*-N-*-C-*-E ^^ R-*-O-*-M-*-A-*-N-*-C-*-E” <<  4/22/2007  --   0  0 
943  “Rain And Wind On The Horizon”  8/2/2006  --   0  0 
944  “Ramona, Your Parents Are So Proud”  8/16/2006  --   0  0 
945  “Recluse The Christmas Moose”  12/27/2006  --   0  0 
946  “Redneck Goose Recipe” (Insanity Victim Fund)  9/2/2006  --   0  0 
947  “Reenactment Of Immaculate Conception Postponed Till After Christmas”  12/14/2006  --   0  0 
948  “Rockin’ With Jihad On Christmas” - Badda bing...! ! !  9/30/2006  --   0  0 
949  “ROMANCE AT FIRST GLANCE”- Badda bing…! ! !  10/5/2006  --   0  0 
950  “Romantic Perfection”  11/21/2006  --   0  3 
951  “S *^* E *^* X *^* T *^* A*^* S *^* Y” <<<~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  4/19/2007  --   0  0 
952  “S” (19) = z-y**+ X 43  10/8/2006  --   0  0 
953  “Sacred Peaceful Holy Night Of Christmas”  12/18/2006  --   0  0 
954  “Saddam Suddenly Declares Himself Pro Life”  11/6/2006  --   0  0 
955  “Saliva Is The Salvation Of Our Great Nation” (Don't spit in the wind)  9/9/2006  --   0  0 
956  “SAMTSIRHC IS Christmas Backwards” (Haiku)  12/3/2006  --   0  0 
957  “Sane Muslims Must Speak Out”  9/13/2006  --   0  0 
958  “SANTA TO DIVORCE MRS. CLAUS & MARRY RUDOLPH”  7/30/2007  --   0  0 
959  “Sasquach To Wed Chinese Transsexual Porno Star”- Badda bing....! ! !  12/12/2006  --   0  0 
960  “Sasquash Is A Jerk”  11/9/2006  --   0  0 
961  “SCIENCE WILL NOW MAKE LIVING UNNECESSARY” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************>>>>>++++  7/2/2007  --   0  0 
962  “SCIENCE WILL SOON MAKE LIFE UNNECESSARY” +************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++  7/10/2008  --   0  0 
963  “Secret Spy Message” (147ZK-TN6) For Cryptographers only.  3/5/2007  --   0  0 
964  “Self Pleasuring Skunk” (Rated double sick) PG13  11/28/2006  --   0  0 
965  “SENSUAL TECHNICAL INTERNET CHRISTMAS”  12/6/2006  --   0  0 
966  “Separation Of Church And State”….? ? ?  3/7/2007  10.0   1  0 
967  “Serious Questions On The Disgraceful Two ”  7/22/2006  --   0  0 
968  “Serious, Factual,9/11, Afghanistan, & Iraq War Overview”  1/14/2007  --   0  0 
969  “Seventy Two Haikus” (72 of them? ? ?) - Badda bing…! ! !  10/6/2006  --   0  0 
970  “Sexual Sensual Morning” (A Lover’s Fervent Prayer)  9/20/2006  --   0  0 
971  “Sexy Smile” (Haiku) *********************************.^>^>^  3/27/2007  10.0   1  1 
972  “She Glued Her Bra And Panties On”  8/19/2006  --   0  0 
973  “Sick Turkey Devours Retired Chimney Sweep” - Badda bing....! ! !  11/12/2006  --   0  0 
974  “Silence Of Chaos”  7/19/2006  --   0  0 
975  “SILENT PRAYER FOR COLLEGE MASSACRE VICTIMS”  4/23/2007  --   0  0 
976  “SINATRA versus ELVIS” (Unauthorized, Part 5)  7/28/2006  --   0  0 
977  “Sip Some Wine Oh Valentine”  1/26/2007  --   0  0 
978  “Skinny Or Fat”  1/31/2007  --   0  0 
979  “Slightly Wiser Than A 3rd Grader” (Round # 68 & 2/3rds) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ?  6/1/2007  --   0  0 
980  “Slug From Local Backyard Joins Al Queda” (Terrorist Slug Heaven)  12/16/2006  --   0  0 
981  “Small Nipple Competition” (Male & female) -Badda bing....! ! !  11/3/2006  --   0  0 
982  “Smart People Who Don’t Read This Dummy Are Really Smart People”- Badda bing.! ! !  12/4/2006  --   0  0 
983  “Somebody Stole The Christmas Tree” - Badda bing....! ! !  12/25/2006  --   0  0 
984  “Someone Please Take Credit For This Embarrassing Dirty Poem” (XXX rated)  3/23/2007  10.0   1  0 
985  “SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY” – Badda Bing….! ! ! >>+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  7/10/2007  --   0  1 
986  “Stand Up Proud Americans” (2006 Independence Day message)  7/2/2006  --   0  1 
987  “STICK YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT” (Where the sun don’t shine) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? ?  8/9/2007  --   0  0 
988  “STOP TERRORISM, OFFER 72 ROSIE O’DONNELS” +++>>>*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ?  6/6/2007  --   0  0 
989  “STUD OBAMA OVERTAKES THE SLIPPERY LAWYER AND THE BIG MARE”  1/4/2008  --   0  0 
990  “Stunned”  7/14/2006  --   0  0 
991  “Success Always Leads To The Great USA” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~~  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
992  “Suck A Thesaurus.., Today” >> Badda Bing! !  8/21/2006  --   0  0 
993  “SUPER BOWL MONDAY BLUES”  2/5/2007  --   0  0 
994  “Super Hero NORTHMAN Chases Gore & Saves 3 Polar Bears”  3/22/2007  10.0   1  0 
995  “Super Hero’s Fight The Global Warming Scam Series” (b) ************************************>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  3/21/2007  10.0   1  0 
996  “SUPER HEROES RESCUE POEMHUNTER FROM SCAM”  4/24/2007  --   0  0 
997  “Super Heroes To Rescue Banging Of Saline’s Brain” – Badda Bing….! ! ! >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>>>? ? ? ? ?  6/11/2007  --   0  0 
998  “SUPER SUNDAY & SUPER TUESDAY PREDICTIONS” (YOUR PICKS) <<****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  2/3/2008  --   0  0 
999  “SWEET ROSE WITH PETALS WILTING” (Haiku)  2/6/2009  --   0  0 
1,000  “SWEET, MAGICAL, CHRISTMAS SNOW” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++++  8/2/2007  --   0  0 
1,001  “Swung To Hell” (Sad New Year for him)  1/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,002  “T.M. Goodbye Christmas Song” (For the days after Christmas)  1/3/2007  --   0  3 
1,003  “T.M. THANKS LADY OF THE LAKE, AGAIN” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>? ? ?  6/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,004  “T.M.’s High Definition Poetry” (New & Imaginary)  1/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,005  “T.M.’s 'Poem Game' Contributors Names Revealed”  1/11/2007  10.0   2  0 
1,006  “T.M.s PoemHunter ‘Super Hero’s Fight Global Warming’ Series” (a)  3/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,007  “T.M.'s PRE-VALENTINE INTERVIEW WITH CUPID” (Exclusive) -Badda bing..! !  2/4/2007  --   0  1 
1,008  “Tale Of The Magic Transforming Slug” - Badda bing....! ! !  1/11/2007  --   0  0 
1,009  “Tell Us About Your Ti-s And Your A-s” - Badda bing...! ! !  8/22/2006  --   0  0 
1,010  “Terrorist Christmas” - Badda bang....! ! !  12/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,011  “Terrorist Hall Of Fame” – Badda Bing..! ! (Disclaimer below)  8/21/2006  --   0  0 
1,012  “Terrorist Imprisoned For Steroid Use”- Badda bing...! ! !  8/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,013  “TERRORIST LEADERS” (Badda Bing! ! !) ...not a poem.  7/27/2006  --   0  0 
1,014  “Terrorist Social Security To Run Out By 2009”- Badda bing.!  8/24/2006  --   0  0 
1,015  “Terrorist’s Pray To Their God For New Regime In 2008” (BinLaden's new cooking show)  1/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,016  “Terrorist’s Solemn Prayer”  11/22/2006  --   0  0 
1,017  “Terrorists For Peace.Org” - Badda bing...! !  8/26/2006  --   0  0 
1,018  “Terrorists Have Never Requested Negotiations”  7/27/2006  --   0  0 
1,019  “Thank You Mr. Selvakumar For Your Horse Fornication Poem”  2/28/2007  6.0   2  0 
1,020  “Thanksgiving Day Prayer & Blessing”  11/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,021  “THE >>UNHORNEY<< ENCOUNTER” (Nut-case writing)  3/16/2007  1.0   1  0 
1,022  “The Birth Of Jesus Is Christmas”  12/16/2006  --   0  3 
1,023  “The Blowing Of An Opportunity”  9/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,024  “The Bully On The Block”  8/5/2006  --   0  0 
1,025  “The Day The Devil Remembered To Forget”  1/10/2007  --   0  0 
1,026  “THE DREAM OF CHRISTMAS COMES TRUE ONCE A YEAR”  11/27/2006  --   0  0 
1,027  “The Erection Of A Killer’s Legacy”  11/18/2006  --   0  0 
1,028  “THE FAILED LEGACY” (Haiku)  9/30/2006  --   0  0 
1,029  “The Fake Hooker Kisses A Masquerading Terrorist”  9/27/2006  --   0  0 
1,030  “The Fantasy Of Peace”  11/28/2006  --   0  0 
1,031  “The Fool Who Became A Total Idiot”  10/28/2006  --   0  0 
1,032  “The Girl You Used To Screw”  8/2/2006  --   0  0 
1,033  “THE GREAT FLAG OF LOVE” (4 Haikus)  9/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,034  “The Intimate Secret Is Finally Revealed” (Unbelievable...! ! !)  2/4/2007  --   0  0 
1,035  “The Jihad Against A Beheaded Naked Turkey” (Gobble Terrorism) -Badda bing...! ! !  11/22/2006  --   0  0 
1,036  “The Last Breath Of Life Proceeds Death”  9/27/2006  --   0  0 
1,037  “The Lived Who Died Before He Lover” (dyslexia poem)  10/26/2006  --   0  0 
1,038  “The Moron Who Wanted To Die, But He Lived”  10/20/2006  --   0  0 
1,039  “The Most Rude and Vile Poem Yet” (Mature adult explicit language)  1/2/2007  --   0  0 
1,040  “The Most Unhunted 'Poet' On PoemHunter”  12/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,041  “The Passion Of Christmastime Romance”  12/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,042  “The Passionate Pussy Saga Continues”  1/26/2007  --   0  0 
1,043  “THE POEMHUNTER MENTAL GIANTS” +++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ?  6/14/2007  --   0  0 
1,044  “The Strange Myth Of The Evil Lagoon”  7/14/2006  --   0  0 
1,045  “The Strongest Team That Can’t Be Defeated, Should Concede”  2/4/2007  --   0  0 
1,046  “The Sweet Echo Of Victory” (Patriotic and extremely proud)  1/8/2007  --   0  1 
1,047  “There’s A Skunk Inside The House” (Haiku)  12/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,048  “There’s No Christmas Like Snow Christmas” (Irving Berlin Tribute)  2/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,049  “There’s No Hoe Like A Snow Hoe”  8/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,050  “There’s No Peace On Christmas” (Yuletide classic)  2/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,051  “These Poison Poems” (With a correct haiku syllable count)  1/22/2007  --   0  0 
1,052  “They Did Not Hang Him” (Begin conspiracy theories now)  12/30/2006  --   0  0 
1,053  “They Keep On Saying, God Is Great, God Is Great”  9/11/2006  --   0  1 
1,054  “They’re Gonna Take Me To The Funny Farm”  8/20/2006  --   0  2 
1,055  “This Christmas We’ll Treasure”  1/30/2007  --   0  0 
1,056  “This Is Not A Scam, Mrs.Larisa Sosnitskaya”  1/11/2007  --   0  0 
1,057  “This Morning As I Awakened” (For a friend’s deep sorrow)  7/9/2006  --   0  1 
1,058  “Those Who Never Read Trade Martin Are Wise” -Badda bing....! ! !  11/17/2006  --   0  0 
1,059  “Threaten Me Not”  7/9/2006  --   0  0 
1,060  “Three Newly Discovered Solar System Spheres”  8/16/2006  --   0  0 
1,061  “THREE POEMS FOR ONE” (On PoemHunter ‘Creeps’) >>~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>+++  8/26/2007  --   0  0 
1,062  “Till Eternity Has Ended”  7/20/2006  --   0  0 
1,063  “To Know You Were There”  7/13/2006  --   0  0 
1,064  “Toxic Words”  7/7/2006  --   0  1 
1,065  “TRADE MARTIN THANKS JOE”  4/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,066  “Tranquility In A War Zone”  7/30/2006  --   0  0 
1,067  “Treasure Or Treason? ”  8/18/2006  --   0  0 
1,068  “TRIBUTE DECEASED 'INTELLIGENT' DUMMIES” (April Fool’s Day,2008)  4/1/2008  --   0  0 
1,069  “Trigger (Equine) Arrested For Illegal Methane Emissions”  3/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,070  “Tri-State Hookers Reluctantly Accept EZpass” - Badda bing....! ! !  11/18/2006  --   0  0 
1,071  “Turkey And The Whore” (Haiku) - Badda bing....! ! !  11/22/2006  --   0  0 
1,072  “Turkey On Steroids” (Invincible Turkey Robot)  11/22/2006  --   0  1 
1,073  “Two Owls Kissing” (2 haikus)  11/16/2006  --   0  0 
1,074  “Two Separate Problems >> (Pollution & Climate Fluctuations) ”  2/12/2007  --   0  0 
1,075  “Ultimate Sexual Gift”  7/22/2006  --   0  0 
1,076  “Ultra Power Pussy And Plasticman Rescue The Rainforest ” {Super hero series} (d)  3/27/2007  --   0  0 
1,077  “Underlying Meaning”  7/5/2006  --   0  0 
1,078  “Understanding The True Essence Of Christmas”  12/17/2006  10.0   2  0 
1,079  “Unfortunately, I’ve Decided NOT To Kill Myself”  11/29/2006  --   0  0 
1,080  “UNHOLY WHORE, a-a-a-no, I MEAN UNHOLY WAR” (Sorry) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>  4/27/2007  --   0  0 
1,081  “UNIQUE WATERBOARDING TECHNIQUES” >>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>>+++  7/18/2007  --   0  0 
1,082  “UNKNOWN CHRISTMAS”  11/27/2006  --   0  0 
1,083  “Valentine, Oh Valentine” (For the man or the woman of your dreams)  1/21/2007  --   0  1 
1,084  “VALENTINE’S DAY WITH YOU AND THE MOON ON THE BAY”  2/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,085  “Viewing Saturn From Jupiter” (Special Solar System Story)  1/9/2007  --   0  0 
1,086  “Virgin Ejected From Terrorist Paradise” - Badda bing....! ! !  11/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,087  “VOTE & NOMINATE for POEMHUNTER PEACE PRIZE”  3/7/2007  10.0   1  0 
1,088  “VOTE & NOMINATE for POEMHUNTER PEACE PRIZE” (Re-posting)  3/7/2007  --   0  0 
1,089  “Wackadoo, Northman & Ultimate Pussy Say ‘Bi-Mus, Mr. I-Mus’”  4/15/2007  --   0  0 
1,090  “Warm Greetings To My Poet Friends On PoemHunter” (2006 Yuletide Wishes)  12/11/2006  10.0   3  0 
1,091  “WATERBOARD TERRORISTS (N.G.) , BUT RADICALS KILLING KIDS”….? ?  3/21/2007  8.0   1  0 
1,092  “Wave The White Flag” – Says Iraq Study Group….! ! ! (It took them 8 months...! ! !)  12/8/2006  --   0  0 
1,093  “We Must Hold True To Our Core Beliefs And Values” (Dead serious)  1/31/2007  --   0  0 
1,094  “WE’RE ALL TO BLAME” – (The unjust war)  1/10/2007  --   0  0 
1,095  “We’re All Waiting Patiently, But Jesus Never Shows Up”  12/21/2006  --   0  0 
1,096  “Whacked Out T.M. Christmas Poem”  2/11/2007  --   0  0 
1,097  “What Part Of (They Want To Kill Us All) Don’t You Understand? ”  9/28/2006  --   0  0 
1,098  “When You’re Amorous”  7/14/2006  --   0  0 
1,099  “WHEN YOU’RE DEAD, YOU’RE DEAD” (Plus a bonus poem)  8/11/2007  --   0  0 
1,100  “When Your Nuts Are Twisted”  8/19/2006  --   0  0 
1,101  “Who’s God Is The Real Deal”...? ? ?  10/26/2006  --   0  0 
1,102  “Witness Protection Program”– Badda bing! ! !  8/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,103  “WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS WINE”  1/21/2007  --   0  0 
1,104  “WOODSTOCK POETRY READ WITH THE FRAGRANCE OF WEED” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************++++  7/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,105  “World War Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera.”  7/15/2006  --   0  0 
1,106  “Would I, Would She, Would You, Would He”…..? ? ? -Badda bing...! ! !  11/22/2006  --   0  1 
1,107  “YDORAP Of A YDORAP” (YDORAP TIME)  12/27/2006  --   0  0 
1,108  “Yesterday I Named A Cloud After You” (Poignant)  1/26/2007  10.0   3  0 
1,109  “You Can’t Dismiss Christmas Or The IRS” - Badda bing....! ! !  12/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,110  “YOU LOVED ME SWEETLY”  10/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,111  “You Sucked The Dreams Out Of My Heart”  10/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,112  “You’re Invisible” (Haiku)  10/13/2006  --   0  0 
1,113  “You’ve Got A New Reader Comment From Yourself” - Badda bing.....! ! !  12/18/2006  --   0  1 
1,114  “Your 2007 Future Outlook Is Revealed Here” (Important)  1/2/2007  --   0  0 
1,115  “Your Suggestions Requested For A Candid Interview With Cupid”  2/2/2007  --   0  1 
1,116  ”Romance Intensified” (If Love Is True)  9/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,117  + “I MISS MY FATHER” (My Inner Thoughts Series) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/15/2007  --   0  0 
1,118  + “OBAMA’S PASTOR DROWNS OBAMA’S CHANCES” +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  3/17/2008  --   0  0 
1,119  + “Apology Tutorial For Popes” – Badda bing…! ! ! +  9/18/2006  --   0  0 
1,120  + “BOMB EXPLODES IN CEMETERY, SEVEN PEOPLE COME TO LIFE” +************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++  3/17/2008  --   0  0 
1,121  + “CREATING LIFE AT HOME” (Stovetop or Microwave) +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/20/2007  --   0  0 
1,122  + “DISCOVER THE INCORRECT NAME OF YOUR NEW LOVER” +****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++  11/9/2007  --   0  0 
1,123  + “DOIN’ THE FREAKY DEEKY” (WITH DIDDLY SQUAT) +****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++  3/15/2008  --   0  0 
1,124  + “HILLARY RUNS OFF WITH OBAMA, OPRAH & ROSIE” +************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++  1/23/2008  --   0  0 
1,125  + “I* L*O*V*E Y*O*U <=> I* L*O*V*E Y*O*U” +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  6/29/2007  --   0  0 
1,126  + “LIBERAL GENIUSES JUST DON’T GET IT” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  6/18/2007  --   0  0 
1,127  + “PRAYER FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF OUR TROOPS” +  1/4/2008  --   0  0 
1,128  + “WE ALL WISH WE COULD BE AS SMART AS YOU” (And your liberal friends) +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~>>>+++  10/31/2007  --   0  0 
1,129  +! ! “Adulteress”! ! +  8/23/2006  --   0  0 
1,130  +(+(+(===+(+(+(^^^ “Bewitched Christmas” ^^^) +) +) +===) +) +) + >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  4/15/2007  --   0  0 
1,131  +)) “It’s Not Easy Being Human” ((+  11/16/2006  --   0  1 
1,132  +)) >> “The T.M. Merry Christmas Song” <<((+  11/28/2006  --   0  2 
1,133  +))) “He Won’t Be Home For Christmas” (((+  11/29/2006  --   0  0 
1,134  +**%% “Sexual And Romantic Vulture” %%**+  1/29/2007  --   0  6 
1,135  +*+*)) “KARAOKE PROTECTION PROGRAM' ((*+*+ Badda Bing...! ! !  3/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,136  +*+*+* “HOW TO PERFORM AN EXORCISM ON A LIBERAL” *+*+*+~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  9/23/2007  --   0  0 
1,137  +*+*+* “Blowin’ The Weed” *+*+*+  1/12/2007  --   0  0 
1,138  +*+*+* “NATIONAL CLONE DAY” *+*+*+  2/8/2007  --   0  0 
1,139  +*+*+* “SHORTEST POEM IN HISTORY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>  3/22/2007  --   0  0 
1,140  +*+*+*+* “SOPRANO’S ITALIANO EASTER” +*+*+*+*+*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
1,141  +*+*+*+*>>> “HOLLYWOOD LIBERALISM FOR DUMMIES” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************^*^*^*((((<<<~~~>>>  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
1,142  +^+^~~~> “NEGATIVE POEM” <~~~^+^+*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++  1/16/2008  --   0  0 
1,143  +^+^+ “SERIOUS THOUGHTS ON AHMADINEJAD’S VISIT” +^+^+**************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++  9/24/2007  --   0  0 
1,144  +~+~> “MOANIN’- MOANIN’- MOMMA” <~+~+********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  10/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,145  +~+~>>>))) > “DEVIL OF LIFE” <(((<<<~+~+**********************************************************************************************>>>+++  1/3/2008  --   0  0 
1,146  +“A Woman Puked Right On My Head”+  8/22/2006  --   0  1 
1,147  +“Solemn Anti-Stupidity Prayer To Our God”+(Not their God)  10/6/2006  --   0  1 
1,148  ++ “BABY CRYIN’ AND LYIN’…, (IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET”) ++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++  7/18/2008  --   0  0 
1,149  ++ “EMBARRASSED NOW, NO COMPLAINTS ON THE WAR”…..? ? ? ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  11/26/2007  --   0  0 
1,150  ++ “I’M SO FULL OF WOE, YOU JUST DON’T KNOW” (Sorry poem) ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/11/2007  --   0  0 
1,151  ++ “SUPER Solution For Global Warming & Pollution” (WOW) ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/27/2008  --   0  0 
1,152  ++ “T.M., IT’S POEMHUNTER, NOT POENHUNTER YOU IDIOT”++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++  12/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,153  ++ “THE CHRISTMAS PRAYING MANTIS” ++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++  8/3/2007  --   0  0 
1,154  ++ “They All Want To Come To The Great USA” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  3/26/2007  1.0   2  0 
1,155  ++ (TWO EASTER POEMS FOR ONE) “EASTA EASTA PIZZA” ++*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++  4/11/2009  --   0  0 
1,156  ++ “(L*W*I) – LAUNCHED WHILE INTOXICATED” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/28/2007  --   0  0 
1,157  ++ “Angry Terrorist, Threatens To Blow Up Paradise” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>>  4/23/2007  --   0  0 
1,158  ++ “BIG BOOM SUICIDE BOMBER SEMINAR” (Free virgins too) ++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  1/23/2008  --   0  0 
1,159  ++ “BIGFOOT’S CARBON FOOTPRINT” ++****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++  11/14/2007  --   0  0 
1,160  ++ “BIMBO.DOESN’T KNOW JACK SHITT, BUT WANTS TO MEET HIM” ++>>>~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++  9/3/2007  --   0  0 
1,161  ++ “CAN YOU HEAR THE FLOOR SQUEAK”….? ? ? ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  10/30/2007  --   0  0 
1,162  ++ “Christmas Love Is A Wondrous Love” ++  9/12/2006  --   0  1 
1,163  ++ “Christmas Prayer Of Peaceful Thoughts” ++  11/12/2006  --   0  1 
1,164  ++ “CUT and RUN” ++  10/20/2006  --   0  0 
1,165  ++ “DEATH INSURANCE FOR ETERNAL LIFE” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  7/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,166  ++ “Demon In The Gallon” ++  8/19/2006  --   0  0 
1,167  ++ “ELUSIVE VISIONARY” (important and poignant) ++  9/22/2006  --   0  0 
1,168  ++ “EVIL CULTURE OF VIOLENCE” <<<*********************************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>  6/18/2007  --   0  2 
1,169  ++ “Gobble Gobble, Quack, Quack” (Thanksgiving yarn) R13 ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  11/22/2007  --   0  0 
1,170  ++ “God Versus The IRS” – Badda bing….! ! ! ++  10/24/2006  --   0  0 
1,171  ++ “GUPPY WITHOUT A PEANUT BRAIN” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/5/2007  --   0  0 
1,172  ++ “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMPTY PANT SUIT” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  10/26/2007  --   0  6 
1,173  ++ “HATING CHRISTMAS WITH A PASSION” ++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++  12/18/2007  --   0  0 
1,174  ++ “IDENTITY THEFT IS RAMPANT” (FOOLPROOF) ++************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++  3/7/2008  --   0  0 
1,175  ++ “INTIMATE RENDEZVOUS” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/21/2007  --   0  0 
1,176  ++ “Jeremiah Wright IS COMING HOME TO ROOST” ++****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++  3/18/2008  --   0  0 
1,177  ++ “JIHADIST RETIREMENT HOME IS CLOSING” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++  7/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,178  ++ “LARRY CRAIG, R. IDAHO, TO RESIGN TODAY” ++~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>>+++  8/31/2007  --   0  0 
1,179  ++ “LISA LEFT A ROAST OUT IN THE SNOW” ++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  1/24/2008  --   0  0 
1,180  ++ “Long After Midnight” ++  8/10/2006  --   0  0 
1,181  ++ “LOTS OF LOVERS-LOTS OF LOSERS” (LOL-LOL) ++~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++  9/2/2007  --   0  0 
1,182  ++ “MANKIND’S EFFECT ON GLOBAL WARMING” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/8/2008  --   0  0 
1,183  ++ “My Watch Battery” ++  9/24/2006  --   0  0 
1,184  ++ “NONSENSE, PURE NONSENSE” ++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++  11/30/2007  --   0  0 
1,185  ++ “OBAMA IRAQ WITHDRAWAL UNDER THE BUS” ++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++  7/5/2008  --   0  0 
1,186  ++ “POEMHUNTER POETS TO BE TAXED & SURCHARGED” ++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>++  10/28/2007  --   0  0 
1,187  ++ “SANTA SCREAMS, STOP MOCKING TEDDY BEARS” ++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++  11/30/2007  --   0  0 
1,188  ++ “SCIENCE WILL SOON MAKE BRAGGING UNNECESSARY” ++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++  7/13/2008  --   0  0 
1,189  ++ “SECRET LIST OF FORUM ELITISTS” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  4/17/2008  --   0  0 
1,190  ++ “Serious Or Delirious? ” ++  8/17/2006  --   0  0 
1,191  ++ “Solemn Prayer For All 9/11 Victims” ++  9/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,192  ++ “Space Whore” ++  9/20/2006  --   0  0 
1,193  ++ “SUPER TUESDAY- JOHN McCAIN – NO” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  2/5/2008  --   0  0 
1,194  ++ “THE ‘LOL’ CHRISTMAS POEM” (Noel LOL) <<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>++++  8/4/2007  --   0  0 
1,195  ++ “THE PERFECT MURDER ON THE PERFECT DAY” ++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++  5/4/2008  --   0  0 
1,196  ++ “Unfulfilled Promise” ++  8/12/2006  --   0  0 
1,197  ++ “USE LESS TOILET PAPER” (TRUE) <<<~~~~~~~*****~~~~~+++++~~~~~*******>>>>>>>>>>(((((? ? ?  4/23/2007  --   0  0 
1,198  ++ “WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COMING THE ICE AGE”….? ? ? ++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++  11/7/2007  --   0  0 
1,199  ++ “Wondrous Christmas” (Haiku) ++  10/2/2006  --   0  0 
1,200  ++ “WOW, JOHN EDWARDS ENDORSED OBAMA”….! ! ! ++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++  5/15/2008  --   0  0 
1,201  ++ “YOU GIVE GOOD HAIKU” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  5/17/2008  --   0  0 
1,202  ++ == “Mundane Moment” == ++  10/9/2006  --   0  0 
1,203  ++ JOHN EDWARDS, “TWO AMERICAS-TWO FAMILIES” ++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++  7/24/2008  --   0  0 
1,204  ++ Lady Apocalypse, “SHE HAD GREAT A-POCK-O-LIPS” ++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++  5/21/2008  --   0  0 
1,205  ++ 'STOP IT, I SAID STOP IT, RIGHT NOW” ++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++  12/30/2007  --   0  0 
1,206  ++### “CISCO KID IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE” ###++  1/29/2007  --   0  0 
1,207  ++$> “HOW TO F***” (There’s an art to it….! ! !) <$++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>? ? ? ?  8/21/2007  --   0  0 
1,208  ++%$%$ “WHEN YOU F*** SOMEBODY” $%$%++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++  8/8/2007  --   0  0 
1,209  ++%% “THE GEEZER AND THE KUMQUAT” %%++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++  11/9/2007  --   0  0 
1,210  ++) “Prayer For No Reason” (++  10/25/2006  --   0  0 
1,211  ++) ”3 Dimensional Haikus” (++  11/20/2006  --   0  0 
1,212  ++)) “TIME IS A WEAPON” ((++  10/28/2006  --   0  0 
1,213  ++)) ^^> “ST. NICK CANNOT USE ‘HO’ ANYMORE” <^^((++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++  11/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,214  ++)) “TERRORISM EXORCISM”((++  10/7/2006  --   0  0 
1,215  ++))) > “T.M.'s Interview With Cupid” (Valentine’s Day) <(((++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************>>>+++  2/14/2008  --   0  1 
1,216  ++***))) “Fraudulent Romance” (((***++  1/20/2007  --   0  0 
1,217  ++****+++> “I WON THE BI-POD” (Thanks PoemHunter) <<<>>>++***? ? ? ^^^*^(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************  5/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,218  ++***^*** “Ghost In My Guitar” ***^***++  1/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,219  ++***>>> “BLUE SNOWFLAKES ON A SAD CHRISTMAS EVE” <<***++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++  12/11/2008  --   0  0 
1,220  ++? ? ? “OBAMA’S INFLATION ANSWER”? ? ? ++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++  8/2/2008  --   0  0 
1,221  ++~~~+++> “CASE CLOSED” <+++~~~++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++  8/16/2008  --   0  0 
1,222  ++~~> “A Poem Of Christmas Love” <~~++  12/16/2006  --   0  2 
1,223  ++~> “PUMPKIN DAY” (Haiku) <~++  10/25/2006  --   0  0 
1,224  ++“Conspiracy Of The Gods”++  9/11/2006  --   0  0 
1,225  ++“KENNEDY, CERTIFIED EXPERT ON WATER-BOARDING” ++^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>++++  11/7/2007  --   0  0 
1,226  +++ “PRAYER FOR THE UNFAIR WHO JUST STARE AND DON’T CARE” +++~~~~~~~~~******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++  9/7/2007  --   0  0 
1,227  +++ “SURVEY CONFIRMS, WOMEN FART MORE THAN MEN” +++********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>>+++  9/29/2007  --   0  0 
1,228  +++ “ALDO KRAAS ALWAYS GETS DIRECTLY TO THE POINT” <<<+++~~~~~~~**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>++++  9/19/2007  --   0  0 
1,229  +++ “CONDOM MINIMUMS FOR SENIORS” +++>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``+++>>>? ?  8/9/2007  --   0  3 
1,230  +++ “DON’T LET PATRIOTISM RUST” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  4/24/2008  --   0  1 
1,231  +++ “DRIP-DROP-DREAMER” +++~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++  8/31/2007  --   0  0 
1,232  +++ “GO F*** YOURSELF” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,233  +++ “GOD BLESS AMERICAN LIVIN’” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++>>>  12/29/2007  --   0  0 
1,234  +++ “GOD, YOU ARE OUR INSPIRATION OF LOVE” +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++  10/14/2007  --   0  1 
1,235  +++ “GOODBYE LUCIANO PAVAROTTI” +++~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>++++  9/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,236  +++ “HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, AMEN”…..! ! ! +++~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++  8/26/2007  --   0  0 
1,237  +++ “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY” (Haiku) +++*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  6/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,238  +++ “HEAVENLY CHAOS” – Badda Bing….! ! ! +++~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>>+++  9/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,239  +++ “Jesus Returns..., Finally…., To PoemHunter” +++  3/3/2007  10.0   1  0 
1,240  +++ “LOVE-LOVE - FAR LOVE - CLOSE LOVE - NO LOVE - YES LOVE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/11/2009  --   0  1 
1,241  +++ “LOVER, LOVER, LOVER, I JUST WANNA BE YOUR LOVER” +++****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++  7/29/2009  --   0  0 
1,242  +++ “NATIONAL SLUG DAY” (HAIKU) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/27/2007  --   0  0 
1,243  +++ “NO COMMENTS OR VOTES” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/18/2007  --   0  0 
1,244  +++ “OBAMA’S MARXISM DANCE” +++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++  7/3/2008  --   0  0 
1,245  +++ “PRAYER FOR THE UNAWARE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  9/4/2007  --   0  0 
1,246  +++ “RADICALS DEMAND THE CANCELLATION OF HALLOWEEN” +++******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++  10/3/2007  --   0  0 
1,247  +++ “RECEIVE ‘AFTERLIFE CREDITS’” +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++  5/10/2007  --   0  0 
1,248  +++ “SHE’S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MY HORSE” +++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++  9/2/2007  --   0  0 
1,249  +++ “THE BREATH OF SPRING HAS LIFTED OUR HEARTS”+++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  4/21/2007  --   0  0 
1,250  +++ “THIS IS TRADE MARTIN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  9/5/2007  --   0  0 
1,251  +++ “WHICH GOD SHOULD I PRAY TO”……? ? ? +++******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>>++++  10/5/2007  --   0  0 
1,252  +++ (Newsflash) “O. J. IS INNOCENT” (Absolutely) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,253  +++ “A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A POEMHUNTER POET” <***********************************************~~~~~~>  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,254  +++ “A DECADENT MENAGE A TROIS” (EXPLAINED) +++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>>+++  8/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,255  +++ “A MODERN, OLD WORLD CHRISTMAS” +++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++  10/19/2007  --   0  0 
1,256  +++ “Alleluia, Amen” +++  1/8/2007  --   0  0 
1,257  +++ “An After Christmas, Before The New Year Wish” +++  12/31/2006  --   0  0 
1,258  +++ “APOLOGY TO THE WORLD” +++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>>+++  8/10/2007  --   0  0 
1,259  +++ “Apology Tutorial For A Jackass” – Badda bing…! ! ! +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++  8/5/2007  --   0  0 
1,260  +++ “ARTISTIC CLOUD DESIGN” (Free…! ! !) +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++  7/15/2008  --   0  0 
1,261  +++ “BIG BA*LS AWARDS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  10/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,262  +++ “BIRTHDAY TAX” (Also see - 'SEX TAX') - Ba-Da-Bang...! ! ! +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++  8/3/2009  --   0  0 
1,263  +++ “Christmas Burp” +++ - Badda bing oral methane burp....! ! !  12/21/2006  --   0  0 
1,264  +++ “CHRISTMAS IN A FUTURE ERROR” +++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++  1/13/2008  --   0  0 
1,265  +++ “CHRISTMAS IS A SACRED DAY TO ME” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  10/18/2007  --   0  0 
1,266  +++ “CONTROVERSY RUNNING WILD” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/26/2007  --   0  0 
1,267  +++ “Cupid Is A Cross-Dressing Pervert” +++ - Badda bing....! ! !  2/7/2007  --   0  1 
1,268  +++ “DEAR GOD, WRITE US A POEM” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  9/10/2007  --   0  0 
1,269  +++ “DID YOU ‘PONDER’ THIS WAY BEFORE YOUR SERIOUS BRAIN INJURY”….? ? ? +++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++  6/10/2009  --   0  0 
1,270  +++ “DON’T READ ME” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/18/2008  --   0  0 
1,271  +++ “Dreaming A Christmas Wish For You” +++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>>+++  12/20/2007  --   0  0 
1,272  +++ “EASTER SUNDAY PRAYER OF HOPE” +++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++  3/23/2008  --   0  0 
1,273  +++ “EVERYONE GETS L*** IN THE AFTERNOON” (Not for kids) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++  3/7/2008  --   0  0 
1,274  +++ “EVERYTHING’S COMING” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  11/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,275  +++ “Explain Global Warming Before Our Industrial Revolution” +++  2/23/2007  --   0  0 
1,276  +++ “FATHER’S DAY PRAYER” +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++  6/15/2008  --   0  0 
1,277  +++ “FIGHTING FATHERS FOR FREEDOM” (Haiku) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>  6/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,278  +++ “Flash Gordon, Howlin’ And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#1) +++  2/27/2007  --   0  0 
1,279  +++ “Flash Gordon, Howlin’And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#2) +++  2/27/2007  --   0  0 
1,280  +++ “FOOLS EVE” (List of PoemHunter Fools) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********  3/31/2007  --   0  0 
1,281  +++ “Fools On Parade” +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>*******************************  7/24/2007  --   0  0 
1,282  +++ “GOD GRANT US THE POWER AND THE STRENGTH” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++  9/10/2007  --   0  0 
1,283  +++ “Grandma Catherine’s Christmas Chicken Lentil Soup” +++  2/22/2007  10.0   2  0 
1,284  +++ “Hillary Has Now Become A Preachin’ Soul Sister” +++  3/5/2007  --   0  0 
1,285  +++ “HILLARY’S DONOR MR. HSU, CAPTURED TODAY” +++~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>+++  8/31/2007  --   0  0 
1,286  +++ “HILLARY’S DONOR MR. HSU, THE FEDS WANT YOU” +++~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++? ? ? ?  8/30/2007  --   0  0 
1,287  +++ “HITLER, AHMADINEJAD, STALIN & MUSSOLINI” +++~~~~~~~********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++  9/27/2007  --   0  0 
1,288  +++ “HOW THE HELL DID HE SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE”…..? ? ? +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? +++  2/19/2008  --   0  0 
1,289  +++ “I’M SO SORRY, I’M SICK” +++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>>+++  8/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,290  +++ “IS THERE INTELLIGENT LIFE ON POEMHUNTER”…..? ? ? +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/27/2007  --   0  0 
1,291  +++ “It Just Doesn’t Seem Like Christmas” +++  12/13/2006  --   0  1 
1,292  +++ “IT’S THE SUN <> IT’S THE SUN” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  3/27/2007  --   0  1 
1,293  +++ “JESUS GIVES GOD AN I-POD”-Badda-bing….! ! ! <<<~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>  4/23/2007  --   0  0 
1,294  +++ “JOHN EDWARDS IS INNOCENT” +++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++  7/29/2008  --   0  0 
1,295  +++ “LEISURE FARTING vs. SNEAK FARTING” <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  3/30/2007  --   0  1 
1,296  +++ “LIBERALS MAY RUN SASQUATCH IN 2008” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++>>>  7/18/2007  --   0  0 
1,297  +++ “LORD, DON’T LEAVE ME BORED” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``>>>>+++  9/5/2007  --   0  0 
1,298  +++ “MAGICAL CHRISTMAS SNOW” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  7/31/2007  --   0  0 
1,299  +++ “MURDER OF A CAJUN PRINCESS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/15/2008  --   0  0 
1,300  +++ “N*O*E*L OH N*O*E*L”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  12/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,301  +++ “NO CHANCE EDWARDS - HAS NO CHANCE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++  9/4/2007  --   0  0 
1,302  +++ “NO HO LIKE A SNOW HO” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/3/2007  --   0  0 
1,303  +++ “NUCLEAR POWERED ROMANCE” +++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++  7/29/2008  --   0  0 
1,304  +++ “OBAMA GOT LASAGNA ON HIS PAJAMA” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/24/2008  --   0  0 
1,305  +++ “ODDLY ENOUGH, ARE YOU GODLY ENOUGH”……? ? ? +++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++  10/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,306  +++ “On Fathers's Day, LET US PRAY” (Sacred Message) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  6/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,307  +++ “ON THE SUPER HIGHWAY OF OUTER SPACE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,308  +++ “POET LAUREATE OF THE IGNORANT” (Comes out of the closet) +++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++  6/15/2009  --   0  0 
1,309  +++ “PRAYER OF ALL PRAYERS” +++~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/28/2007  --   0  0 
1,310  +++ “RUN, RUN, RUN” (Run To The Sun) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`````>>>+++  9/19/2007  --   0  0 
1,311  +++ “S*E*X*U*A*L*I*Z*A*T*I*O*N” (Romantic Stimulation) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  8/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,312  +++ “SACRED SEASON OF CHRISTMAS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  12/21/2007  --   0  0 
1,313  +++ “Sean North Says I’m Losin’ It” (But I Never Had It…! ! !) +++  3/6/2007  8.2   5  0 
1,314  +++ “SENATOR SCHUMER SHOULD BE CENSURED” +++~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++  9/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,315  +++ “SHE BEGGED ME TO TALK DIRTY TO HER” (X-X-X) +++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>+++  8/9/2007  --   0  0 
1,316  +++ “SHE TOOK NUCLEAR PHYSICS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++  9/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,317  +++ “SICK TITLE, STUPID POEM” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ?  8/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,318  +++ “SLUG WHISPERER” (Christmas) +++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++  12/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,319  +++ “Stupid Scare Tactics” >>>>>>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  3/21/2007  --   0  0 
1,320  +++ “SUPER HEROES TO HONOR JESUS ON EASTER”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
1,321  +++ “TEACHIN’ YOURSELF TO WRITE THE BLUES” +++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++  6/6/2008  --   0  0 
1,322  +++ “Testosta Rone-a” (An Historical Italian Name-a) +++  2/26/2007  --   0  0 
1,323  +++ “THE BOMB AND THE BUTTERFLY” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/25/2008  --   0  0 
1,324  +++ “THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL” (Sexy stuff) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``>>>+++  8/18/2007  --   0  1 
1,325  +++ “THE CREATION AND EXPRESSION OF ART” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/8/2008  --   0  0 
1,326  +++ “THE DAY DADS ARE KING” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~<<<<  6/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,327  +++ “The Holy Spirit’s In Her Heart” +++  1/12/2007  --   0  0 
1,328  +++ “The Tornadoes Are Coughing” +++  2/28/2007  --   0  0 
1,329  +++ “THE VICTIM IS WRONG” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/1/2008  --   0  0 
1,330  +++ “TRABBIT, THE PEACEFUL SNOW-WHITE RABBIT” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>+++  9/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,331  +++ “WATER-BOARDING OR TOILET-BOARDING”….? ? ? +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++  12/10/2007  --   0  0 
1,332  +++ “We’re Kickin’ Terror’s Butt” +++  9/21/2006  --   0  0 
1,333  +++ “WE’VE GOT SOME SICK OPINIONS” +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++  6/22/2008  --   0  0 
1,334  +++ “WEIRD CLUSTER OF STARS IN THE MIDNIGHT SKY” +++~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++  9/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,335  +++ “YABA DABA DOO, IF WE SCREW”- (X-X-X) >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/16/2007  --   0  0 
1,336  +++ “YRROS IS SORRY SPELLED BACKWARDS” +++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************>>>+++  8/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,337  +++ 'Our Lord Is The Guardian Of The Trinity' ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>>  5/4/2007  --   0  0 
1,338  +++ 'Please, Please Let Saddam Go” +++  12/29/2006  --   0  0 
1,339  +++ 'PRIZE >(WIN A FINE CD) < FOR YOUR BEST TITLE OF MY POEM' ++****************************************************************************************>>>+++  4/29/2008  --   0  0 
1,340  +++##@> “THIS COULD BE A NO-SNOW CHRISTMAS” <@##++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++  10/14/2007  --   0  0 
1,341  +++$$$ “TOILET PAPER MANUFACTURER SEEKS WRITERS & POETS” +++$$$*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>$$$  10/12/2007  --   0  0 
1,342  +++$$$^^>> “BIG FOOT GOT HOOKER ‘HORNY’” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? ? ?  5/3/2007  --   0  0 
1,343  +++$$~~~~>> “RACISM” <<<~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>>  4/14/2007  --   0  0 
1,344  +++$$> “SEVEN PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE DEAD” <$$+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++  9/29/2007  --   0  0 
1,345  +++%%>> “BALLS OFF THE WALLS” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****=*=*=+++^^^^^^^  4/4/2007  --   0  0 
1,346  +++))) >>> “I’m Deeply Sorry My Love” <<<(((+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>  4/22/2007  --   0  0 
1,347  +++))) >>>? ? ? “F*** OFF” ? ? ? <<<(((+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ?  8/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,348  +++*** “CHECK YOUR FLUIDS” ***+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  1/22/2008  --   0  0 
1,349  +++*** “Hi ho, Five-o” (Half Century Birthday) ***+++  3/10/2007  10.0   1  0 
1,350  +++*** “Under The Spell Of Christmas” ***+++  2/22/2007  --   0  0 
1,351  +++*****+++ “ROSES FOR MOM” +++*****+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++  5/9/2008  --   0  0 
1,352  +++***~~~>> “Malignant Multi-Media Madness” <<<***+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>+++  4/19/2007  --   0  0 
1,353  +++***>> “We Have No Chance” – Senator Harry Reid +++***<<~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~*****>>>? ? ?  4/20/2007  --   0  0 
1,354  +++***>>> “It Just Doesn’t Make Any Sense” +++***<<<~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~**************(((((<<<+++  4/24/2007  --   0  0 
1,355  +++^^^>> “SLUG FIGHTING BANNED IN EUROPE” <<^^^+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>+++  7/27/2007  --   0  0 
1,356  +++~~~###> “AN OWL WITH AN IMUS BRAIN” <<<~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************(((((<<  4/26/2007  --   0  0 
1,357  +++~~~***>> “BOOM BANG BABY” (Sexy Terrorism Lady) <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>? ?  4/5/2007  --   0  0 
1,358  +++~~~~~> “Bird-Brain Dervish Is Howlin’ His Bluesballs” <~~~~~+++  3/11/2007  --   0  0 
1,359  +++~~~> “F*O*R*N*I*C*A*T*I*O*N” <~~~+++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`*******************************>>>+++  1/28/2008  --   0  0 
1,360  +++~~~> “W*^*O*^*W” <<<<~~~~*********~~~~~~~*****++++++++++~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>  4/21/2007  --   0  0 
1,361  +++~~> “THE ECHO OF CHRISTMAS” <~~+++  3/4/2007  10.0   1  0 
1,362  +++~~> “You Have A Degrading Message From Yourself” <~~+++  2/18/2007  --   0  0 
1,363  +++“The Sweetest Song To The Lord”+++  1/11/2007  --   0  0 
1,364  ++++ “CURSE OF THE GODS” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  4/14/2008  --   0  0 
1,365  ++++ “DAD’S DAY” (Haiku) ++++******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++  6/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,366  ++++ “Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, Dummy” ++++  2/28/2007  --   0  0 
1,367  ++++ “FUNKY CHRISTMAS” ++++  3/8/2007  --   0  0 
1,368  ++++ “KISS OF LIFE” ++++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++  5/12/2009  --   0  0 
1,369  ++++ “MANKIND IS IN INTENSIVE CARE” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  6/22/2008  --   0  0 
1,370  ++++ “STOP MAKIN’ FUN OF HIS HO” ++++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>>++++  7/24/2007  --   0  0 
1,371  ++++ “THE UNBORN AND THE OVER THE HILL GANG” ++++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++  8/12/2009  --   0  0 
1,372  ++++ “ABSOLUTELY ORGASMIC AND ROMANTIC' ++++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++  7/15/2009  --   0  0 
1,373  ++++ “BOUND IN A BIBLICAL BUBBLE” ++++  3/8/2007  --   0  0 
1,374  ++++ “BRAINWASHED BY YOUR GOD” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~````````````````````********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  10/8/2007  --   0  0 
1,375  ++++ “CHAOS IN HEAVEN” (Breaking news) +++++++************+++++++*************+++++++*******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>  4/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,376  ++++ “CHRISTMAS LOVE AFFAIR” ++++~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~*********(((<<<++  4/14/2007  --   0  0 
1,377  ++++ “CHRISTMAS ROCK ‘N ROLL FANTASY” ++++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++  12/23/2007  --   0  0 
1,378  ++++ “E *^* A *^* S *^* T *^* E *^* R” ++++++++++++++++++++++++  4/8/2007  --   0  0 
1,379  ++++ “Even A Crass Jackass Can Amass Incredible Wealth” ++++  3/19/2007  --   0  0 
1,380  ++++ “If You Die, I’ll Kill You” ++++<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>  3/28/2007  --   0  1 
1,381  ++++ “INSRIRATION * FOR * GOOD * FRIDAY” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****  4/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,382  ++++ “LORD, DON’T CUT THE CORD” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++  9/5/2007  --   0  0 
1,383  ++++ “RUDE ATTITUDE” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/27/2008  --   0  0 
1,384  ++++ “S*E*X*T*A*S*Y – THE KISS OF S*E*X*T*A*S*Y” ++++******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++**  1/11/2008  --   0  0 
1,385  ++++ “SEXY SILICONE SUSY” ++++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++  8/26/2008  --   0  0 
1,386  ++++ “The Fallacy Of Climate Control And Gun Control” ++++~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~*************++++>>>>  4/17/2007  --   0  0 
1,387  ++++ “THE INVASION OF THE GREENWOLFE POEM SNATCHERS” ++++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++  6/7/2009  --   0  0 
1,388  ++++ “Thermostat The Sun, Seal The Volcanoes” ++++  2/25/2007  --   0  0 
1,389  ++++ “VALENTINE FOR OUR TROOPS” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  2/14/2008  --   0  0 
1,390  ++++$$$>> “THE CAR-BOMB RELIGION, EXPLAINED” >>>~~~~~~~~~~**********=========>>>  4/7/2007  --   0  0 
1,391  ++++$$$>> “TWO HISTORICAL PRESIDENTIAL QUOTES” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************(((<<<  4/9/2007  --   0  0 
1,392  ++++))) “Blair To Pull His Troops” (((++++  2/21/2007  --   0  0 
1,393  ++++****)))) >>> “SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” (In spite of the dumb nay-sayers) <<<****~~~~***~~~~********~~~~~*********~~~~~~*******((((<<<<+++  4/20/2007  --   0  0 
1,394  ++++***** “PUSSY EXORCISM” *****++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>++++  9/7/2007  --   0  0 
1,395  ++++****>>> “PoemHunter Management Take Note” <<<*********~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>  4/24/2007  --   0  0 
1,396  ++++***>> “DEATH BY POETRY” <<***++++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  11/6/2008  --   0  0 
1,397  ++++~~~~ “I’ve Lost My Credibility” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  3/22/2007  --   0  0 
1,398  ++++~~~~***>> “L*I*F*E & D*E*A*T*H” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,399  ++++~~~~~~~~>>>> “Forgive Me And My Stupidity” <<<<~~~~~~********~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~(((((<<<+++? ?  4/22/2007  --   0  0 
1,400  ++++~~~~~~>>> “BASTARD and the BITCH” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~++++? ? ? ?  4/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,401  ++++~~~~> “I’M SO DEPRESSED, MY TRASH DUMPED ME” <~~~~+++***************************************************************************************>>>+++  6/2/2009  --   0  0 
1,402  ++++~~~~>> “SWEET HATEFUL LOVE” <<~~~~++++  3/13/2007  --   0  0 
1,403  ++++~~~>>> “LOVING VENGEANCE” <<<~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  4/20/2007  --   0  0 
1,404  ++++~~>> “CHRISTMAS DREAM OF PEACE” (Prayer) <<~~~+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************  5/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,405  +++++ “If~You~ Die, I’ll~ Kill~ You” +++++=====================================%%%%%  4/1/2007  --   0  0 
1,406  +++++ “LOVING MY SECRET LOVER” +++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++  7/31/2009  --   0  0 
1,407  +++++ “ROSES FOR MOM” +++++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++  5/8/2009  --   0  0 
1,408  +++++ “Three Messiah” +++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++  8/6/2007  --   0  0 
1,409  +++++ EJECTIONS +++++ ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++  4/22/2008  --   0  0 
1,410  +++++))) “Prince Of Peace Versus The King” (((+++++  3/14/2007  --   0  0 
1,411  ++++++ “RAINING FANTASIES” ++++++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++  6/6/2009  --   0  0 
1,412  ++++++~~ “FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH” ~~++++++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++  11/13/2009  --   0  0 
1,413  +++++++ “AMERICAN DRONES” ++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************>>>+++  6/12/2009  --   0  0 
1,414  +++++++ “THE ‘GUESS WHO’ PRAYER” ++++++++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~